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Gene Hackman in Night Moves (1975). Forklift certified. He/Him. patreon.com/jimmello

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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Riffed too hard at work and created a character called The Slimer. Boss made a joke about checking the cameras to see what we’re up to, and I told him not to because he’d see me dragging myself around all over the floor creating trails of slime. My boss hated it.
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who am I
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We won because we played with a sense of heart and friendship fyi
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fourth poorest team in the league by the way. Fourth poorest. (I love them so much I would kiss every one of these boys on the mouth and lips)
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(Rays)
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If the White Sox somehow go to the World Series and win, it’ll be like witnessing a statue of the Virgin crying to a certain type of American ex-Catholic (me)
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m sure tying your mental health to the success of a baseball team is healthy and good. Nothing can go wrong
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you’re pumpkin patch doesn’t have an authentic, folksy vibe I will absolutely clock it and I will ruin the vibes at your liars patch. I will ruin it
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning to the Tampa Bay Rays only (and also a little comradely, respectful nod to the Atlanta Braves)
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s an adaptation that’s afraid to be misunderstood and that’s the worst position for any type of story to be in. It deadens it and turns truths to platitudes.
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like the idea that we’re getting a more Cathy empathetic version, and I love Pugh, but I wish there was some room for the viewer to think and feel and infer without being told in dialogue how to think and feel and infer.
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Biased because East of Eden is maybe the book I know best and the one I’ve read most, and I want to give this adaptation a fair shot. I can forgive exposition for the sake of plot, but not of feeling. Steinbeck leaves so much emotion to come to on the page and it seems this adaption won’t.
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bit into a Kit Kat that was straight chocolate no wafer RFK has to be stopped
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Weirdest, most beautiful thing happened the other day
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Weirdest, most beautiful thing happened the other day
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy birthday, handsome fellow birthday man. May some rad restorations come your way
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday
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Alexis @alexispace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
6 days until rent and bills are due and I'm still $1800 short of my goal! Please help!
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brooding in the Wendy’s parking lot and listening to this as the rain falls must feel incredible
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy wearing a be ungovernable t-shirt trying to sell my shop card binders with AI art on the cover. The most governable bitch alive
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I caused this. I caused this with my love
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning to the AL East division winners the Tampa Bay Rays only
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September 22nd.
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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September 22nd. 09.22.2026 | Jim Mello
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thank you, baby boy
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September 22nd.
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh 100%. Be happy if anyone but Yankees or Dodgers grabs it
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Baseball could only be more interesting on the whole and attract more fans to smaller market teams if they played like this year’s Rays
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if my choice of baseball team two years ago hadn’t just been out of hometown/Florida loyalty, I would still choose the Rays. Underdogs with a lineup of workers who know how to get on base, know how to make things happen out there, late career comeback pitchers, incredible defense. A dream team
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t care if they make the Series so much as playing well these next three weeks and making sure every obnoxious Yankees fan shuts the fuck up
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Insane to go from not giving a shit about a single sport or team to if the 2026 Tampa Bay Rays, a genuinely great baseball team, choke during the playoffs I will be destroyed both body and soul in less than two years
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Blue Movie. 09.20.26 | Jim Mello
Blue Movie. 09.20.26 by Jim Mello on Patreon. Join Jim Mello's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🫡🫡
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
me, slapping the roof of a used car: this baby has the power of 300 horses car boss, taking me to the side: you can’t keep saying it like that
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
soft launching middle-age this morning by carrying my laptop around to listen/watch Ken Burns’s Baseball while making sure all the cabinets in the house are clean
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pitching this to Jackson to add into a cut of They Will Never Grow Old
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuckkkkkj
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Taking solace in Mrs Met
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*to the tune of Rob Zombie’s Dragula* dig through the ditches and dig through the ditches and dig through the ditches it’s World War I
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh fuck yeah
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sunday (Wrote this in March and only decided I liked the language of it now).
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
*yelling at the DJ* can you please play “Promentory” by Trevor Jones from The Last of the Mohicans score please
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Daylight Savings Time. 09.13.26 | Jim Mello
For context, I wrote this in March.
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sunday (Wrote this in March and only decided I liked the language of it now).
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Heard someone say they were the mother of a 4 year old little boy and really want to meet the mother of a 4 year old large man
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