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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Just me that thinks this Norway rowing shite is cringey as fuck then? Sound.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Great goal that from Nusa. Lovely.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Hope someone shits in Diomande's hydration break drink.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Players actually choosing to join Spurs over other options is utterly fucking baffling to me. There's NOTHING to go there for. They've finished 17th two years running, they have no European football, and no hope of playing champions league any time soon.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I genuinely don't think people realise just how fucked we are.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Christ, this is fucking ridiculous. EVEN SPURS are getting better players than us. Fuck me.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Just another player who definitely won't be signing for us. Stick him with Diomande, Barcola, Fernandes, and anyone else wanted by others, cos we just won't be paying for any of them. This summer is going to be one utter fuckup of a window which leaves us in a perilous position for the season.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

This summer window can get in the fucking bin. Tired of it. Just use your scouting and find better options that won't cost ridiculous money. It's draining.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Absolutely baffled as to why somebody would report this post as "hate speech". Almost as much as I'm baffled as to how they've decided it IS and I should lose my account over it. How can this possibly be considered "hate speech" or inciting violence?!?

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Germany: 70 dangerous attacks, 0 shots on target. Paraguay: 5 dangerous attacks, 2 shots on target, 1 goal. Ridiculous. But just what Germany deserve cos they've been fucking shite.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Hahaha, of course Paraguay have scored the first time they get into the box.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Just found this on Google. Really interesting.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Every single British player lost at Wimbledon today. Every single one. All out. That, coupled with Draper and Raducanu pulling out injured (again) really is deeply embarrassing for the state of the game in Britain. It shouldn't be anywhere near as wank as it clearly is.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Casemiro must be the shittest player to always score headers.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Hilariously, Brazil will probably try bringing on Neymar to save them.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Straight up, I've just been suspended from the other place for this. This is "hate speech" apparently.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Arsenal must be pissing themselves. They're coasting to another win at the top of the league while Chelse are 2-0 down and we're shit every fucking week. Gonna win the league at a canter.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

On the hell app I am now @BigRedSulk because hell app.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Just like with Brexit, if you've voted for Trump and only now suddenly realise that he's a proper cunt who lies as often as his hair looks like a mammoth's fanny, then I've zero sympathy for you. Suck it up like you've forced us all to do, you uninformed colossal fucking pricks.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Happy International Women's Day! Here, I got you some flowers, gifts, attention, care, encouragement, money, friendship, forgiveness, and loads of my time. Nah, you're welcome. If you could just make me feel like shit and totally worthless and stupid for all of that, that'd be great!

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CarlGLifts @carlosgrisjamon.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Gomez - out for the season Alisson - missed 6 weeks Konate - missed nearly 2 months Trent - missed a month Jota - missed 3 months Elliott - missed 4 months Gakpo - missed last 2 games Mac Allister - in and out the team all season with niggling injuries. The fully fit & available all the time Reds!

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Roses are red Violets are blue...

A news article from Metro:

Every screen tested in
McDonalds has traces of poo

Metro UK has tested the customer touch screens in eight McDonalds restaurants in the UK. They found traces of faecal bacteria found in poo on every screen as well as a host of other bacteria.
McDonalds say that screens are cleaned regularly.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

What a goal, Mitoma. What a touch to bring that down.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

So tired of this shite. Beginning to wish he'd have fucked off in January, tbh. I've no idea why we're playing this stupid game of pretending like he's not made up his mind. The little rat's as good as gone, and his performance has dropped off a cliff this season because his head is already there.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Hope I'm wrong, but right now this thing looks like hot ass.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Wow, imagine my complete shock at Captain America: Brave New World getting terrible reviews. I really thought having Sam Wilson as CA was gonna be incredible and not a fucking terrible idea that made for another complete washout of an MCU entry. Sigh.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Telling you now, they WILL make an example of Slot and give him a two game ban for fucking nothing, and he'll be the only manager to EVER get an extra game for shaking someone's hand. BUT... here's the kicker - they'll only hand him the ban AFTER Wolves, so he's banned for the City game. Watch.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

If this is true then it's fucking staggering.

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Jon Casey @kidcasey78.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Salah has played 274 league games for us. He has been given 212 fouls. Anthony Gordon has been given 52 fouls this season. Premier league referees actively discriminate against Salah.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

"The nasty man shook my hand all nastily" Pathetic fucking twat.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Couple of hours later and I'm still fuming.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Slot got sent off for a firm handshake? Christ, Oliver is such a fanny.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Whatever way you want to cook it so that Michael Oliver gets away with yet another disaster of a refereeing performance, he's got history with us, and this one decision ALONE is enough to make you question his impartiality. Absolutely disgusting.

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Haaris @haarislfc.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Michael Oliver is a joke. Same referee that didn't give Pickford a red for his horror tackle on Virgil. Same referee that didn't give us a penalty for the Doku high foot. Same referee that GIFTED them two goals today. Oh, and he's allowed to referee in Saudi for the City owners. Sound.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Absolutely beyond doubt that Michael Oliver is on the take.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Amazing how much McCoist and Ferdinand were enjoying this game right up until we scored, isn't it?

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

At his current rate, Mo Salah is on course for a 70 (SEVENTY) goal contributions season.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Just need another two goals to secure the points now.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Just like the Plymouth game, we could play here for hours and not even have another shot at goal, let alone score. We're just not playing well right now. Look wank, tbh.

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Jimmy Hell 🤘 @jimmyhell.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Blues angry someone's not seen a second yellow. Couldn't make this up.

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