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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Anyone know what this is? It was on my dog, I found another one a few weeks ago.

Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Does anyone know what these eggs are? I'm in the Willamette valley of Oregon and they are in a grow bag with tomatoes that are dead.

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

We're in the bad place 😭

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

You have a tattoo tan now 😜

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Can you imagine?! Actual truck usage, on those ice machines on wheels?😂😂😂

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

It still looks like a white and gold dress under blue hue light 😂

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

If you have a heated blanket, that helps, except when you're sweating to death. I suggest drugging yourself to sleep.

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 05/08/2024

Season finally of HOTD, I have thoughts, none of them are good.😭🤬

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 29/07/2024

HOTD episode 7... Y'all!!!!! This is intense!

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 21/06/2024

Plant-sky, I need help! Does anyone know what this plant is? It smells like sage, but I'm trying not to get my hopes up.

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 25/05/2024

At least it has paint 😂

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 25/05/2024

The neighborhood coven likes my tree 😂

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

Why the hell is it so hard to make a payment on your Perkins loan?!? My other student loans are great at taking my money.

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 12/04/2024

You should hold Hunter's ears out like wings😁

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 13/03/2024

The mask can also make it cowlick like my husband's did

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 06/03/2024

Does anyone have any tips on transplanting rose bushes? My grandmother just passed away, and she had roses that she wanted me to keep alive. The problem is, I'm not completely sure how to do that.

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 29/02/2024

Dear Oregon, I haven't lived there for 3 years, why do you think I owe you taxes? Furthermore, why would I owe you taxes on Washington unemployment?

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 26/02/2024

Why TF is it snowing!?!?

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

I'll have to check my local outlet!!

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 11/02/2024

Currently trying to find space for 12 types each of tomato and pepper plants and shopping for a canner 😂

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 11/02/2024

This is a problem I aspire to ❤️

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 31/01/2024

You've got, like ESPN or something

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 25/01/2024

When you're watching a TV show and they get the "ethidium bromide" in a clear container... WITHOUT GLOVES! Excuse me while I try to get my blood pressure under control.

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 17/01/2024

If you're cold, I highly recommend sticking a hair dryer up your shirt 🤣

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 16/01/2024

Hope everyone is doing ok in the scary weather! Hopefully everyone who's power is out, gets it back soon and no one is too cold!

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 15/01/2024

Yikes! That's how I broke my spine (stable fractures). So glad that didn't happen to you!!!

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 15/01/2024

My powers haven't come either 🤣

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 05/01/2024

Healthcare institution math, is asking for patience due to an increase in calls and staff shortages due to COVID-19, yet making masks optional.🤔

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 03/01/2024

33, Oregon, we got mostly states rights, but some slavery. We did at least have a fair amount of civil rights education.

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 27/12/2023

Ah dang! Brad is joking about getting me a chameleon to eat them 😂

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 22/12/2023

Do pet birds eat the bugs on the ceiling and walls?!

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 06/12/2023

The worst! Brain - you're stressed... Remember this other thing that stressed you out?

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 03/12/2023

Alright scientist peeps, took a COVID test this morning and it was negative. Went to throw it away hours later and there was a faint, greyish band. Do I have COVID? Regardless, I'm sick and planning to stay home, I just want to know if I'm a paxlovid candidate.

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 06/11/2023