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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 9h
Reminded me a lot of Matrix Resurrections where I kept waiting for the big shoe to drop that pissed everybody off so much and it never came. Sandra Huller maybe doing a little too much but in context it's fine. Plemons good, Ahmed good, Goodman good, Cruise good. Movie pretty good
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 9h
I liked Digger. I don't know what everybody's problem was. I don't think it would have worked without the turn it takes 20 mins in and I kept waiting for it to get worse or do something else to piss everybody off but it didn't
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The "whole book is one long sentence" gimmick isn't as annoying as I expected it to be. Kinda works
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
9th book. I liked it pretty well. Some good metaphors and stuff in there
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The service hasn't changed so far, or the price. But you know it will. It will get expensive and worse
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is yuck to me
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Google Fiber's ongoing decoupling from Google to become some generic ass internet provider is one of the low-level "Aw man. Come on" negative events in my life
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And I would never encounter two doors guarded by two guards where one of them always lies and one of them always tells the truth. This will never happen to me
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would never get myself into a situation where I had to cross a river with a duck, a bag of grain and a fox and I could only fit two of them in the boat at once. Could never happen to me
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thinking about David S. Pumpkins
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the more i think about it the more i think i might be convincing myself to move back to the northeast in the near to mid-term future. all my whole family is in Pennsylvania. it's the beloved homeland
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If he's a Democrat it's ok to sort of root for him even if he does increasingly evil shit. Nobody's gonna root for the cartoonishly evil Republican to succeed
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In real life that guy is a Republican. He has to be a Democrat so that you can perceive him as gradually revealing his evilness instead of just knowing he's intrinsically evil from the start
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wonder what the intention was behind making Frank Underwood a Democrat. I think it's so that the viewer doesn't automatically hate and root against him from the start
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If it's a movie about how stupid the idea of making a movie like Triangle of Sadness or Don't Look Up is, sign me up
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Haven't seen it yet but I'm hearing that Digger's main deal is that it's a satire of the idea that satire does any good in modern day current world, which is famously an opinion I say a lot on here, so I think I'm gonna like it
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm just wild about Karst Topography
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love it when areas are best known for their karst topography
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At least 30% are in Brooklyn or LA
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like Austin too though. There's cons and pros
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm from Scranton. a mid-atlantic guy at heart. I probably should have been in Philly or New York these last 15 years all along instead of Austin
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aside from going stir crazy in Austin not having anyone in my company within a thousand miles it also just feels like more of a real City than Austin does
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've been in Philly the past week and before this week I was about 10% considering moving to Philly and now I'm like 60% considering moving to Philly
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorrow Hour, when all the drinks cost an extra $1.50
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So far only 6 of you have run up to me screaming hello. A lot of you must have found the wrong bearded 37 year old white guy
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am currently wandering around Fishtown and Northern Liberties in Philadelphia. If you see a completely normal looking guy in either of those two neighborhoods in the next 45 minutes, it's definitely me. Run up to them and scream "HELLO JITKA!!! :D :D" to them
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wifi is one of my favorite things to connect my phone to
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[Hermie the elf voice] Independent
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm in Philly this week. I like it
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm going to see Digger. I like to see a big weird movie even if it's bad. Megalopolis was bad but I had to go see it
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seems that way. He was born September 29th 1976
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would like to wish the Travelocity Roaming Gnome a happy 50th birthday
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Computer
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Acting good however. i kind of wish there'd been more than one scene about how bloodthirsty america is about this kind of thing. that was the point of him talking to Creed from the Office on the plane but it feels like there should have been more of that
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I didn't really love Primetime the movie. It was good and i thought the performances were good but I feel the "heartless producer who will do anything for views" thing is kinda played out. like that was the plot of Network 50 years ago. I guess that's an unavoidable part of the real story but still
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had this happen again. It's not from Community. I'm going to remember eventually
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[pronouncing it Preemteem] Looking forward to seeing Primetime later
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really need to get back into tv shows. I have a habit lately of starting a show and not finishing it. The only show I'm consistent with watching lately is Taskmaster for some reason
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I never did watch the Wide Lotus. I started to but after seeing the first episode I mentioned i was watching it on Slack at work and one of my coworkers immediately spoiled the entire season and I wasn't really vibing with ep one anyway so I stopped
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ultimately Samus's decision to use one of her hands as just a gun is not my problem
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I guess I shouldn't say it's *always* bothered me. It's a thing I think about once or twice every five years. Usually when there's a new metroid game out. I don't really dwell on it
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if i were a futuristic bounty hunter with two hands i would like to use them both instead of exclusively having one of them only be a big gun
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
one thing about metroid that's always bothered me is that it feels like samus should prefer to have use of both hands instead of one being a big cannon. i think they should have made it so that she lost that arm in The War or something so that having the cannon there instead makes sense
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Clickhole Adam Levine is the funniest person I know about. I miss his posts. It's better probably for him not to be on the computer, as it is for everyone. But I do miss the posts
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At the end of the day I think this was my favorite tweet
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I stand with jitka ✊
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think of the five main sports baseball is probably the most personally stressful one. It's the main one where you might get hit in the face with a small leather ball going 1,000 mph and it's the main one where you specifically can personally mess everything up for everyone
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
After all these years, it's sometimes hard to believe that I'm jitka
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well I'm not going to do it. This phone was really expensive and I don't want to ruin it and my toaster, and it might even start a fire. It would cause so many problems
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A lot of people seem to have intrusive thoughts about hurting themselves or others but my main one is "what if I just put my phone in the toaster and hit the lever. It would fit perfectly in the toaster slot. I could do it right now"
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