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Jku 🍺🍕

@jkualien.bsky.social
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👽Gaze Upward🎨 ⭐️Just a Chillhuahua from Space 💚 🛸Kink Doodler, Fursuiter, Macro, Demisexual ☕️ 🖤Hubby + Master of @spiritbrat.bsky.social 🤍 👾Suit by LazyLupe 🔞NSFW-MDNI🔞

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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 19h
Before meeting me IRL: "Yeah but Jku isn't really like that" After meeting me IRL: "Oh my god Jku is really like that."
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 21h
Sometimes it can be easy to mix up kindness and weakness. Don't do that. 😋
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Aari ⏭️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotiacon 2027 @chipflake.com · 19/10/2023
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Momma Sciggles @sciggles.com · 30/09/2026
A lot of people assume FA is profitable. If that were the case we wouldn't have needed a GFM when Neer passed to keep it out of probate. It's been two years. The funds were used. FA is struggling financially. And I am 🌟s t r e s s e d🌟 I'm scared to ask for help, I feel like no matter how much-
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎶 Up on Melancholy Hill...~🎵 You always remember the music you grew up with.
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
OMG IT'S #MacroMarch !? IM SO GLAD @midbattales.bsky.social IS ABLE TO SHOW ME HOW TO CELEBRATE!!!! ^\\\\^ Earth has such fun holidays yay!~
A ginormous alien with a tiny bat friend, Middy, on their shoulder, showing them how to say hi on earth!!! ^\\\^ Text is: "Is this really how Earthlings say "Hello"?
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hush 🔜 MFF 2026 @spiritbrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hanging with my chiwawa and going to a concert, i couldn’t ask for a better night
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gorillaz time 🥹
Gorillaz sign outside of madison square garden for the mountain tour.
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Almost done moving hughfbfbendbfbf 🫠 Living in a tiny micro-studio had its challenges but it really showed me how little you really need. ...And the minimalist tiny home vibe was endearing <3 But I'm looking forward to this 1br 1ba. Having two rooms feels *insane* to me now.
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I got you this cup of coffee to quiet the noise. ☕️ 🤲
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🌅 "Trust the Journey” is the corniest hallmark-ass cheap wine landscape on a rusty saw blade chic antique "bohemian" but not country living home and garden stikka butter dutch oven cast iron high fallootin darn tootin' saying I ever did hear. Unfortunately, it's also very good advice.
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Local flareon boy offers to light yer joint 🥰
A flareon I doodled holding out a little flame in his palm asking if you need a light with a cool grin on his face! :D
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Tobie (Slow Replies) @shadowanchor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hot Aliens in a galaxy near you! 🛸🪐✨ 🐕🛸 - @jkualien.bsky.social
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Local flareon boy offers to light yer joint 🥰
A flareon I doodled holding out a little flame in his palm asking if you need a light with a cool grin on his face! :D
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Little bit o' doodlin'!~
Jku the alien chihuahua laying on their tummy inside of a 1-point perspective bounding box, with a coffin floating in the upper right, a grain silo with an ugly bite out of it, and a cylinder with a square hole in it and a sphere with a square hole in it.
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How to deal with any rambling earthlings tbh 🥰
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Horror 🔞 of the Month @roachqueen.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Antoher Quasar silly. I wanted to do a version of the Mars Attacks shrink ray scene with Quasar's psi powers, lol Posted in two parts so bluesky doesn't ruin the quality #sizesky #macro #micro #pokemon #alien #flareon #espeon #shrink
A flareon anthro wearing general clothes is yealling to an shiny espeon anthro wearing alien clothes. The flareon says YOU THINK YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT, DO YOU? WELL, YOU CAN'T, YOU SEE, BECAUSE WE ARE THE POKEMON OF EARTH, AND WE HAVE THE POKEMON ARMY, THAT'LL FIGHT YOU TO THE LAST SOLDIER AND WE'LL NEVER SURRENDER. DO YOU HEAR ME? During the speech, the espeon eyes go brilliant and the gem on their forehead glows, while a purple aura surrounds the flareon and she's starting to shrinkThe flareon continues to shrink while her speech becomes smaller and smaller. She says WE'LL FIGHT YOU ON THE BEACHES. WE'LL FIGHT YOU ON THE STREETS. WE'LL NEVER, NEVER SURRENDER! OLD GLORY WILL WIN! DEMOCRACY WILL SURVIVE! WE WILL NEVER, NEVER SURRENDER! WE WILL WIN! THE EEVEE WILL BE TRIUMPHANT! Then the espeon squishes the itty-bitty flareon with their feet.
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-ˋˏ OPHELIA ˎˊ- @boidbwain.art · 23/09/2026
Shortening your commute with a new lane... 🚗🚕 Originally posted to my Patreon last month! See all of my art early + exclusive sketches! ⤵️ 🔹 patreon.com/boidbwain 🔹 #Joy #macro #vore #furryart #nsfw
A skyscraper-sized Joy looms over a Houston interchange, wrecking the roads with her arms and body, causing cars to crash into the debris. She lifts a diminutively small car into her beak, the brake lights illuminating the back of her throat in an eerie red glow.
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🐭GAY WRATH MOUSE🐭 @nommz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The morning rush is underway and they're STILL not here? If the new guy keeps this up he's just gonna get sacked... Flats Commission for Wubbie! #nommzart
A feline barista looks on in frustration as he signs a cup, saying "I can't believe the new barista didn't even show up to work... did they seriously just bail on the first day with zero notice?" A tiny bulge on their thong reveals the location of the missing barista. #macromicro
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dark E3 😨
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𝐷𝑎𝑖𝑧𝑦 🔜Howloween @daizydogg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Quirks Of Driving Your Classic ⛽️🌫️
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A really friendly stranger randomly gave me 1m in OSRS after randomly trading. Then we had a dance party and he ran away! 😭 What a kind soul!
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The Lillibrarian @thelillibrarian.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"Hiiiiiii! :3 So, funny story, you little guys found out you're in a petri dish a liiiittle too early for my experiment. Oopsies! >_< That means I have to do a teensy weensy reset and start again. Sowwy. -3-" The sky outside darkens. "Don't worry, I'll make it quick and painless for you all. ^u^ <3"
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Tobie (Slow Replies) @shadowanchor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well of course I'm gonna dress in my favorite alien wear out there 🥰 👽 - @jkualien.bsky.social
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but black dynamite i jerk off to cartoons @pawdrugs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
thats craaaaazy how did this even happen whaaat haha woww #pawdruggings for the kind @cocoin.bsky.social
baphy stepping all over a flustered green beast and loudly teasing
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itsjustdav @dozendav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
another day another dollar #sketch
sketch of dav in an office cubicle with his pants down having just cum'd all over his personal work computer making it short circuit, he asks the viewer to "please dont call HR again..."
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Phew 🥰 home sweet home after VC trip
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Monster Bait @beherit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
With da alien @jkualien.bsky.social
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Omg my uber driver was so friendly he even called his wife on his car audio so i could talk with her about food! ^\\\^
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
W-- RODAN COLONY?
Rodan jewewlrs
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Saunaaaaaaa 🤤
SAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🤤
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@beherit.bsky.social @glitchwolf.bsky.social showing me the music of their people
Canada Rap 🍁
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Beans beans they're good for the heart the more you eat the more you *sludgiest diarrhea simultaneous vomit noise*
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Call me dough the way I knead (kisses from Hush) ^\\\\^
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Off to CANADA FOR A WEEK! :D
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✨️ Oola 👽🔜FWA @alienpoosy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Touchy ghost
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love my wife, she makes every day better just by being herself 🥹💚
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lRyn - commission open on vgen ^^ @falseconstruct.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mephy vgen commission for @kumquats.bsky.social #kemono #furry #furryart
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@infyserval.bsky.social Psst! Just wanted to say! I always love seeing you as a micro in art--you have great taste + are really cute! 💚
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Aden Poss @adenpossum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
NEW! I try to arrest @xilveria.bsky.social for their crimes against micros! Let's just say they were a lot harder to apprehend then I thought!😖🐾😵 Happy #Steptember! #macro #micro #paws
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I thought Bardiche was a food 😭😭😭
A comic of Jku and Hush with Jku holding up a poorly drawn Halberd (Well ok it's not actually but we'll get to that in a minute) because they've only played Runescape. Text reads: "Hushy! I found a HALBERD!" With Jku all happy.

