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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦

@jimvanallen.bsky.social
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Proud Canadian 🇨🇦, Husband of Dana, Retired police criminal profiler, Student of Human Behaviour. Supports Indigenous Issues. Enjoys Rock&Roll, Blues, Rolling Stones and Jameson. Drummer without drums. - B.C. CANADA

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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 1h
No helmet law for ostrich jockeys there.
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 3h
That's some tangential topic selection going on there
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 3h
Joyous
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 4h
Someone better challenge this
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 4h
They're very good
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 4h
My all time favourite song, since forever
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 4h
"Let's Do It" Garry Gilmour
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 4h
Wasn't surviving an execution, proof of being a witch?
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 5h
Is that a bed or a playing field?
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 5h
Tyson is ear-responsible
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 5h
Why don't they ask trump to cease all his oppressive policies, tariffs and overt support of hostile communist countries? THATS THE PROBLEM
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 5h
Fucking Goof
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 5h
Snitches get stitches!
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 6h
Collaboration with an international foreign enemy? A new low. They are an axis of evil.
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🇨🇦Kanien'kéha🪶 @skeeters2025.bsky.social · 22h
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 6h
Getting Better The Beatles
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 6h
Or two kitchen knives heating up
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Perfect
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You ain't seen nothing yet!
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Top hat Sharp Dressed Man ZZ Top
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Half the world can't be wrong
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wide mouth frog
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's a boat
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is Narcissistic wounding, which is often followed by Narcissistic rage.
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Freaky Friday
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you try and take their vibrator, they will attack
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sure, that's fine if you drive stick.
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
True D'at!
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Hit me With Your Best Shot" surrounding a scope image with cross hairs?
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No, but you are at the Altar of Weird in front of the High Priestess of Weird. Do not drink the blue tea.
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's the saddest place on earth.
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good for him. But he's really crushing that eye patch.
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who was he? Your Science teacher? Love is partly about moments of adoration.
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
True D'at
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You be be cool for twenty hours and I'll pay you twenty fold. Smugglers Blues Glen Frey
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, whoa oh Mr. Postman. The Beatles
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They will only feel outplayed. They'll blame numbers, lies or immigrants voting illegally. Don't expect remorse.
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's all fun until someone breaks an ankle. Certain things you just leave to the professionals.
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Boo. Too early
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They seem to have a lot of child molesters, lack of empathy, and chronic deception, with an us versus them mentality.
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Brilliant. Why did no one think of that before?
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Understandable. Too many impure thoughts.
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She was born with a face that would let her get her way. Bob Seger
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's an international movement of stupidity and distorted values. People of many countries embrace trumpism. How and why? I don't get it either but those who comply due to fear, need to stop.
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, that's pathologically paranoid and distorted thinking. And still they let him be head of their government. Where's the backlash? Where's the open rebellion? Instead, there are memes.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WHY ARE YOU IDIOTS STILL GOING? THATS A HOSTILE NATION AND THIS IS PROOF!
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And a lot of sole
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tough. Very Tough.
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Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦 @jimvanallen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And Canada expects a signing bonus too
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