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Comrade Maxwell

@jimcantona.bsky.social
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Old person, United supporter, Socialist! No DM's please.

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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 4h
www.maptap.gg October 5 96🏅 98🔥 96🔥 98🔥 80🌞 Final score: 920 Back of the net.
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 4h
Waking up and realising i am the greatest human being ever, fine morning.
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South Park: The Doi Agents - Fine, Just Fine
ALT: South Park: The Doi Agents - Fine, Just Fine
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkY8... "my wife left with me neighbour Richard, I hope Richard fucking drowns" 😂😂😂
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The Northern Boys - Baddest In Town
YouTube video by Sindhu World
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Any shop owner that has it's own buckfast section knows his or hers onions.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People who think Adam and Eve and Moses and Noah's Ark never existed are mad from my point of view. It was written in a book thousands of years ago by weird virgins in the desert and has been edited tens of thousands of times. What more proof do you need?
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wonder if the City scandal and it's myriad of knock on effects could cost the Prime Minister his job. Everyone thought "what the actual fuck?" with his initial comments but you can be sure someone is now investigating his financial relationship with Abu Dhabi, he could be fucked.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dark my hole, this is because they are shitting it that the box office won't be up to snuff. Have the same old toss marvel humour, the exact same plot literally all there films have and then we'll be into phase 697
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just read a bloke writing about city defence "It's a bit like Bruce Wayne blaming Batman" 😂😂😂
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Skydance sounds like an incredibly complex sexual position only the most limber can manage.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What an utterly stupid and horrible cunt Suella Braverman is.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just doing some adding up with the Negreira Case and 115 fc Manchester United Football Club 23 League Titles 5 European Cup's I think we even get an extra charity shield....
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Alan Partridge Football Globe
ALT: Alan Partridge Football Globe
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
City for years "we aren't state owned" City defence "the money came from the abu dhabi government" the panel btw already came to the conclusion it didn't if that's their irrefutable evidence on top of a possible hmrc case they are going under
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That Downing Street statement "if wrongdoing has been found then blah blah blah" IT FUCKING HAS BEEN FOUND!!!! Should have kept your nose out to begin with. Government and media absolutely bending over backwards for Abu Dhabi.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Executives from two top PL clubs said they would be “staggered if there were 15 clubs ready to expel Man City from the Premier League”, calling it “commercial suicide” ....the second part in my next post is even more demented
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"None of Manchester Life’s homes are affordable, and the developer does not pay any subsidies for local amenities, known as section 106 payments" that's just a small piece of a report from Sheffield University that shows City's Owners have done nothing for Manchester, Andy Burnham.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seeing Jill Scott crestfallen on Stick to Football was a thing of beauty.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@lucympowell.bsky.social Man City are still cheats and you know they are. Terrifies me the PM and his cabinet instead of backing the Premier League are backing a brutal regime who cheated and sports washed like nothing we've ever seen. Disgraceful really.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UAE already leaning on Burnham, what their owners did was sports washing prime minister and you fell for it you twat
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whose that twat from Argentina, whose that money grabbing whore Carlos Tevez is his name and he doesn't have a brain and he won't be winning trophies anymore.....as accurate today as it was then
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All of you stars are leaving today All 14 of you are going to Wealdstone Away Take all your smack, now be on your way And Stop Crying Your Heart Out
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nandrolone, Negreira Case, 115 charges. Pep Guardiola is not one of football's greatest ever manager's, he's either one of football's most prolific cheats or most prolific beneficiary of cheating. Him, Serrano, Begirstain from Barca to the Berties leopards don't change their sport.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pep Guardiola knows nothing....
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Fawlty Towers Manuel: I Know Nothing
ALT: Fawlty Towers Manuel: I Know Nothing
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me interfering with myself last night at the idea City could have to start in the North West Counties League.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ferran Soriano also oversaw cheating at Barcelona including Guardiola's time at the club, madness he hasn't been barred from football...yet.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's this garbage that city could get a points deduction enough to take them down to the championship? They'd come right back up, pay money (off the books probably) to keep the players they illegally obtained and come right back up. Their owners need gone, they need to go to League Two minimum.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like Sham 69 but I don't like Shamchester City. How on earth after their calamitous world cup performances did Jack Hendry and Scott McKenna get recalled? And as someone who plans to live no later than sixty i could give a toss about the triple lock. G'night.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why do they never play Slayer's South of Heaven at party conferences?
