Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You know that technology is “phoning it in” when your tracker tells you you’ve hit your fat-burning goal for the day within 45 minutes of waking up — and all you did was put out the trash and feed the cats. 😳🤔🤦♂️🤷♂️🤣😛 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Apparently Apple's xOS 27 are out now; think I'll follow Dr. McCoy's approach: KIRK: Ellen. ELLEN: Yes sir. KIRK: What was the problem down there? ELLEN: He insisted we go first, sir. Said something about first seeing how it scrambled our molecules. —Star Trek: The Motion Picture 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Just don’t tell me I need a separate account for each… 🤔😳🤦♂️🤣🤷♂️😉 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Changed car keyfob battery, dropped 2 screws, used 1980s bulk tape eraser to find 'em, because electromagnet. Not a unitasker. 🤣 110
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My wife was having a discussion about this with someone that wasn't aware of the achievement, and/or thought it was possible. #HaloReach #IfTheyCameToHearMeBeg #XboxAchievement 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 05/08/20262004 Prius, ~55K miles, original traction battery,... 👍 010
Reposted by Jon L. Grushka IILechatcestmoi @thierrychanu.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Très bonne journée avec @stationsimone.bsky.social ! 21 juillet, jour de naissance il y a 95 ans, de Plas Johnson (1931-2026), géant discret du saxophone Ici son solo demeure l'un des plus reconnaissables de toute l'histoire du cinéma Henry Mancini - "Pink Panther Theme" (Live TV, 1983) 28229
Reposted by Jon L. Grushka IICoffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Note to authors: A law that is very strict might be 'draconian', but it's only 'draconic' if you mean to say it was drafted or proposed by an actual dragon. 3336
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Severe storm Central FL; power blinking on/off several times. If devices (e.g. wifi cameras) don’t come back after power is restored, a) check breakers, b) check for any “obscure location” GFCI outlets that need to be reset (e.g. garage, like the one I reset here). 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 20/03/2026DMV scam texts are circulating again (yet, still). Don’t fall for it, don’t reply, don’t follow the link. In telemarketing terms, that’s a “reach”, indicating it’s valid and active. In the words of Londo Mollari: “don’t give away the homeworld.” 010
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 25/02/20262004 Prius. Haven’t driven this much (23.2 miles per trip odo) in a single outing in “awhile”; haven’t seen the mpg this high in awhile either. And still seeing “7 bars green” on battery display periodically — on the original traction battery. I’ll take it. 👍 010
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Maxwell Smart as a #WinterOlympics #Curling announcer: “Missed it by… *that* much.” 🤣🥌 011
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Watching #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics #Curling until further notice. ❄️🥌 031
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 29/01/2026#LogicPro 11.x to 12.0: a) rename 11.x app with version, b) compress versioned app, c) update, d) rename 12.0 app, e) compress versioned app, f) uncompress 11.x app. Now you can switch between them for plug-in compatibility, etc. And yes, if you have 11.x installed, 12.0 is a free *update*. 🎹🎹🎹 010
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 26/01/2026#Florida, you’re doin’ it wrong. 🥶 #Winter 010
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 20/01/2026You know it's cold in Florida... ...when, at 37°F, the inside of the refrigerator is warmer. 😳 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Let’s play “find the cat”; Emperor Georgiou in stealth mode: 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 06/11/2025If anyone’s crying in their ketchup, keep it down; the rest of us are trying to sleep. 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 03/11/2025This is… rare; marking it on the (electronic) calendar (hypothetically)… #AppleHealth #SleepTracking 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Tell me no other company still has this issue in the (relatively) early 21st century. No, wait — DON'T tell me. 🙄🤦♂️ #facepalm 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Leave it to Amazon to get the last 2 steps out of order. (calls store) “Hi, can you see my QR code? Amazon said to show you BEFORE going to the store. No? Okay, be there in a few.” 🙄🤦♂️🤣😉 010
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 15/10/2025If you're in FL, check your account settings. Personally, I don't care about either (have the 1st turned off anyway 😛). If anyone *actually* needs to DM me, I have Discord (which apparently had "verification" data leak issues recently in another context). So FL can "stuff it", lol. 🤣 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 15/10/2025My wife’s getting ready to feed the cats this morning, and as she's trying to get out of the cat room with plates/food to set up in the kitchen… Her: “You’re not coming out! Well, okay…” Me: “Grey?” Her: “Yes…” Me (following the cat): “Hi, Grey! How are you?” Her: “Fast.” 🤣 #cats 010
