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Jordan Lexa

@jlexa.bsky.social
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I guess I'm just a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside a bitch!

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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Anyone know what this is? It was on my dog, I found another one a few weeks ago.
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Ohh yeah!
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Does anyone know what these eggs are? I'm in the Willamette valley of Oregon and they are in a grow bag with tomatoes that are dead.
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
Season finally of HOTD, I have thoughts, none of them are good.😭🤬
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
HOTD episode 7... Y'all!!!!! This is intense!
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
My majestic derp
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
Plant-sky, I need help! Does anyone know what this plant is? It smells like sage, but I'm trying not to get my hopes up.
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
The neighborhood coven likes my tree 😂
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
Why the hell is it so hard to make a payment on your Perkins loan?!? My other student loans are great at taking my money.
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
Does anyone have any tips on transplanting rose bushes? My grandmother just passed away, and she had roses that she wanted me to keep alive. The problem is, I'm not completely sure how to do that.
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
Dear Oregon, I haven't lived there for 3 years, why do you think I owe you taxes? Furthermore, why would I owe you taxes on Washington unemployment?
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Why TF is it snowing!?!?
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
When you're watching a TV show and they get the "ethidium bromide" in a clear container... WITHOUT GLOVES! Excuse me while I try to get my blood pressure under control.
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
If you're cold, I highly recommend sticking a hair dryer up your shirt 🤣
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 16/01/2024
Hope everyone is doing ok in the scary weather! Hopefully everyone who's power is out, gets it back soon and no one is too cold!
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
Healthcare institution math, is asking for patience due to an increase in calls and staff shortages due to COVID-19, yet making masks optional.🤔
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
Alright scientist peeps, took a COVID test this morning and it was negative. Went to throw it away hours later and there was a faint, greyish band. Do I have COVID? Regardless, I'm sick and planning to stay home, I just want to know if I'm a paxlovid candidate.
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
My coworker is sleeping on the job🤣
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Yeah! Just got home from getting the novavax!
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Jordan Lexa @jlexa.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Smiles for everyone except the client who referred to himself as the "low man on the totem pole"
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