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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Just me that thinks this Norway rowing shite is cringey as fuck then? Sound.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Great goal that from Nusa. Lovely.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Seems to me like he's actually CHOSEN them over others. Fucking lunatic.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Hope someone shits in Diomande's hydration break drink.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Yep. It's as bad as it's been for a long time. Compare our squad and bench to Arsenal's. It's a fucking mile off. We have no depth whatsoever. We have injury-prone players all over the shop. We have no recognised forward line. We have no experienced defensive cover. It's an awful squad.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

We have one striker out for god knows how long, and another who doesn't score goals anymore that cost us £125m. We have no right side AT ALL, from the back to the front. We have NO defence, no competition for places, no bench, and a new manager. Honestly, we're in deep deep shit.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Every day I'm seeing people wanting rid of Jones, of Mac Allister, of Gakpo, of Elliott, of Chiesa... I mean, you do realise our squad is fucking tiny and genuinely pathetic already, right? We need 6 or 7 in ALREADY, before we even think about selling anyone. We are on our fucking arse.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Players actually choosing to join Spurs over other options is utterly fucking baffling to me. There's NOTHING to go there for. They've finished 17th two years running, they have no European football, and no hope of playing champions league any time soon.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I genuinely don't think people realise just how fucked we are.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Christ, this is fucking ridiculous. EVEN SPURS are getting better players than us. Fuck me.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Just another player who definitely won't be signing for us. Stick him with Diomande, Barcola, Fernandes, and anyone else wanted by others, cos we just won't be paying for any of them. This summer is going to be one utter fuckup of a window which leaves us in a perilous position for the season.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Shouldn't even be thinking about selling him anyway. Our squad is already light as fuck, with pathetic 'depth'.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

This summer window can get in the fucking bin. Tired of it. Just use your scouting and find better options that won't cost ridiculous money. It's draining.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

They'll uphold the ban though, you watch.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

It wouldn't be so bad if you knew the appeal process was fair and nuanced. I just can't get over why someone would report it.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Absolutely baffled as to why somebody would report this post as "hate speech". Almost as much as I'm baffled as to how they've decided it IS and I should lose my account over it. How can this possibly be considered "hate speech" or inciting violence?!?

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Germany: 70 dangerous attacks, 0 shots on target. Paraguay: 5 dangerous attacks, 2 shots on target, 1 goal. Ridiculous. But just what Germany deserve cos they've been fucking shite.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Hahaha, of course Paraguay have scored the first time they get into the box.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Even Spurs are showing more ambition with who they're after. Our squad is fucking awful and we've added one signing, knowing we need 6 or 7 minimum. All I can see at this point is us going into the season with gaping holes all over the place.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

There's very little out there that we could comfortably say is a big upgrade. We show zero ambition to take anyone's best players so we're forever going to be after those at smaller clubs, and their numbers are never really what's needed. I'm amazed at how little we're doing, tbh.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Finding it hard to be arsed about him. I don't think he'll be any kind of upgrade on Gakpo. He's quicker and that's about it. Won't score loads, won't assist loads. I think it's a pointless signing.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Great story tbf. Should make it into a film tbf.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Just found this on Google. Really interesting.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Every single British player lost at Wimbledon today. Every single one. All out. That, coupled with Draper and Raducanu pulling out injured (again) really is deeply embarrassing for the state of the game in Britain. It shouldn't be anywhere near as wank as it clearly is.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Well they were world champions then.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

They haven't been a great side since the days of Ronaldo, Romario, Ronaldinho, Cafu, Roberto Carlos, etc.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

He must thank his lucky stars he met Eggers. Bloke's kept him in work for the last 10 years.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Fucking bizarre, isn't it. I've appealed, but I already know they'll do what they always do and decide they're right.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Casemiro must be the shittest player to always score headers.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Hilariously, Brazil will probably try bringing on Neymar to save them.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Munoz is a good signing. Unfortunately he's nowhere near enough, and now we've wasted 6 weeks or more on Diomande, who was supposed to be the heir to Mo Salah's position, so now we have no one for that role. It's not fucking great.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Japan do. Their second ammendment states that all fat people should take up Sumo.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Hello mate. My take is that it feels like we have an awful lot to do, not a lot of time to do it, and that our targets are all likely to fuck off elsewhere. Right now, it feels like we'll be going into the season with holes all over the squad.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Straight up, I've just been suspended from the other place for this. This is "hate speech" apparently.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Still too quiet over here for my liking.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

We'll fuck it for them by not beating Brentford.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Mate, it's still a graveyard. If it wasn't, I'd bin the other place off.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Haha, thanks mate. Yeah, it's not been good, and that's putting it fucking lightly. The season, I mean. As for tonight, well, it's not been good, and that's putting it fucking lightly.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Arsenal must be pissing themselves. They're coasting to another win at the top of the league while Chelse are 2-0 down and we're shit every fucking week. Gonna win the league at a canter.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Does the new Pope shit on kids in the woods?

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

I commented on a racist American woman abusing Koreans and then resisting arrest, by saying "Be quicker to shoot her" and got a perm suspension for it.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

I would do if this place had slightly more life than a fucking morgue, mate.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

On the hell app I am now @BigRedSulk because hell app.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

I definitely won't be getting into a Red Sulk about it.

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