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
City were told they were guilty in the summer and that sent them on a £500 million pound spending spree....how the fuck was that allowed to happen? So many people need to go, City to the bottom of the pyramid, the journalists who spun for them after lavish 5 star treatment, any and all officials...
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Honestly Sky Sports News pro city propaganda asking soft questions to the useless Clinton Morrisson "how will the players be reacting?" what? these multi millionaires who wouldn't be there because of mega cheating? Don't think that's the story here...
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@missmeek.bsky.social
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't worry about the RAF Fairford incident. Michael Gove, Nicola Sturgeon and Penny Mordaunt are on the case so we'll all be dead by tea time.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Noel Gallagher and other berties "you can't take away those memories" yes you can ask Lance Armstrong ask Juventus. It's the logic of a serial killer whose been caught and broods for the rest of his life in chokey with only his evil memories for company.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Wars Episode 10 "Somehow Qui-Gon Jinn returns and yes his character is still that of a stoic charisma vacuum"
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ugh, I'm no fan of the Labour Party but Kuenssberg appealing to the lowest common denomonitor. "WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE SOMETHING IMMEDIATELY" bloody hell, things take time. Maybe give them the same levity you gave the utterly unqualified and corrupt Boris Johnson.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Laura Kuenssberg, just like anyone on the right, are obsessed with cuts. Ok, fair enough. Get rid of nukes. They make us a target in a dangerous era and once they are used we are all finished anyway.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rodri would never have heard of Man City if not for cheating, chuck yer medals in the bin Rod you dirty bertie scumbag.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Take your orange hate walks turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up your bigoted candy arses.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XycB... Rock me Joe!!
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The Pixies - Monkey Gone To Heaven
YouTube video by Maik S.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Turned the telly on, Wakefield score a try, Chris Kamara is celebrating and their is a ginger bloke with a mullet.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A video of the Atlantic ocean, i tried to keep the surfers out of shot....
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wasn't really the picture taking day and we took some personal ones at the graveside, but nonetheless this is the Atlantic Ocean from the Mull of Kintyre.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thanks to my dad i had to listen to those vaginas cosgrove and cowan on bbc scotland "oh McBurnie it's his chance and yes he's going to make sure we all have 10 million quid in the bank and a nice pert arse" and he was fucking pish. So past their sell by date a new pangea will be formed
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😂😂😂North Korea buy Phil Foden and imprison him for that fucking haircut.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spreading my Aunt's ashes in the Mull of Kintyre tomorrow. My Dad has an 8 hour round trip to listen to me talking about the berties charges. It is truly one of the most beautiful drives in Britain and a fitting place to say our farewell.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The talk about the berties cheating affecting United, Liverpool, Arsenal, Stoke, Watford and relegated clubs. I wonder what Inter are thinking right now? Yes the charges are for a period up to 2018 in the EPL but City would not have had the team in the 2023 UCL final if not for financial doping.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pep Guardiola last may (credit to a bloke on redcafe who posted this)
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Homer Simpson's Fiery Bridge Drive
ALT: Homer Simpson's Fiery Bridge Drive
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pat Nevin on BBC News "should those rules have been there in the first place" "this has made the premier league a joke" ok pat 1. Yes the rules should be there because YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO CHEAT! 2. Does it not also make City a joke? Or are we all still assuming they have always been a joke?
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh christ Stretford End Banners PLEASSSEEEEE bring this banner back, please oh please! Elite level and accurate trolling.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BBC Headline: Man City found guilty of almost all 115 charges Sky News Headline: Man City found guilty of almost all 115 charges Sky Sports News: Man City Issue Statement in Response to reports they breached majority of financial rules 😂😂😂 SSN Not taking it well.
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Comrade Maxwell @jimcantona.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can Martin Tyler comment when the sanctions are handed down? "RELEGATEEEEEDDDDDD WATCH IT! DRINK IT IN!" Btw QPR and Mike Dean both wanted to be part of history and now they really are they cheated to help the ultimate cheats.
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