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JimmyO

@jimokenfuss.bsky.social
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Just a nice retired guy. And I like trains. And flowers. Currently trained hooman for Smokey the Cat. But it’s OK. I just love that little girl. Pete 2028! Where do I donate? 📍Overland Park, Kansas, USA 🇺🇸

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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 16h
Count De Money: Your Majesty, The peasants are revolting! Roi Louis Sez-you: You ain’t kidding! They stink on ice!
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Siri, show me someone that has never experienced consensual sex.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cry louder, bitch
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let him and his family be the first to die then.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A future DSM will list Republican as a sexual pathology
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What a great show! And the monster in a jockstrap was the hotness!
Playbill for Rocky Horror and the stage before the lights go down.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who knew shooting yourself in the dick would hurt you?
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The Economist @economist.com · 24/09/2026
Deaths now outnumber births in reliably Republican counties for the first time since at least 1982. We explain how this may already be affecting voting patterns in America bit.ly/471apDL
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OPKS here… I was going to vote for you before. Now I’m really happy you’re running. We absolutely do need new leadership.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good luck to you! I’m pulling for you from Kansas, where we are gonna elect our first Democratic Senator over 100 years.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cut Mike some slack, he was traumatized as a union worker for Chrysler, when he saw his foreman eaten by a ‘58 Plymouth Fury on the line.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I seem to recall that Republicans thought not keeping all employment records of your time at a McDonald’s was the worst.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
War Criminal says, ‘What?’
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Siri, show me an evergreen post.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The neighbors complained all Summer that my ascelpias looked like weeds. Today is the first day of Fall and this is why I plant it.
A monarch butterfly perched on a golden ascelpias bloom.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s not so strange any more. If by strange you mean unusual.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They should have gone with $TRUMP and $TRUMPET.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It was messed up when they tried to tell us Terri Schiavo was alive. It’s as if Republicans used pedophilia as a gateway drug to necrophilia.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I like most animals more than I like most people.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WWTD? What would Taylor do? Ed failed that test miserably.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You’ll have to wait until he’s finished fucking the kids he bought from Epstein.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m so old, I remember when his nickname was, “The Virgin Ben.” So named for his weird preoccupation with premarital sex and the fact he was single.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Was it a bottle of Ripple he was trying to dig out of his pants in that Borat Subsequent Movie?
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jesus! We really are fucked!
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The FUCK?!?!?
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Got Tammit! Just when I think I can’t like that guy any more than I do, he does stuff like this.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tucker who?
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I sneezed a chuck of focaccia during a job interview lunch. I was the interviewer and it was for an engineering firm, so no one noticed. We were all staring at our shoes.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Day um! Wait… Am I supposed to NOT like this guy now? Talk about not reading a room…
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Republicans are so weird about masculinity… so they’re freaking out that AES lifts? I’d like to see P01135809 tie his own shoelaces.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Be careful with those…
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As if they know what Jesus actually taught.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just my .02, but just do 60 minutes of ABBA and you’re golden.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rush Who?
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I absolutely love this man. And here Ghouli Annie was pity bitching he shouldn’t be allowed at the 9/11 commemorations. Best way to shut that bullshit down.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Who?
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I was watching Witness for the Prosecution the other day. I was amazed how good Marlene Dietrich’s impersonation of Madeline Kahn was.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Who?
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A future DSM will list Republican as a sexual pathology
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure…
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hydrocephalism is no laughing matter… usually…
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Brownish grey is a color… why would you want more
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I love that song. I hated how that fat drugged up fucker tried to ruin it by using it as bumper music for his daily klan program and three-hour brain washing sessions.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
‘Riding alone in a Waymo’ is readymade Rule 34.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
He’s negotiating peace with the Klingons circling Uranus(maybe?)
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That was our motto (rallying cry?) in my cohort at Mizzou engineering school, Class of ‘86.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ewwww… and I thought he looked wierd when he channeled Zippy the Pinhead. Whatever this is, is so much worse.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I feel for her. She can’t directly intervene as the cult will use her actions to drive a wedge and isolate her son. She’s smart. I’m sure she raised a smart kid. I wish only the best for her and her family.
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Melon wasn’t a ‘fashion’ model… IYKWIM
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JimmyO @jimokenfuss.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sorry, Hard pass. I won’t even read the article. I want to truthfully tell the judge during voir-dire that I know nothing about these people and will limit my verdict to evidence presented in trial.
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