Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yes, but still, there's a lot to get done between now and then. 0310
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Blue Lazer???static.klipy.comFan Freaking Tastic Blue Laser Homestar RunnerAlt: "Fan Freaking Tastic!" Blue Laser, Homestar Runner 000
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In fairness, it wasn't that long ago she was calling it steak sauce. 121
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Makes it easier to organize teams for the softball league. 120
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've been on every side of this, and generally I find that even parents are relieved to learn that their children don't have to win at all of the things all of the time in order to be successful. 010
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you feel the need to follow up a post with "Yes, I know this is AI," as though you're acknowledging that AI is a bad thing (which it is, and nice of you to catch up), maybe don't make the post in the first place. This is a sub-skeet. 000
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Related to this, I gave a recent lesson on rejecting the notion of "geniuses," and I worried that I might be tarred and feathered by a bunch of HS sophomores with G/T labels. It will be worth it, they're great kids, but it was a rough day. 3313
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Today in "Words I Never Expected To See Strung Together": 000
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A Mann, a Womann, and eek theyr Familye do walk in to ye moste honorred Ministrye of ye Talentes... 140
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The class that is currently reading Richard III and listening to me rant about the differences between OE and EM will be reading excerpts from Maria's translation of Beowulf in the next unit, because it's the kind of course where I get to do whatever I want. 010
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Students at the high school where I teach are circulating a petition to stop the use of generative AI by staff at all levels of the district, demanding actual human work for actual human kids. I have so much hope for the future. The kids are alright. 07213
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I remember that @ben.vandgrift.com used to talk about an "Old 'E' Tax" that would be levied any time someone stuck an extra 'E' on a word just to make it seem vaguely medieval. I believe this is an idea whose time has come. 010
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026OLDE ENGLISHE: Romeoe, Romeoe, whereforee arte thoue Romeoe? 270
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm delighted that my high school students, all born since 2010, still know this film. It's fun to watch their faces when I tell them it's based on Shakespeare. 040
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just sprained my eyeballs from rolling them so hard. 130
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It turns out that "CHECK OUT THE BRAINS ON BRETT!" is in fact an anatomically accurate thing to say. Well played, Tarantino in 1994. 000
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026As @chappygoboom.bsky.social said to me when we saw Buddy Guy a couple of years ago, "It's been a long time since we were the youngest people at a show." 100
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I saw Spin Doctors, Blues Traveler, and Gin Blossoms a couple of nights ago, and at one point Chris Barron said how ridiculous it seemed that any of them were doing adult things 35 years ago. I agreed wholeheartedly. Also, for a bunch of old folks, we were a great-looking crowd, too. 110
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026As one of our noted WAR! leaders once said, "I hope to have God on my side, but I must have Kentucky." Pete can (and likely will) get bent. 001
Reposted by Jim Graysonjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026anyway it is actually very fun to have kids deeply interested in the world around them and the people who live in it 48233968
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Seriously, people. Conspiracy theory inevitably collapses under its own weight. 000
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hey, easy there, hoss, I think it's safe to say the people of Kentucky haven't been properly represented in decades, and not just due to this geezer. Let's just get some perspective, is all. 000
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I was told rather firmly that the rookeries at the Tower were off limits to visitors. Does that count? 030
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"All we ever do is read the book, talk about the book, and then write about the book!" "The sign on the door says ENGLISH CLASS." 010
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Bartender, give me ice on the rocks! Wait, give me rocks on the ice! ICE ON THE JUICE! Listen, I'll just take whatever's on special. 051
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Oh wow, this sorts for me and my daughter as well, for both Civil Rights Acts. And the Bay of Pigs. And the Beach Boys "Pet Sounds" album. And SPARTACUS. I need to lie down. 010
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"heckitydang" is absolutely my new favorite pseudo-swear, and I might need to use it as a band name. 001
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Mary Shelley would have felt safer with a bear than with Lord Byron. 1100
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Heh, "giant cod." Oh, sorry, we're being professional here. 010
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Reacher: Judging by the gray in your beard, I'd say you still have fond memories of MySpace. Me: Now listen, this doesn't have to-- Reacher: It's possible you even remember your ICQ handle. 081
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026JACK NICHOLSON AS THE JOKER: I don't know if it's art, but I like it! 000
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026So of course Thiel will read himself as the vengeful God. 120
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026As I launch rehearsals for a community theatre production of Frankenstein tomorrow, I can only offer, in the spirit of @midnightpals.bsky.social: 'Sup, fuckers? 010
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026According to this signed and sealed napkin which I mailed to myself visa hyperspace courier, I am the sole owner of my content, not Crimson Dawn. Also I liked Darth Maul better with real legs. 110
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Don't make me tap the sign again. *taps sign* The Sign: No instructional method is a panacea. I don't hunt werewolves, I teach high school, so stop trying to sell me silver bullets. 030
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Okay, @mapquest.com laid down the challenge, so I had to try it. gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario/...gulfof.mapquest.comLake Bugsbunnywithasaw - MapQuestCheck out my custom map where I renamed Lake Ontario to Lake Bugsbunnywithasaw! 000
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Haven't tried it myself, but I do switch rivers from time to time. Does a body good to get out. 010
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026No, that's Genosha. Kenosis is a form of cell division, but I get your confusion. 040
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I believe researchers were still confirming both finds when this listicle was published (though the finds listed here are also extremely cool). I remember following the Richard story for a few years until he was reinterred. 010
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026(To be fair, this tour guide is a historian in his own right, which is what makes him very well-informed. But also, he guided a group of us on a tour, so.) 150
Jim Grayson @jimgrayson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026According to a very well-informed tour guide at Jamestown, VA, their confirmation of cannibalism in the settlement circa 1610 was only the sixth most important archaeological discovery of 2012. Richard III being about where they expected him was, of course, number one. 1160