Reposted by juliebryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare... 102143404722
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026happy birthday to @astrochris.bsky.social bc I think he checks bsky more than our group chat.static.klipy.comPusheen Cat Happy Birthday with HamsterAlt: Pusheen Cat Happy Birthday with Hamster 010
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026did i get these tickets? no. did I get tickets to the pokemon exhibit at the field museum? happily, yes. 000
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it's like, reliable data governance isn't an impossibility, but it sure is inconvenient if the point is to hoover all the data. 030
Reposted by julieAndrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 29/09/2026I wrote about the end of the MAGA makeover, the aesthetic normalization of bigotry, and the mall store selling fascist sweatshirts to teenage girls. New for @theflytrapmedia.com!!theflytrapmedia.comThe 'MAGA Makeover' is Over, and Its Replacement is (Even More) TerrifyingFascists are using fashion to normalize radical perspectives and groups into normie society. 310241
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I just joined the Bramily to get early access to buy tickets for the Burn the Setlist tour. Is this what it feels like to be a BTS stan? 100
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ahahahhaha I just hate driving across 6 way intersections and getting on a freeway where you have to merge is scary okay? I am just a smol bean uwu 👉🏻👈🏻 010
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Is it weaponized incompetence or is my husband truly gifted at making espresso, pour over, drip coffee, rice, taking out the trash, setting up utilities, driving? 140
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my we-are-parents-who-also-work-in-tech-but-mostly-like-to-send-each-other-funny-millennial-reels-on-ig group chat is talking about AI psychosis and taxes. we are the oldest people in existence I think? 010
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The number of reminders that we have gotten that there is no school tomorrow is A LOT. Like geez I get it you don't want to see my kids if you don't have to. 030
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The toddler desperately wants to bring a lunch box to school (we don't have one bc she gets free lunch s/o Chicago public schools) so she found an old Bose headphone case and is real excited to put it in The Bin That Is For Lunchboxes 010
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My persistent intrusive thought is "what if I used coffee instead of water in my oatmeal?" 111
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The husband pulled a real dad move with the laundry bc he gave the toddler one of the teen's shirts (that she still wears) bc he decided that it was too small. Meanwhile it looks like the toddler will grow into it in a year. 021
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the toddler's school is having a fundraiser to help send each grade on 4 field trips. This is disincentivizing to me bc I feel like taking a large group of 4 year olds out into the wild FOUR separate times is bad for teacher retention. 120
Reposted by julieDan McKinley @mcfunley.com · 10/09/2026Wrote a new talk about how we should all give up on writing prompts by handevaluation.clubPrompts aren’t RealDispatches from Agentic Product 42510
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Good luck keeping your brain chemistry unaltered. open.spotify.com/track/6SoNwp...open.spotify.comUninvited - Live at Newport FolkBrandi Carlile · Uninvited (Live at Newport Folk) · Song · 2026 020
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The teen is telling the toddler about AI slop and described it as "bad content that will melt your brain" to which the toddler exclaimed, "ewww yut!" 060
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Rich in life because I have multiple people I can text to talk me out of getting bangs. 030
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Toddler: dada can we go to the grocery store? Husband: <deep sigh> Toddler: DADA SAYS YES! 111
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 29/08/2026the toddler is super mad at the husband and is calling him "Dad" (instead of dada) to try to hurt his feelings. 030
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 27/08/2026She's in high school and she's grown since you saw her in January. Like I thought she was supposed to be done growing. wtf? And also that the toddler exists and is probably not actually a toddler 000
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I have to write a paper for work, but I can only really write in the middle of the night. I just made myself a 1AM coffee and it's giving me flashbacks to when @astrochris.bsky.social and I wrote a paper over gchat and then my thesis advisor got mad at me for publishing in PASP and having a baby. 110
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Note to self: I just opened this carton. Don't use after Sept 2 010
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Also the fact that young women want to be treated well by their romantic partners is seen as newsworthy is telling. 020
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The husband will often open my car door but not in a chivalry is not dead way. More like a no you cannot hide from our children in the garage way. 050
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 24/08/2026If I didn't have a flexible job and my husband wasn't a SAHD, I'm not sure how we'd get the kids to school tomorrow. One needs to be driven (doesn't qualify for the bus) and the other is supposed to take the bus but the company got her schedule wrong and logistics have not yet been fixed. 020
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Selective enrollment students don't qualify for the buses and the bus schedule is not 100% set yet. It sometimes takes a couple weeks for bus-eligible children to actually get the bus to pick them up/take them home bc of the logistical overhead. 030
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Back to school with one kid is exciting and bittersweet. Back to school with 2 kids who go to different schools a mile from home in opposite directions with the same start time and one starts today and the other starts tomorrow is a cry for help. 030
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 24/08/2026No one tells you that this is truly the hardest part of parenting 130
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I just realized that panzanella is really just summer stuffing. 030
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Toddler: can I be a fairy for Halloween? Me: no we got you the bluey costume that you asked us for Toddler: I'll take that as a yes 030
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Toddler: amember when eonni didn't listen to you at the red yight? Me: yeah? That was awhile ago Toddler: yell at her again! 010
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 21/08/2026When are we okay to eat lettuce? The toddler is throwing an absolute banger of a tantrum bc she wants a salad. 100
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Like people do 1:12 miniature paintings on canvases that size! Meanwhile I have to use some nail brushes sideways bc they're too big for my corn kernel sized nails. 🥲 001
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 20/08/2026kitschncalamities.blogspot.com/2011/07/toma...kitschncalamities.blogspot.comTomatillo SalsaWhy hello, stranger. And by stranger, I mean the one person who still periodically reads this blog. Last night, I came to the realization ... 010
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 20/08/2026More dudes should paint their nails bc their nail beds are so big. The husband's pinky nail is larger than all my nails but my thumb. So much space for nail art 250
julie @jkru.bsky.social · 20/08/2026did you make your own salsa?? I should put winning a bank filled with jellies at your salsa showdown on my LinkedIn certifications. 110