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Horse Majeure

@jm.furry.horse
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🐴 zebra appreciator

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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 28/09/2026
wow america, embarrassing, you don't even have the hottest leaders
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 19/09/2026
I have been given an award by my friends agent of chaos 2026
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 17/09/2026
gosh we should spend more time talking about
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 13/09/2026
spaghetti cooked perfectly al dante
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 13/09/2026
receiving urgent medical care this lunchtime the nhs is amazing
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 13/09/2026
this is clearly an excellent boozer
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 11/09/2026
second and final batch of umeboshi for the year is out for drying - greengage plums
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 10/09/2026
omg
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 09/09/2026
another work trip, I have been enjoying the highly luxurious executive lounge lifestyle
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 09/09/2026
this return home is taking longer than hoped
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 08/09/2026
horse travels vienna -> london (via dublin & belfast because this is somehow still happening)
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 07/09/2026
does Theresa May hand-deliver my Citizen of Nowhere passport or is it electronic?
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 07/09/2026
I have now cleared the EES which I think means I've been unbrexited
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 07/09/2026
lol same on a plane, people saw
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 07/09/2026
horse travels taipei -> vienna
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 06/09/2026
clues from today's NYT crossword
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 04/09/2026
my hotel gym has an electric horse simulator but the dildo seems to be missing
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 04/09/2026
name that furry
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 03/09/2026
dedicated to self-satisfaction
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 01/09/2026
today I prayed to buddha and to guan yu at foxconn's headquarters, so you can't accuse life of not being interesting
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 30/08/2026
horse travels heathrow to taipei
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 28/08/2026
excellence
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 28/08/2026
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 28/08/2026
I love delivery cat
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 28/08/2026
cricket day
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 27/08/2026
Bazalgette Embankment, a new public space reclaimed from the Thames as part of the new supersewer
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 23/08/2026
just watched a pigeon fly directly into a bin, which I thought was a remarkable act of self-awareness
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 22/08/2026
really excited by the new range of apple accessories
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 20/08/2026
Britain is a very strange country everyone likes tea, but everyone drinks bad tea made from dusty teabags they do this because to make actual nice tea (hot water, tea leaves) would be "middle class", which is bad but for no discernible or understandable reason
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 17/08/2026
oh that is really nice
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 15/08/2026
a lovely evening last night in east london
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 12/08/2026
top three eclipses cornwall 1999 ladyhawke total of the heart
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 11/08/2026
a(nother) leisurely Tuesday lunch
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 11/08/2026
this is excellent
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 09/08/2026
discovery apple flesh has a blush that doesn't match the skin they're tart and crisp so decent in a savory context, although they do discolour quickly breakfast: thinly sliced discovery with peanut butter and sriracha, on toast
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 07/08/2026
oh boy
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 04/08/2026
a rare extended Tuesday lunchtime away from the office
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 03/08/2026
July 2026 was the first month in London's history (going back to 1871) without any rain.
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 02/08/2026
everyone please get excited for the first apples of the season - Discoverys as we all know, a fast-spoiling but delicious apple with unusual strawberry and watermelon flavours keep them in the fridge for texture
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 31/07/2026
bless this lunchtime, and all who sail on her
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 28/07/2026
omg this is ridiculously cute
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 27/07/2026
our foster zebra has unfortunately failed to thrive, so please get in touch if you can offer temporary accommodation otherwise we will seek permanent rehoming (in the bin)
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 26/07/2026
oppenheimer (2023): almost certainly a granny smith - an "empire apple", probably from Tasmania, would have been available in the offseason & a patriotic choice at the time however the attached leaf is wrong, it would never have survived the journey partial credit #applesinfilms
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 18/07/2026
fun anti-fact: kelp or kombu has zero impact on the "digestibility" of beans & lentils, no matter what the hippie who sold them to you says
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 17/07/2026
jacob, london's bestest horse statue
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 17/07/2026
cry cry horse, technically
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 16/07/2026
spicy noodles
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 11/07/2026
horse endorsed
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 11/07/2026
this zebra is running away from a social event in shame, after embarrassing himself trying to fit in many years from now, he will wake up in the middle of the night remembering the humiliation he will be alone
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Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 11/07/2026
^Z
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