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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 5h

I never noticed before that Henry Rollins has Super Eyepatch Wolf face.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

[extremely Lori Baker Buckets voice] wow

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Game Changer is so good. Check out Don’t Cry in season 4 if you haven’t already. An astonishing use of a game show as an emotional wellspring.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I really hope Tom makes enough of these Duckborne comics that one day we get a fat phone book of an omnibus with a gorgeous embossed hardcover. Until then, this is a good place to start.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You KNOW this dumbass administration would book Abominous Rex.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There’s a very good, very short They Might Be Giants song about this that I think about quite often. youtu.be/FSbEOZY7k20?...

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They Might Be Giants - Sleep (Official Audio)

YouTube video by ParticleMen

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I just remembered Akira Yamaoka was also responsible for HIGHUPONAGUNCRUCIFIXTHATSHOWITSRESURRECTEDEVERYSIXILIKETHEWAYITSADOGGY.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

🎶I’VE GOT A FEVER AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION’S COWBELL AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION’S COWBELL AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE COWBELL🎶

The Black Eyed Peas, the band that sang the song being butchered here: I Gotta Feeling

Christopher Walken from that SNL sketch where he keeps saying “I gotta have more cowbell!”

The same picture of the Black Eyed Peas with cowbells crudely inserted into their hands

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ve always been more of a The State guy, but Kids in the Hall rules.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“I’m not gonna spread for no roses” “I had the pear dream again” “Fattening up our tapeworms” I don’t remember as many sketches as I’d like, but the ones I’ve kept close to my heart did powerful work on my brain when I was young.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I love that people know and respect Akira Yamaoka for his work on the Silent Hill games, but I played Bemani games back in the day and know he’s a great big weirdo (complimentary). youtu.be/sEBJx5kc98Y?...

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うそつき▽ハイパーロッケンローレ「エイプリルフールの唄」

YouTube video by TeirusuFX

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“Please. The painter is Lee Moriarty. The athlete is Lee Moriwrestley.”

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I love when people complain that AEW just does matches for no reason, as though “it would be rad to see Kofi wrestle Lee Moriarty” is not a valid reason. Not to mention the off chance that this is opening the door for an STP Trios program which…I mean, come on. You gotta, right?

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

S. Epatha Merkerson! S! 👏🏻 Epatha! 👏🏻 Merkerson!

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s like you knew the algorithm just got me to watch the Tom Cochrane 1HW video again yesterday and my brain is dialed in on CanCon.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yes, ad, I would like to give Cop Jay Leno a gun from the gun vending machine.

A fat cop with fat grey hair and a sturdy chin waits for his gun from the gun vending machine

The other cops in line are wearing dark blue uniforms, but Cop Leno’s top is light blue, most likely denim

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's the first day of October, which means it's time for everyone's least favorite meme! #deuandrasky

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dude is a Frank Quitely drawing come to life.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I would even settle for a Ride the Lightning or an …And Justice For All.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

At least that’s a genuine connection to their feelings, even if their melty, soft brain just feels SureJan.gif

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

TELL A NEW STORY, STAR WARS. YOU’RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s funny, I’ve never gotten deep into Star Trek but I was thinking recently about how refreshing it seems to make series after series that’s just “here’s a new starship full of dudes, let’s watch them at work”, compared to the inbred knot of characters that makes up mainline Star Wars.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

But this one tells you about the evil Nephalim who were hiding the secrets of harnessing the power of the angels, or something.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I saw a gross ad for a book of conspiracy garbage on YouTube, 6+ minutes of antisemetic secret cabal nonsense and AI Lego animation.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Last night I learned that AEW’s sign for injury is a ref fist in the pocket, as opposed to the regular closed fist meaning they’re good. A lot subtler than throwing up the X, but clearly they’re good enough to catch it and do right by the injured wrestler.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We lost Powerhouse and Keith Lee, so maybe he can get a real TNT Championship run this time.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Coining the term Hatriot for people who love the melting pot, American Dream ideals of the United States, but hate the actual institutions.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not Like Us shuffled up the other day, and man that song hits like a truck now that it’s been gone for a minute. I felt a sense of pride and joy that I imagine is how “Real American” types feel on the 4th of July…like it’s intensely patriotic, but for hating. Hatriotic.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s also spelled correctly *on the bottom of the shirt*! You can see both spellings at once! It’s one thing for AI to be dumber than spellcheck, it’s a whole other to be dumb enough to trust AI enough to not even look at it for five seconds.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I hate this and I can’t wait to hate it more deeply by playing it.

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boreian 🇨🇦 @boreian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Happy bisexual visibility day, or as I call it, AEW Dynamite

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I think it would be fun, and I think I’d be good at it.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Non-practicing over here, but really all that means is you have to leave the house and talk to people to get dick and that’s too much of a hassle these days. Hopefully someone invents DongDash (or, in a far less likely scenario, ChubHub) so I can deliver that thang right into my mouth.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Orville Peck and Carly Rae Jepsen both released albums with a song called Blue Skies last week. Coincidence? Yeah. Yeah, almost definitely.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You’re either pro fascism or anti fascism. If you think you’re neither, guess what bud? … (It’s that you’re allowing the creeping spread of fascism and have ended up supporting that side through your inaction. Don’t think I have to explain it, but the internet can be dumb sometimes.)

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I read that as “Aw, hi”, and I can’t say that the actual title works any better than that.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Aw crap. I’m never getting around to The Wolverine. The demo for this game scratched my Number Go Up itch so powerfully that I played through it multiple times. So simple but so good, and I can’t wait to see the rest of it!

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Mad*: The plan is to get a VERY limited run of the Mitch EP on cheap lathe-cut vinyl and have that be the only way anyone ever gets to hear it, and only once he’s passed on**, Chumbawumba style. *as in madness, not grrrr **in this case, once they actually acknowledge his passing. We know better.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

So Sad: I’ve had that Wolverine game for almost a week and I still have no idea if it’s any good or not because I’ve been too busy making my dreams come true. Creativity is such a thoroughly rewarding pain in the ass.

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Bad: I haven’t written more of my Nancy Drew pick-a-path book for like a month Rad: I’m ready for the thing to happen.

Goodbye, Mitch: A memorial EP event from JMaq

The cover has red text on black, and five slices of Mitch McConnell’s face misaligned in the center

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If they’d made the father/son movie with those two in the mid-90s, the grandpa that shows up at the end to call them both pussies for liking each other would’ve been played by Jack Lalanne.

Jack Lalanne, a buff-ass old man with poofy hair that looks enough like a combination of Rob Schneider and Andrew Dice Clay that I think it makes the joke work

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you think about it, Rob Schneider was just the baby Pokémon version of Andrew Dice Clay. If you don’t think about it, you’ll be happier for it.

Rob Schneider, a slimy little weasel man with slick-backed poofy hair smiling like an idiot

Andrew Dice Clay, a beefboy made of weasel meat with a greaser pompadour trying to exude cool so hard it makes him make weird noises

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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My wife suggested Bryan Cranston. I’m saying Paul Rudd. It should probably be a lovable character actor in their twenties but I don’t know who the zoomers have as their Paul Giamattis.

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