JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 5hUnforuntunately marking as spam doesn't work because political SMS is legally protected from spam filtering in the US. I got a third party app to do it using the obvious keywords that I had to manually set up, and that helped. But Apple and Google cannot legally consider it spam. 100
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026wise! Patience is an extremely underrated communication tool. (I use GMail Snooze a lot) 020
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026deprogramming myself from "no job equals no value" has been a process 021
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ugh YES. i had to talk to three angry school-marm type air canada staff, wait in five queues, take two trains through three buildings to finally find out where the right place to go was. they must have lost a bet 000
Reposted by JJ WolverineNicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy! 181140936477
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i liked her other stuff too! City of Bones, Witch King / Queen Demon, were all fun, if you're interested in a fantasy tone / setting after Murderbot. 010
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i get what this typographic catastrophe is going for but (a) my eyes fall on "FRANP" and I cannot unsee it (b) there is no "edgy psycho" cultural territory available in an airport terminal mall kiosk 030
Reposted by JJ WolverineBAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026HEAR THEY GOT A COMPUTER FOR THAT NOW. 1244681644
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This is a screenshot of a Star Trek episode. Captain Janeway is stranded on an alien world. She forages to survive, and encounters "some kind of elusive alien primate", which she tries to befriend. Dear reader this is a NORMAL MONKEY. Is Janeway uneducated? Are monkeys extinct in the future? 120
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026they're so bad! on a recent camping trip one of them wouldn't leave me alone and it ended up drowning in my tortilla soup. i was like "well that one died happy at least" 010
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 16/08/2026this exact thing happened to me! auras happening while commuting and blotting out entire freeway lanes' worth of my vision was VERY exciting. i traced it to dehydration; adding a full glass of water to my morning routine made my migraines go from one a week to two a year. 110
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 12/08/2026the cherry flavor was the best of them i thought? and i still love the little slide-back lid packaging 010
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 12/08/2026for nostalgia's sake we obtained a box of Nerds candy from the archivist, and ingested some. perhaps this was better left as a childhood memory... 250
Reposted by JJ WolverineAdam Rawnsley @arawnsley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast. 10346161519
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 29/07/2026lolol i am so sorry. This reminds me of this very old but funny (and fairly unkind) narrative from David Rakoff (RIP) about his experiment with a 20 day spiritual hippie fast: www.thisamericanlife.org/259/promised...thisamericanlife.orgLife In The Fast Lane - This American LifeFor millennia, people have tried to reach a spiritual promised land by fasting. 000
Reposted by JJ WolverineiKE PASTEL @ikexpastel.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This is taking me OUT!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 5354161479
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 28/07/2026the four humours: caffeine, alcohol, whole milk, gatorade 011
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026"huh, what's that weird thing sticking out of my tire? i wonder if i can just pull it out and---" PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH. "oh." 221
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Hey man my pleasure. I bet that did happen because i used to go to Kabul all the time back then, it was one of my favorites and i was like a broken record always suggesting it 010
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 14/07/2026i was involuntarily subjected to a Jam Intervention. the indignity! look sometimes you have five year old expired jam in your fridge. that's normal, right? (our fridge has so much more room now) 340
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 09/07/2026haha my version of this is the nissan altima, i feel like altima drivers often have yolo chaos energy. (also it's always gray, and always has a dent in the bumper) 000
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 07/07/2026look at this Murica As Hell dessert the pup made for the 4th of july 160
Reposted by JJ Wolverinepork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 28/06/2026this is actually a good reminder that you should delete the tracking nonsense off of any url that you share online. just delete everything after the ? (including the question mark) and share like you usually would 472664991
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 24/06/2026now for your second playthrough, after developing a peer reviewed style guide for factory layouts and signage 010
Reposted by JJ WolverineJoe Rosales @joeartguy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026once again, furries got to the correct answer before anyone else figured out the question 2737251284
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 23/06/2026i often wonder if drivers from other countries don't understand why america has "no turn on red" signs. maybe they think we're stupid, that would be funny 4141
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 20/06/2026apparently this is a commonly (purposely?) misunderstood song! people hear what they want to hear. 000
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 16/06/2026have you ever flayed a tube with a razor blade and scraped the inside? because thats what i keep thinking to do 100
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 16/06/2026i like how deciding when to throw away a tube of toothpaste is a little personality test about your work ethic, your attitudes about waste and usefulness, and your relationship to personal failure 140
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 12/06/2026i think people are gonna get a lot of surprise sofa deliveries 010
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 09/06/2026colleague: "looking forward to meeting, 2pm EST works for me!" me, after fixing 100 time zone bugs: "actually since it's June and you're in New York, it doesn't make sense to say 'Eastern Standard'. You're actually in Eastern Daylight right now, so you would say EDT not EST. In this article I will 020
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 02/06/2026oh lol i thought everyone was hearing it all the time! i thought of it as "mexican polka" and only learned the correct name later XD 000
Reposted by JJ WolverineThe_Lady_Red @theladyred.bsky.social · 24/05/2026A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable. 9889194353
JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine.bsky.social · 26/05/2026looks like our airline's bag handlers felt that it was a "priority" to ensure this "fragile" suitcase received their finest treatment 030