Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 6hthe best billboard in bethnal green since Curry 2000 closed down 140
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 12/10/2026picked up a new apple yesterday, pairing it with my premium apple accessory to great success 191
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 28/09/2026wow america, embarrassing, you don't even have the hottest leaders 010
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 19/09/2026I have been given an award by my friends agent of chaos 2026 2150
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 13/09/2026receiving urgent medical care this lunchtime the nhs is amazing 190
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 11/09/2026second and final batch of umeboshi for the year is out for drying - greengage plums 031
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 09/09/2026another work trip, I have been enjoying the highly luxurious executive lounge lifestyle 041
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 04/09/2026my hotel gym has an electric horse simulator but the dildo seems to be missing 020
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 01/09/2026today I prayed to buddha and to guan yu at foxconn's headquarters, so you can't accuse life of not being interesting 080
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 27/08/2026Bazalgette Embankment, a new public space reclaimed from the Thames as part of the new supersewer 030
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 20/08/2026Britain is a very strange country everyone likes tea, but everyone drinks bad tea made from dusty teabags they do this because to make actual nice tea (hot water, tea leaves) would be "middle class", which is bad but for no discernible or understandable reason 030
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 09/08/2026discovery apple flesh has a blush that doesn't match the skin they're tart and crisp so decent in a savory context, although they do discolour quickly breakfast: thinly sliced discovery with peanut butter and sriracha, on toast 061
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 02/08/2026everyone please get excited for the first apples of the season - Discoverys as we all know, a fast-spoiling but delicious apple with unusual strawberry and watermelon flavours keep them in the fridge for texture 251
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 27/07/2026our foster zebra has unfortunately failed to thrive, so please get in touch if you can offer temporary accommodation otherwise we will seek permanent rehoming (in the bin) 041
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 26/07/2026oppenheimer (2023): almost certainly a granny smith - an "empire apple", probably from Tasmania, would have been available in the offseason & a patriotic choice at the time however the attached leaf is wrong, it would never have survived the journey partial credit #applesinfilms 141
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 18/07/2026fun anti-fact: kelp or kombu has zero impact on the "digestibility" of beans & lentils, no matter what the hippie who sold them to you says 030
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 19/06/2026zebra washing season hand wash (or hand wash setting on yr machine), gentle detergent and rub extra in the spot where someone dripped red wine on the white part of the nose, cold water, slow spin, thorough dry in the sun 061
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 14/06/2026as I prepare to board what I hope will be my last flight for a little while, please enjoy these photos celebrating the true luxury of business class travel 370
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 10/06/2026the oldest hotel in Spain has been renovated to add new drain pipes 271
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 07/06/2026with love and mercy in my heart, how can one possibly countenance the national dish being wet chips honestly you could get better food in scotland 451
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 30/05/2026the UK does not appreciate the potential of breakfast as a delicious meal vote no to brexfast 010
Horse Majeure @jm.furry.horse · 28/05/2026home coffee setup beans from local roaster, burr grinder, kettle with 90C setting, aeropress, cup made (thrown?) by a friend 050
