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Jimmy Pete

@jimmypete.bsky.social
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Comedian, writer, pilot, tinker.

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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
You know that emissions test you blow a hundred bucks on every year? Billionaires get to ruin all our work at their pleasure. #environment #pollution #billionaires edition.cnn.com/2026/05/28/s...
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Blue Origin rocket experiences anomaly during ground test | CNN
The company had announced its New Glenn rocket’s return to flight earlier this week after a second stage failure during the vehicle’s third flight last month.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Whoever signs the order to steal that slush fund money from the taxpayers would not want me on their jury.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
They stole the internet’s knowledge and all the work that went into it and they want to sell it back to us for a fee. What a business model.
 ALTMAN: "WE SEE A FUTURE WHERE INTELLIGENCE IS A UTILITY, LIKE ELECTRICITY OR WATER, AND PEOPLE BUY IT FROM US ON A METER.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Didn't two of his wives participate? www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/meg...
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Megyn Kelly Eviscerates Trump for Cheating on ‘Every Wife’
The former Trump supporter tore into the president for his long history of alleged infidelity.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It's just his usual tri-annual dental checkup.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You know that emissions test you have to wait in line and pay a hundred bucks for? Yeah well the billionaires ruin your work.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Why do I have to get my car emissions tested when billionaires can launch cars on rockets for fun with zero emissions oversight?
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
He promised to release his tax returns as soon as there were no more audits pending, and now there are no more audits pending.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/05/2026
There is no settlement. No matter how much and how often Trump and the DoJ say this is a settlement, the judge in the case says otherwise.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I can't believe Mr Trump hasn't yet delivered the zingers he was planning to sling at the WH press corps at the Correspondents Dinner. I'm starting to wonder if he even prepared remarks.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
To be fair, he dines at strip clubs.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I'd like to see him take a citizenship test
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Remember when videos had controls you could actually use?
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I'm glad I don't need a new passport until after the midterms.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Cops
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I was a draft board member for over a decade. This looks to me like they're preparing to stack local draft boards with maga.
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Vince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.
Leonard Gall (left) architect of the new ballroom, stands with Hitler and Albert Speer at the other major construction project in 1936, the Haus der Deutschen Kunst in MünchenThe new ballroom and reception hall attached to the Old Reich Chancellery, with the floor removed to reveal the Vorbunker. Illustration by Christoph Neubauer www.atelier-neubauer.de
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If we had drilled baby drilled we wouldn't have anything left to sell baby sell.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
As bad as Orban is, at least he conceded defeat.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
BREAKING: The Strait of Hormuz has officially been renamed the Strait of Iran 😂
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Not only missing the cheaters but I waited over a year for my tax refund due to Doge staffing cuts. That refund came with 7% interest added that could have fixed a pothole but instead I'm gonna fritter it away overseas. : https//share.google/KItKeH998NfdhL1yy
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‘People are trying to be creative’: Tariff-battered American companies are so cash-starved they are using refund claims as collateral for loans. | Fortune
“It's coming to the point where some people might have no choice,” one CEO told Fortune, saying more firms are looking to leverage refund claims from the levies.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Yeah it was all about the grift. American companies are so cash-starved they are using tariff refund claims as collateral for loans | Fortune share.google/KItKeH998Nfd...
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‘People are trying to be creative’: Tariff-battered American companies are so cash-starved they are using refund claims as collateral for loans. | Fortune
“It's coming to the point where some people might have no choice,” one CEO told Fortune, saying more firms are looking to leverage refund claims from the levies.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
😂
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Oh, so that's why she posed for glamor shots in front of a torture cage full of desperate men.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The leader of the most powerful army in the history of the world doesn't know the term "decimate" is a Roman military term describing a 10% destruction of one's own military as punishment for failure. And nobody wearing his oversize shoes has enough courage to tell him.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I don't know why people are saying Pam Bondi is refusing to testify. Every report I've seen says the DOJ said she wasn't obligated to testify. But if she no longer works there, then seems like only she can speak for herself.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 09/04/2026
If you can automatically register people for the draft, then you can automatically register people to vote. www.militarytimes.com/news/your-mi...
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Automatic registration for US military draft-eligible men to begin in December
Automatic registration into Selective Service was mandated in December 2025, when President Donald Trump signed into law the fiscal year 2026 NDAA.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Scream loudly and carry a small dick.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
1860 Electoral College map shows that Lincoln was elected by the Northeast Libtards and the Left Coast, not the ancestors of slave state Republicans, who voted for Breckinridge and Bell.
1860 Electoral College map shows that Lincoln was elected by the Northeast Libtards and the Left Coast, not the ancestors of slave state Republicans, who voted for Breckinridge and Bell.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
1864 Electoral College map demonstrates what happens when certain states don't want to participate.
1864 Electoral College map demonstrates how states can opt out of voting if they want to.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
When my momma went cuckoo all I had to do was keep her from filling up her fridge with flat soda in soggy paper takeaway cups. She didn't have nukes.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It's a good thing we rescued that pilot because our president doesn't like pilots who get captured.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I guess it's time for Trump to play Fortunate Son at his rallies again.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We shouldn't make people choose between calling emergency services and going viral with an Internet video.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Kegsbreath going full Mark Twain prayer mode
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I served on my local draft board for over a decade. Scuttlebutt I picked up is that healthcare personnel will likely be drafted first. They can be drafted up to age 45. Registration for this draft is taken directly from state licensing boards.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Hey if this war is about nukes, why are we prepping to invade Kharg Island?
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This war is an oil subsidy.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
www.emorningcoffee.com/post/the-sav...
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The SAVE Act and voter fraud in the US
The SAVE Act is currently front and centre in the US Senate, second perhaps only to the unfortunate conflict in the Middle East. This article looks at the SAVE Act and voter fraud in the US, and how ...
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Mission Accomplished
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Maybe DOGE went too far.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Trump is rolling double or nothing, gambling with American lives
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
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'I wouldn't even know where to go': Former US marine facing deportation to NZ
Paul Canton has not lived in NZ for 50 years and served as a US marine, but is now facing deportation to a country with which he has "no connection".
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Starmer giving Trump the Pottery Barn Rule treatment.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Can't wait to see Lindsay wearing Trump's gift of oversized 👠
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It would be hilarious if FIFA gave next year's peace prize to Obama and made it twice as big and gold.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The peaceful method of defeating theocracy is abandoning the invisible psychopath in the sky. Anyone can do it. All it takes is a tiny bit of reason.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Schatz: We don’t know for sure, but the likely bombing of an elementary school with one of our Tomahawk missiles is not a one-off mistake. It is the result of a change in policy so that the United States has way looser rules of engagement — way more tolerance for civilian harm.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I remember when that boy genius Jared solved the middle east.
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Jimmy Pete @jimmypete.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Can't wait to see Markwayne's CECOT glamour photos
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