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Jimmy Cigarillos

@jimmycigarillos.bsky.social
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Alumnus of The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good.

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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
If there is a lockout, is Marlins Man required to be cryogenically frozen?
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Did Echo hire Temu Nick Offerman?
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Make no mistake about it. These are moves that send a very clear message to the lineup. This time it’s the coaches, if the same result happens, next time it’s going to be the players.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don’t think we shame enough people for staring at their cell phone while driving 
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Breaking: My Spirit.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
HE ROGER DORNED IT
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
RIP to grandpa’s online GF, who perished in the data center bombing in Russia.
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 11/10/2026
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The refs have been godawful this year.
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Kevin BOObacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 11/10/2026
Lemme get this straight. No NFC East teams won this week? Even though there was a divisional match up?
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You know, when I was a kid the NFC East was the most dominant division in all of professional football. We have certainly fallen a long way.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I still can’t believe this dude was PI call from having two super bowls.
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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Team Where This Regularly Happens
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FlyersGoalScoredBy @flyersgoalscoredby.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cheer up everyone the Flyers play tonight
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Game on the line, 4th Quarter Eagles coaches: Fart noises.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Today I ask you friends are you smarter than an NFL head coach?
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Scorched earth.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Are we even surprised at this point? Can’t wait for the ensuing three and out. 
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Kurt Warner is right. You can’t get a First Down if you’re consistently throwing it short of the sticks on 3rd down. Also, the offense isn’t creative enough to pull that off.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Death, taxes, a Nick Sirianni coached team collapsing in the 4th quarter.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Enough with the swing passes. FFS.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Swing pass ain’t doin it.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That nature made commercial is genuine cringe. But also, there are a lot of white families like that. Lol
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is Dr. Nick running the teams training department? 
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Absolutely owns that our offense is consistently constipated and the other team just scores from 50+ yards.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
WE CONVERTED A 3RD DOWN
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Fireworks Display Over Kerry, Ireland
ALT: Fireworks Display Over Kerry, Ireland
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bro flew out to England for one play.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This team is straight up dumpster fire. Lol
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Brad Lidge's World Series Winning Strikeout
ALT: Brad Lidge's World Series Winning Strikeout
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can people stop the indignity of posting their dying relatives and friends on their deathbeds? You can both tell people and not share selfies of you and your auntie with all kinds of tubes in her.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Flyers are shockingly bad.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Don’t influencer style videos for Hamburger Helper feel like peak dystopia?
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The icebergs are not big enough to chill the champagne requried for the celebration the day it finally happens.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Honestly, hoping it’s Tocchet.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who gets fired first? Tocchet, Sirianni, or Mattingly?
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whatever ethnicity they choose, it is ignoring the fact that this stereotype represents a small portion of people on welfare, and ignores the fact that most continue to not be able to survive while corporations reap record profits. The discourse over the ad distracts from a broken, classist system.
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Arkansas campaign ad sparks conservative backlash for portraying lazy welfare recipient as white
A new video from Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders was standard issue Republican messaging for promoting her state’s stricter rules for people on Medicaid.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are we even surprised? My god, ESPN is such a cesspool.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I experienced a new food this week. Dates. I cannot believe it’s been this long. They are amazing.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Flyers are speed running through the Rick Tocchet experience.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s. Week. Five.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watching the Falcons score in two plays makes me hate Nick Sirianni even more 
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For context, I am 47. This dude looks older than me.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah. That leg shouldn’t be like that.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love when they tell human interest stories on the sideline during NFL games, that basically are asshole parents being asshole parents.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t give a shit about injuries, because even fully healthy this offense just can’t move the ball with any consistency. Doesn’t matter who the O Coordinator is.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want Sirianni’s fucking head.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An offense that keeps tripping over its own dick and zero timeouts? Lol
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They should fire Kevin Patullo again.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My name is Nick Sirianni and I am a fucking idiot.
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Jimmy Cigarillos @jimmycigarillos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The grape tomatoes that have been in my fridge for a month.
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