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 13/10/2025For anyone serving aboard the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D that may perhaps be reading this post in a historical context, remember: "If you're happy and you know it, so does Troi." 👏👏 000
Reposted by Jon L. Grushka IITolkien Universe @tolkienuniverse.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Exactly 26 years ago today, on October 11, 1999, filming began for The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Over a quarter of a century has passed, yet no film has topped its epic legacy it remains one of the greatest cinematic achievements of all time. 📽️ 215526
Reposted by Jon L. Grushka IITolkien Universe @tolkienuniverse.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. 🧙♂️ 06311
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Where’s the… oh, there it is, right in front of me. No wonder I couldn’t find it. 🤣 #oops 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 05/10/2025While updating an iOS Health app entry for a change in shape of something we bought, I noticed this... "other" shape... and couldn't resist adding this to the list, lol. #SpoonfulOfSugar 010
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 09/09/2025“Hello, customer support? I got the new tv installed, but all I get is The Cardboard Channel; all day, every day. Did I miss a step?” 😳🤔🙄🤦♂️🤣😉 #diy-humor 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Just finished (re)building "Super Kitty Fun Land"; thought I'd share the results. 🐈⬛🐈🐈🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈 @jacksongalaxy.bsky.social 010
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 04/09/2025When Gemini decides to join you in your silliness, lol. 🤣 #aihumor 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Georgiou eventually went back to the bench. Mooshu wandered in later, looked over the blanket, curled up, took a nap. 🐈⬛🐈 #cats #cat-nap 020
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Our cat Mooshu couldn't find a comfortable place in my room to be "near the human" (and Georgiou), so I took the blanket off my corner chair (which he used to seem to like, but hasn't used recently) and folded it up on the floor for him. Enter Emperor Georgiou, "usurper of comfort". 🤣 021
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 27/08/2025...and not to be out-done by Mooshu, Georgiou found a comfortable spot on the countertop in the second bathroom on a pile of ("probably", since they're folded, but also now "formerly", since she's on them, lol) clean hand towels. Because (say it with me now): cat. 🐈⬛ 110
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Mooshu our "permanent kitten" playing "I can has sunlight", managed to find the one and only place in the house this morning where sunlight was hitting carpet. There was more in the bathroom on the vinyl flooring, but the carpet is softer. Typical cat expression: "...what?" 🐱 010
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Wife (to the cats/kittens): “Stop that! I mean it!” Me: “Anybody want a peanut?” 🤣 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Putting out recycling this morning, got a view of the “second-star-to-the-right” — or in this case, planet. Central FL, looking east. ✨🪐🧚 #second-star-to-the-right 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Watching Star Trek: Strange New Worlds… Uhura: “I’ve been where you are.” Me: “I was standing there 5 minutes ago.” 🤣 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Adding "solar generator repair" to my list of skills; replaced a pair of cooling fans in one yesterday. 👍 Changing the fans took minutes. GETTING to the fans and reassembling the unit took ~2.5 hours. 🙄 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Mother: Why is the mixer broken? Son: I tried to lick the beaters. Mother: How did that break it? Son: It was running at the time. Mother: Clark Kent, you should know better! Too early for the new Superman movie? 🤔🤣 020
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Apparently my tracker things I got about as much sleep as Stitch last night. 🤔🤣😉 000
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Okay, marking this on the calendar. Watching tv, suddenly says NAS disconnected, then online streaming interrupted. Checked, a kitten was using the UPS as a step stool to climb onto the shelf below the tv, and stepped on the power switch, turning off network gear. 😳🤦♂️ Cat: 1, technology: 0. 🤣🐈⬛ 110
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 03/07/2025“Blue” trying her take on “kitten on the keys”, lol. 🎹 My wife, trying to enter the cat room without letting them out: “No! I mean it!” Me, calling down the hallway from my room: “Anybody want a peanut?” 🤣 010
Reposted by Jon L. Grushka IILev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Because there’s never a bad time to share Chuck Jones’s rules for the Road Runner, here are Chuck Jones’s rules for the Road Runner 251671495
Jon L. Grushka II @jlgrushkaii.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Did I miss a breakfast contest somewhere? Otherwise, maybe try starting with one… per day… unless you’re a Hobbit or otherwise know about Second Breakfast. 🤣🍽️ 010