john @jmagil.bsky.social · 23hMcVay spent so much of the offseason doing his own research on time zones that he didn’t think to improve his special teams lmao 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Seahawks are 30-8 under Mike Macdonald at games I do not attend and 0-4 at games I do attend. Incredible bit tbh 030
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Funny to put a fourth down percentage graphic up on a 4th and 20 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I am once again asking because good lord what are they letting the kraken do 110
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Tough day for historically San Diego teams against historically Seattle teams. 010
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Cherry on top of this game is an elongated period of refsplaining 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Somehow the chargers expected a Wilson run up the middle there. 000
Reposted by johnacallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this @housemajoritypac.bsky.social ad of Jay Feely going wide right is a work of art 16521
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s like Herbstreit hasn’t seen Deshaun Watson play since Clemson 010
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Begrudgingly clicked the Copilot suggestion to clean up an excel document t see what it would suggest and it just immediately crashed excel and apparently left any unsaved docs unrecoverable. 011
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mariners had multiple problems but their dipshit manager drove me insane all season 010
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh thank god Netflix finally has AI in its search. Just what it was missing 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Made one with more niche comedies (true in various different ways) I’ve enjoyed a lot as well. 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Reminds me of this one I saw about a gal who parked 2-3 feet from the curb while on vacation in Europe and was appalled she got 4 parking tickets. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8TbqQVb/tiktok.comthat one friend who realizes they forgot their passport/ID after y’all drove 4 hours to the airport (source: @Sanne) #foryou #fyp #foryoupage #greenscreenvideo #greenscreen TikTok video by candacce 020
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Taylor Ward got a hit so maybe the Mariners still have a chance at a miracle playoff run after all. 100
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I love holding my crying baby and having my watch tell me it’s getting loud around here. 040
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Could probably put a bunch of other shows (Community, 30 Rock, The Good Place, Andor) but just gotta pick 10 at some point. 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I thought about it for 5 mins or so and this is the definitive list unless I forgot a show I liked 200
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Puka Nacua (ran into a glass door again) is out against the Giants tonight 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My Facebook algorithm pushes a group called “Real Seattle Mariners Fans” to me that most recently has been having a bodybuilding dot com message board # of days of week esque argument about the difference between 50th anniversary and 50th season. 010
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Disrespectful that Teams suggests the Santa emoji when you search for “fat” 010
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you win the Super Bowl, your fans shouldn’t have to hear Mark Schlereth the next season. Even if you’re playing the Cardinals. 011
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Maybe Dan Wilson should start the 22 year old who hits a jaw dropping home run every game instead of the guy who’s my age who is somehow worse than Rob Refsnyder. 040
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Going to Bath and Body Works and yelling at them to bring me soap scented soap like I’m Denis Leary. 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Really horrific to think of people yearning nostalgically for the year 2016 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I could be less tied to California if they asked what I call I-5 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Ah the first rain in awhile and a crash on the West Seattle bridge. Nature is healing. 010
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Davis Mills obviously. He went 3-0 last season, what more evidence do you need? 150
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It’s too bad Trump being on currency doesn’t mean what it usually does 021
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It’s really incomprehensible to me how someone’s brain becomes like this. 030
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Yesterday’s game was already the end of the season but getting owned by 2026 Max Scherzer is a big exclamation point. 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Watching Baker Mayfield play through his arm injury on Quarterback is basically every single Mariner hitter this season. It’s better to be strong and play through an injury even if it diminishes your ability and makes it take longer to recover in the long run. 000