Hush in the next panel is saying "LISTEN HERE You FILTHY idiotic uncultured fuckwad CHIHUAHUA! THAT is a BARDICHE." And they're really big and mad looking and pretty hot too tbh but also scary i love her so much <3
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Emily Hare @emilyhare.com · 05/09/2026
Bears repeating. This one's for you.
'Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it'
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
😏 I mean... If you wanna wimp out, I'll only roast you for years.
u DIDN'T COME OVER TO not KISS 'EM. jKU THE ALIEN RECLINING WITH THEIR PAWS UP, AND A SMUG EXPRESSION THAT'S ALSO SULTRY.
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ArkailArt_AD @arkailartad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Listen, I'm not gonna turn down a free taste of 'cario paws if they're offering~ Sketch from one of the Gulper-tier streams held on my Patreon Discord!
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
😏 I mean... If you wanna wimp out, I'll only roast you for years.
u DIDN'T COME OVER TO not KISS 'EM. jKU THE ALIEN RECLINING WITH THEIR PAWS UP, AND A SMUG EXPRESSION THAT'S ALSO SULTRY.
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I thought Bardiche was a food 😭😭😭
A comic of Jku and Hush with Jku holding up a poorly drawn Halberd (Well ok it's not actually but we'll get to that in a minute) because they've only played Runescape. Text reads: "Hushy! I found a HALBERD!" With Jku all happy.

Hush in the next panel is saying "LISTEN HERE You FILTHY idiotic uncultured fuckwad CHIHUAHUA! THAT is a BARDICHE." And they're really big and mad looking and pretty hot too tbh but also scary i love her so much <3
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Jku 🍺🍕 @jkualien.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
O-oh 😳
Melvar the mad saying "Feel the wrath of my feet!" in OSRS
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Squeaky squeaker Raymousie @raymousie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A little sneak peek of what’s to come to the new update.
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ClaireBear @clairebearart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Art for @ ClickyCoyote ♡⌒ _⌒ („• ֊ •„)♡ | ̄U U  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |Interested in a commission?| | Join my art channel | | t.me/clairebeararts |  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
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