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Jim Into Mystery

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Your Internet Hero. Mostly on Tumblr. (he/him/fella) jimintomystery.tumblr.com

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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 1h
First version of A Christmas Carol I ever saw was the 1983 Disney cartoon. Ghost of Christmas Future knocks Scrooge McDuck into his open grave, and he clings to a root as the casket opens below him to reveal the fires of hell. It's pretty metal, actually.
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 3h
Legit sports: We're taking a 12-minute timeout to review the play to see if somebody's foot was outside of a line Pro wrestling, the sport of kings:
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 4h
This seems easy at first, but you can only use one hand and you have to finish in eight seconds.
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 4h
Writing efforts have picked up a bit since I started jotting ideas down at the office with a pen and notepad. Always seemed tedious to me, but I've discovered the Pilot G2 .07mm is very comfortable. Less comfortable: Copying the notes into my laptop. I'm considering investing in a clipboard.
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"The rules are really quite simple" #AEW
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Scott Hudson explains the rules to the King of the Mountain Match
YouTube video by Something Else Podcasting Network
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching Maple Leaf Pro Wrestling and they asked "Canadians, do you piss Molson's and maple syrup?" and I am increasingly concerned about the kidneys of our friends in the true north.
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Mad Dr. A-boo-ly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
!!!!! Herd of deer!! In our backyard!!
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What, we have those everywhere! I nearly tripped over a barbed wire board on my way to work this morning (I was crossing the street to avoid a pile of thumbtacks) #AEW
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It so funny that we all hate Wheeler Yuta so much that we collectively agree that he's the Death Rider we never thought Danielson could forgive, as opposed to Jon Moxley, who definitely did nothing wrong.
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We don't even have a cause of death for PAC, but people are already using it to call for stronger drug testing in AEW. It's like people don't know what to do with their grief, except to skip to the next page in the hot take playbook. You can just lay out for a few days, guys, it'll keep.
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tso @tsoguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Explain yourself, sluggo
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On days like this it feels like I've seen a hundred beloved pro wrestlers pass away too soon, too suddenly. I wish I could tell you it gets easier. It won't. All I can offer is that you'll find the strength to endure it.
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't know how you watch All Out and decide they "brought back" the Moxley/Death Rider main events from 2025, when the main idea of this main event was that Moxley lost so the Death Riders will be out of the main event scene for a long time. #AEW
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whoa, a GOLDEN folding chair! I bet that hurts way more #AEW
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unfortunately the TBS title match is in a rough spot, nobody here seems to know Dani Luna and everybody is still getting over that ref stoppage #AEW
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Note: Jungle Jack Perry died on the way back to his home planet
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Undertaker has been retired for nearly seven years, so we need a new wrestling mummy, with the bandages and everything. I mean, AEW and WWE would look stupid trying it, but TNA's got nothing to lose, give it a shot.
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Prayer circle for Wheel-san to make an appearance tonight #AEW
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Hulk's Angry Bear Throw
Alt: Gif from the INCREDIBLE HULK TV show from the 1970s. Medium shot of Lou Ferigno as the Hulk standing in a pond pressing a bear (clearly a man in a cheap bear costume) over his head. He starts to throw the bear and we cut to a shot of the woods, with the bear (clearly the bear costume with no one in it) hurling over the treetops as if launched from a cannon.
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Richard Kemp @richardmskemp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Philosophy 101 with Thekla @aewontv.bsky.social #wrestlesky #wrestling #aew #thekla #zizek #philosophy #philosopher
Wrestler Thekla saying, “Inside of everybody…” Wrestler Thekla saying, “there are two bitches.”
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I gotta get to this big bottle of pills in about six hours.
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The only way I can keep track of all my X-Men fan friends is by their D-tier favs.
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boreian 🇨🇦 @boreian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*looking up to the waiter from my menu on my dinner date with Mina Shirakawa* "are the chicken nuggets dino shaped or..."
Literal Goddess Mina Shirakawa
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everybody out here arguing about iced coffee and this legend is changing the game 🫡
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Bryan Alvarez and Dave Meltzer aren't friends anymore because Dave fot tired of wasting his time arguing with Bryan when he's wrong" If this is your bar for a meltdown, Vinny V and Craig would have killed and eaten Bryan in 2008.
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
With Dr. Money in his corner, Hologram is sure to get revenge on El Clon!
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"It's the week of an AEW PPV, watch out for anti-AEW smear campaigns--" Bullshit. Last week there was no PPV, but Road Dogg called Roman Reigns a manly man and it was a heinous assault on AEW for some reason. Why would WWE psyop you once a month, when you do it for them 52 weeks a year?
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hokey pokey instructions from the world-renowned master of the sport
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mary Worth grinning like Not Me from The Family Circus, she knows what she did and she knows it's funny
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Always loved the way Kelley Jones drew the dinosaur looking like "oh crap, play it cool, they're not bothering you, just mind your own business..."
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me buying like eleven different Batman Elseworlds in 1994 like
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Got excited about the announcement of the new Metroid game, then I saw a bunch of Metroid fans on here telling new fans to avoid the original NES Metroid. So now I'm playing the original NES Metroid, because fuck those guys.
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Catching up on AEW and during this Young Bucks vs. Knight-Fletcher match, some guy in the front row has a sign that says "NONE OF THEM WE ARE NOT A TAG TEAM" and I've spent the whole match trying to figure out why put so much effort into making such an incoherent statement.
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Nolan Void @wolter.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
Rumble from the Transformers with speech balloon.
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think this is the first time ever this trick actually worked!
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That was a pretty bullshit finish but I don't even care because my girl Persephone won #CMLL
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've been casually following CMLL for like 6 years. I still have no idea what the deal is with the little monkey men and I probably never will. I am at peace with this.
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Korp Bauer could not be reached for comment #CMLL #MLW
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Guy at Jiffy Lube: So what kind of oil did you want? Me [blasting "Me Muero" on my phone]:
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Reminder to self: Pay a little more to get the CMLL Anniversary show on Youtube, so you can hear the Spanish commentary. Every time you get the English commentary, and you always regret it, because it's always the senior vice-president's brother-in-law explaining that the rudos are the bad guys.
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me showing up on Bob the Builder to fuck shit up
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Once again I have been compelled to draw an Absolute Unit.
An illustration of a bunch of regular sized ducks surrounding an absolutely huge lad of a duck.
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hot-t-t take: In spite of how it's turned out, the partnership was still the best move for TNA, given how deep a hole they've been in since 2013. We all knew WWE was never going to lift them all the way out of that hole, but it's on TNA if they can't climb the rest of the way on their own.
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ANT @allelitegraps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The response to "wrestling fans are why Linda McMahon is Sec. of Education" is not "well she's WWE, I only watch AEW." Like, if someone blamed you for RFK Jr., you wouldn't say "I only liked his uncle, not his dad." You'd say "That doesn't make any fucking sense, you moron."
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love MASH but seasons 8-11 are pretty weak tbh
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Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pro wrestling fans are apparently shocked, shocked, to discover that a promotion is charging too much money for a black T-shirt with a tepid catchphrase, and I dunno guys I feel like if this is your red line you might be happier taking up stamp collecting or watching telenovelas or something.
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