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JimmyManJames

@jimmymanjames.bsky.social
17 followers 50 following 236 posts

I will conquer the impassable, hero of the lost, I am the one who will overthrow the powerfull and free the people, I have no pronouns and you will refer to me as “Johhny Danger” instead. He/Him #2 Catshot fan #1 Don Flamenco fan

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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I just lost my dog. Guns shouldn't be in the hands of civilians. I hate this fucking country.
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Whoever is the absolute psychopath who designed the Fire Giant in Elden Ring, I hope you got fired. (pun intended) *laugh track* "Alright team, this is a DARK SOULS game, we need game journalists to be able to beat it, but the players need to RAGE. How do we make the most ANNOYING boss in gaming?"
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
WHO THE FUCK IS NAMED JIMMYMANJAMES ON INSTAGRAM AND LITERALLY NOWHERE ELSE I WILL FIND YOU
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
We need natural predators.
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Was just short 27 cents on my steam purchase and had to spend $5 extra because that's the minimum you can add to your steam wallet.
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I have never been more glad to have a terrible sleep schedule once all the rednecks go to sleep and stop their explosions that's about the time I will too.
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I think a bullet just landed on my roof I just heard a really loud thud from my roof
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Products that use Micro USB cords still existing is an embarrasment for our species. They exist primarily because USB C was expensive to make in the 90s. It is Anno Domini 2024. Now I have to search my house for my only Micro USB cord because some Hipster at Sony put it's port on the ps4 controller.
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an angry yellow smiley face with a pair of white shoes on its feet
ALT: an angry yellow smiley face with a pair of white shoes on its feet
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
he blocked so fast for telling him to stick with his team in order to avoid a character that's good at picking people off
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I just wanted to archive this irreplaceable sound file in a public website don't pay attention
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Youtube needs to add 3x speed option because commentary channels are adapting to people watching their videos in 2x speed by making them even longer.
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Mascot horror was born and died with Fnaf. Any game after that is a imitation, usually to pander to toddlers. Name a single mascot horror game that was made before five nights at Freddy's and I will do a in-depth review of Nikacado Avocado's (pre - two steps ahead) and post it on bluesky. You can't.
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Pretty sure now that in 2024 every 3 months a new billionaire has died in a gruesomely violent way that could have been completely avoided if they weren't an egotistical, moronic bastard scum.
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I'm gonna talk about my feelings... Just kidding, venting is for imposters!
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I ship these two
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I'm so manly I piss my pants before putting them on.
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The human mind. One of, if not nature's greatest accomplishment. A force so powerful that the world it originated in cannot contain it, and is being destroyed by it from the inside. Yet so weak, so easily shaped and morphed into what ever you want like just like clay.
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
If we lower the legal gambling age the rate of underage gambling will significantly decrease, there's literally no downside! Lower the legal gambling age #prepubescentpoker
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Prediction: Jake Paul's next opponent. Butterbean, former champion. He is 58 years old. He was fat but despite that he hit like a truck in his prime, he afterwards had hard times with his health but has since recovered and is now in the best shape of his life. He says he wants one last match.
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I got blocked lol
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Please please PLEASE don't want watch this in theaters, do not give them you're money. Hate watching is why Velma got a season 2 DO. NOT. WATCH. THIS.
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I could take a mantis shrimp in a boxing match
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I'm starting to get why Roblox started calling their games "experiences".
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I like Don Flamenco
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The secret 11th commandment: "Thou shall not hawk tuah, and spit on that thang."
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
“I beat a 55 year old man in a boxing match by decision” What a flex. Good job Paul.
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Man fuck Katie Taylor dude, what a piece of shit. That match pissed me off. She did not deserve that decision and she knows it, you can hear the crowd booing. By one point too that’s no coincidence.
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Netflix must have spent the server budget to host Mike Tyson vs Logan Paul on another big mouth season instead.
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I hate to ruin it but Jake Paul is going to win. His audience consists of 2 year olds and seeing him beat former heavyweight world champion would be a great publicity stunt. The fight is rigged and Jake will win. If it isn't rigged though Mike will wipe his ass with him.
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Racism is not cool
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Fun fact: Logan Paul will fill a prime bottle with water and drink it on set pretending it's prime.
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I still like Don Flamenco
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I like Don Flamenco
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I like Don Flamenco
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
If this post reaches 10 likes I will get a Neuralink brain chip and download this zip bomb with my mind www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NQ3...
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the nefarious zip bomb
YouTube video by comically large ukulele
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I like Don Flamenco
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I like Don Flamenco
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🌘ellspe🍁 @cellspex.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Normalize this reaction #art #artists
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I like Don Flamenco
Don Flamenco Key Art
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Don Flamenco is cool I like Don Flamenco
I obviously didn’t draw this
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Guys is the new mario and luigi good?
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Every time I play a new game I gotta consult the woke content detector to see if it’s Woke Enough for me to play it 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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R()Y @ztraybeat.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Ok lets try this! looking for moots/friends 👉👈 that like: 💖GAMBLING💖 💖GAMBLING💖 💖GAMBLING💖 💖GAMBLING💖 💖GAMBLING💖 💖GAMBLING💖 💖GAMBLING💖 💖GAMBLING💖 💖GAMBLING💖 💖GAMBLING💖 💖GAMBLING💖 💖GAMBLING💖 💖GAMBLING💖 #promosky
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
There is never any sort of hidden meaning in anything I say and there never will be. Please take it at face value. 🙏
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
After that election, we need to fight even harder to lower the legal gambling age. We’re coming back baby. We aren’t settling for 18 year old roulette Nor 14 year old blackjack, We want #prepubescentpoker Lower the legal gambling age, at all costs.
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Guys, America is just in the thick of it. Everybody knows.
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AK @akfamilyhome.com · 06/11/2024
This is the most intense game of Splatoon I've ever seen
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JimmyManJames @jimmymanjames.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
It would be so funny if Oasis.AI got sued by Microsoft it would be so god damn funny.
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