iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

since i'm not sure i'll ever be afforded a dream baby press interview, i've decided to take matters into my own hands

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

got a little mushy in my substack this week :') johnnylazebnik.substack.com

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

like if retweet you scrolling saw and this 😭

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

You’re Not Gonna Believe How Many Belts This Aging Twink Is Wearing

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

who wants to take me to the sock hop

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

guess who just got his first pair of glasses !

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

does everyone here know that i am going on a slut tour of ohio johnnylazebnik.substack.com/p/johnnys-sl...

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Johnny's Slut Tour of Ohio: Part One

A Californian Girl in Ohio: Part Une

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

reports are saying that in 2 hours i will no longer be 30, but that no one should worry because i am - in fact - still keeping it tight

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

holy shit holy SHITTTT holy shit

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

new ‘sletter out today ! i spent a lot of time on this one johnnylazebnik.substack.com

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

i somehow wrote 4,000 words about this johnnylazebnik.substack.com

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

catching up on traitors and just want to put it out there that holding hands with dylan efron while a giant millipede crawls on us is my dream date

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Medium @medium.com · 30/01/2025

When in doubt, optimize for sparks (via @jlazebnik.bsky.social) via your new favorite newsletter: blog.medium.com/a-former-new...

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

reminding everyone what i look like

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Tony Rodríguez @tonyrodriguez.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Congrats to @jlazebnik.bsky.social & Rob Lazebnik (and The League of Extra Horny Gentlemen) on their WGA nomination!! @wgawest.bsky.social

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

if you like these, check out my (free) substack ! johnnylazebnik.substack.com/p/new-years-...

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New Years 2024

My list of things I've learned and more!

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Drew Mackie @drewgmackie.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Last night, there was a new Simpsons that you should watch, because it's good and also because it's co-written by avowed gay @jlazebnik.bsky.social, but also it included a memorial to Billy Wright, who was another gay writer for the show. He passed away on Dec. 16...

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Tony Rodríguez @tonyrodriguez.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

I’m still gagged I get to be a little part of this fantastic show. Thank you, @rlazebnik.bsky.social @jlazebnik.bsky.social for writing last night’s very fine episode. #TheSimpsons

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

they simpsoned me!! they simpsoned me real good!!

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

big things happening in my new episode of the simpsons premiering tomorrow… as a sneak preview, here’s an email that @rlazebnik.bsky.social sent the art team

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

you are not the first homosexual to make this comparison

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

should i make this my signature look

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

believe it or not, i did the art myself

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

i wrote another episode of the simpsons ! december 29th on fox :)

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

i wrote about the ozdust ballroom and how we should be dancing more open.substack.com/pub/johnnyla...

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We've Lost Dancing

We can't dance til it's light.

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

i made a letterboxd just so i could do this

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

wicked bravely imagines a fantasy world where a hot jock knows the word “rife”

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

been feeling a little lost lately so i decided to return to the sacred texts

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

you’re here 😭😭😭 i missed you

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Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

reskeeting my halloween costumes this year 🥰

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I briefly put principles and values aside to make a saltier, crankier case for leaving X: Elon Musk is uniquely insufferable holapapi.substack.com/p/x-out

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X Out

A salty, cranky case for letting Twitter die

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