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Jim Pollaro

@jimneedscoffee.bsky.social
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Huge upside factor, low floor. Banned in real life by Elon

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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Stop the Democrats? From what? Being the minority?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/10/2026
It’s cool, and not incredibly demoralizing, that the last ~25 years (? more?) have been an increasingly flagrant demonstration that The Rules, as we were brought up to understand them, just do not apply to a lot of people
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Selection for the Nobel is so crooked. Yet all I will do is thirst and beg for one and never stop talking about it
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like the Cryptkeepers high school picture.
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He still has a gall bladder? Seriously, with how overweight he is and his diet, I'm really surprised
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't forget McAfee. ESPN gets him, too
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What America is really craving right now is an uncharismatic person who shows zero courage. Even when showing courage would have no repercussions!
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Listen, we made mistakes in the past. The important thing is that we get to keep making them. You can't just change horse midstream, you have to see it through to the end.
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What space age material is that belt made out of? Damn, it is doing a ton of work
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Get used to it. If you win, that's what your life as a Senator will be like.
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My man looks like he went to a plastic surgeon and asked for the Michael Myers mask from Halloween
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've always thought the perfect test for whether MAGA supporters will get behind a candidate is, "Does the candidate hate the same people?"
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is it 2012? Why are you even interviewing Rahm Emmanuel?
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A GOP pedo died today. No, not that one. No, not him either. No...
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So, the Democrats lost partly in 2024 because people thought they didn't do enough. His response is to pass bills that have no chance of becoming laws? I'm sure that will momentum for 28!
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why is Rahm Emmanuel being asked?
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This Denver offense is painful to watch Nix will do anything to NOT throw it past the line if scrimmage
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If there's one thing we should know about college sports after all these years, it's that schools will never opt out of tens to hundreds of millions of dollars. Ever.
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 04/10/2026
Every damn time
theonion.com
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, tonight is the night he became President
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've seen one for Missouri, New Mexico, Texas, and Ohio. Just today. I've watched parts of two football games and one baseball game
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today alone I've seen one for Missouri, Ohio, New Mexico, and Texas
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Strong is one word that is never used to describe Stephen Miller.
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every GOP ad: transgender kids are ruining the country
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seriously, what the hell is space force?
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They are really selling this hard. Makes me very very nervous
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This happened the day they named jj watt. Just glad they didn't drag it out longer.
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The substance, not the poster.
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought it was worm poop
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of the most rewarding votes I ever cast. I smiled doing it
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@andrewmarchand.bsky.social is there a reason Al and Kirk are attempting to rehabilitate Watson? Did this come from above? Or are they just clueless
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@drewmagary.bsky.social have we gotten to the point in the game where Rodgers throws a terrible pass then yells at the receiver?
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seriously, there is no one that wants this. Even Cleveland fans don't want it.
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone beat us. Way way down in the comments said Ozymandias beat him. I only did a rough search for Watchmen
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I never understood the media's framing of "Biden is old" without also mentioning that Trump is just 3 years younger. They were acting like this was Obama and McCain
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's Watchmen. You've read Watchmen way too much.
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seriously. I didn't even know what he looked like before, and now I'm wondering how he streams as often as he does AND looks like that.
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is exactly why credit cards come in big red envelopes that say CREDIT CARD INSIDE in big letters.
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reporters and interviewers, if you ask Trump a yes or no question he will almost always answer yes. If he doesn't give a definitive yes, he will hem and haw and say he could. There's no reason to ask him yes or no questions.
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You absolutely love to see it.
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
More
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Already won me with Leo, so him
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This one isn't near as important as your work, though. What's the worst that could happen? It only determines just about everything you can do financially in life.
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Democrats in Missouri youtu.be/O7QP9Zqge4s?...
youtu.be
Jon Lovitz as Dukakis: I Can't Believe I'm Losing To This Guy
YouTube video by tubeornotube
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If he perjured himself, then Schmitt should ask the DOJ to bring charges. Pretty simple.
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is true of just about every thing the GOP says about the Democratic Party. No matter how much you moderate, they're going to call you a radical socialist and communist. You may as well just stick with what you believe in.
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Missouri sure has put out some winners at AG in the last decade: Josh Hawley and Eric Schmitt. What a dumbass state
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Putting a picture of these chuds with the caption 'Super Intelligence' made me think this was The Onion
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Jim Pollaro @jimneedscoffee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meritocracy
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