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Jim 🤘

@jimsimmons.bsky.social
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Dungeon. 🗝️ Carl. 🧍‍♂️ Donut. 🐾 God damn it. 💀 💙🌊🫘 🔹 Cybersecurity, Web & Application Development 🔹 Life-long Democrat 🔹 Blue Dot in Red Ohio 🔹Amateur Photographer 🔹Lover of Labs 🔹Tolerator of cats

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💙💙~Patty~💙💙 @pattyger.bsky.social · 8h
😂
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 9h
Aren’t they all about the same? 😂
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Dawny B @dawnbritten.bsky.social · 11h
Xx
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 13h
Lol 🎶😅🎶😂🎶🤣
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Penny Mize @pennymize.bsky.social · 14h
Party Boy Pete rallying the troops.
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Lord Farquaad: Some Of You May Die
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 13h
That would do it.
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 13h
Morning Deb! ☕️🤘
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 14h
Morning John! ☕️☀️ Guess it's time to bust out the kazoo and really ruin everyone’s day.
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 14h
Good morning Jen! ☕️
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 15h
#BreakingKindSongs For everyone whose musical taste swings wildly between crying in the tractor and throwing someone through a drywall partition. This one bridges the gap. Crack a cold one—STATE of MINE, Something in the Orange youtu.be/nOanyz_EqrU?...
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Zach Bryan - Something in the Orange (ROCK Cover by STATE of MINE) @zachbryan1067
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 16h
Presenting the official press corps checklist for today’s Oval Office briefing: Who the fuck? What the fuck? Where the fuck? Why the fuck? Fuck off!
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ivy is a 4-year-old Steelers fan who brought her Terrible Towel to every cancer treatment. She is a cancer survivor in remission, now. Original post
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 16h
Morning Bill! ☕️☀️
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 16h
☕️☕️☕️
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𝓙𝓮𝓪𝓷 𖹭.ᐟ @breakingkind.bsky.social · 17h
☕︎੯‧̀͡⬮ᕼᗩᑭᑭƳ 丅ᕼᑌᖇᔕᗪᗩƳ ᗩᒪᒪ! Edward Bear ~ Close Your Eyes youtu.be/1d2Vr3gSjJs?...
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Good morning T! ☀️🤘☕️🎶
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Stacie Loves David @juststacie5683.bsky.social · 17h
Sure Happy It’s Thursday! What song is stuck in your head right now? #EarWorm 
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 17h
The rabbit had four of those and still ended up as a keychain. Take the helmet.
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 17h
Good morning Jean! ☀️🤘🎶☕️
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 17h
Morning Marcie! ☀️🤘☕️🎶🐧🐿️
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 17h
Morning Sarah! ☀️🤘🎶☕️
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Morning Calvin! ☀️🤘☕️🎶
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 17h
Morning Johnny! ☀️🤘🎶☕️
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Morning Chuck! ☀️☕️🎶🤘
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Morning Angela! ☀️🎶☕️
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Good morning Lou! ☀️🎶🤘☕️🔥
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 17h
Good morning Dawn! ☕️🤘🎶☀️
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 17h
❌ Mercury isn't in retrograde ❌ Your chakras aren't blocked ❌ Your moon sign has nothing to do with why your life is currently a dumpster 🔥. Somebody definitely just got a lock of your hair and went to town with some 📌📌. Surrender to the curse with #VOILÀ & #Voodoo! youtu.be/DdFsSz6aM58?...
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VOILÀ - Voodoo (Official Moving Picture)
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Lynn Miclea @lynnmiclea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Happytobe23 @happytobemein23.bsky.social · 17h
Good morning…waiting to see what kind of crazy today brings….
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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mariewalsh18.bsky.social @mariewalsh18.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 18h
Wait, two words or one? Because every guy wants a ball room. It’s called a garage with a pool table.
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Lynda..Hopeful Human🇦🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦 🐨🦘✌️🦉🦉 @hopefulhuman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pedolf : Executive Summary
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can you make the world better ???????????????????? @justtheonethatcan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you for calling José. Your call is very important to José. Please stay on the line for the next available José.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If they’re admitting 81 planes, drones and helicopters worth $3.3 billion have been lost in Iran, imagine what they’re not telling us. The real cost is likely far higher, and our grandchildren will be paying for this unnecessary war and his reckless spending. www.businesstoday.in/amp/world/st...
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Karen B @cirrus18.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Take Care M Cat Take Care
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bluemanii.bsky.social @bluemanii.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
age yourself with a childhood crush
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Maryland Blue Girl 💙 I have words and know how to use them @quothpam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If only.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What a comically out of touch response. Maine, please vote this idiot out.
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Jim 🤘 @jimsimmons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Total obliteration of the globe was scheduled for Tuesday at 3:00 PM. I moved a couple of things around, made a quick phone call—flawless call, everyone agreed—and by 3:15, complete and total harmony. Nobody ever thanks me for it.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Psycho. He’s an absolute psycho.
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Dawny B @dawnbritten.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just watching Freddie Flintoff with these young people and there is hope in this world xx
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kazzanmz.bsky.social @kazzanmz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He can go to H E double hockey sticks🤬🖕🤬 youtu.be/VRL1hGPOUTo
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Go to Hell
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/10/2026
Trump said in 2016 he’d eliminate the national debt in eight years. The national debt apparently took that personally.
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