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James E. Shadduck

@jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social
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Retired trial attorney. Full time semi-professional shopping cart wrangler, lover of cheese and breathing. I like Oregon. Semi original skeets, stolen from the mind of my evil twin, who has cast a spell on my dog. Dog speaks 4 languages in treats now.

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 16h
An old man has spent years caring for this ray ever since she was little. He feeds and nurtures her, and she treats him like her human grandpa, approaching him affectionately like a massive ocean companion. Original post
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hegseth rehearsing speech on his vision of real military buff dudes to top staffers.
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Heath Ledger & Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I don't watch much women's Hawkeye's basketball, but when I do, I'm probably Schmitt-faced."
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Beastie Boys would get this dull thing boppin'
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chargers offense has gone to Schmitt
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd drop 30 on that hack any day.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I remember JFK. I remember Carter, Ford and still mourn Lincoln but why do I sense that pop up stores will be open late nite? "Coming soon as 'Spirit of Asshole' near some vacant grocery store. Shit bombs and catsup farts are 1/2 off."
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Presidential order, 'Couged it' to be a 'Schmitt up'
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who the fuck pays money to watch this?
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SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: Scientists have engineered a virus that invades and destroys glioblastoma one of the deadliest brain cancers while turning the immune system into a relentless tumor-killing force. This could be a historic shift in cancer treatment.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Half this country is still fighting the Civil War. From Jim Crow to Proud Boys 'standing by,' the Southern racist vibe, leveraged by Republicans, is a cancer on our flag. Over the last 50 years these assholes have been convinced that European socialism is evil and European fascism is the cure all.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Byron Donalds working Florida voters.
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Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder: Lines
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oklahoma fan with season tickets after the 4th game of the season. Oklahoma fan putting the rest of the tickets on Stub Hub.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The 30% of those who still support Trump are the hardcore folks who believe the Bible is a death story unbothered by the laws of physics.
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Liz Ahern 🌈🇲🇽🏳️‍⚧️☮️ @austinmermaid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Abbott is not only contributing to the deaths of pregnant women, he’s hiding maternal death data. Texans who think women should live will vote for a new governor. #GinaForTexas #AbbottFailsTexas
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For folks who claim to serve a loving god, who is their almighty, them folks sure hate a lot of people and seem awfully frightened of anything good for everyone else.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A buck ninety-nine? If Long John Silvers has got wings now you can bet there's a lot less seagulls out in their parking lots than before.
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Long John Silver’s expands menu beyond seafood with $1.99 battered wings
Louisville-based Long John Silver’s has introduced $1.99 Crispy Battered Wings and a new Game Day Platter for a limited time.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What a fulfilling career
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me 3 days out of rehab
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Madonna's Glamorous Look
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Natalie Hart eyeballin' Newsmax.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To some Jesus has anointed Trump for great revival in the USA. They're right. Revivals always promise you salvation and prosperity. They rinse and repeat. There's really no difference in the products offered, or the demographics accepting it. Bullshit sells. We were founded by religious weirdos.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I remember when Kevin Hart was funny.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every Drug I've done and the harm I've done is Trump for the USA. Half of America tolerated the inbreds for generations because we were family. Then they mainlined Trump's golden jism juice and now cousin Cletus and all the other jugheads be needing a serious intervention and an ass whoopin'.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Somebody let MAGA know. Rent's coming due.
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Woody Harrelson Waking Up in Kingpin
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Any day now you will hear cheering from the shit stall next to yours. Then lots of honking. You will zip up and hit the liquor store. Soon.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christians don't "do good deeds" just to make lives better for the sake of good. Not even close. All they are doing is trying to secure a ticket to Disney World For Dead People. Christianity is something they do *instead of* being good to each other. The sheer rot of Christianity is disgusting.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Billy Graham knew he needed to scare people about hell and at the same time direct anger towards that of Satan's doing. He called rock music, long hair, weed, integration, free love, laziness, hippies, free thinkers, draft dodgers and socialism, of Satan. It paid better. Praise Allah
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Soon you will look down at that phone in your hand and it will read 'breaking news.' A lovely surge of relief for 24 hours. Main Street will be flooded with honking and champagne. Time to deposit the weirdo Trump supporters into the trash can, snuffing out their influence in a multi cultural society
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You never meet anyone named Chester
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There are some Puerto Rican girls just dyin' to meet Mick. Mitch will just watch.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ever since I stopped drinking and watching mormon porn, I'm calmer. I don't argue with folks on any social sites, even if the inbred pukes are dumb as rocks, and even if they all look like pigeons at an Ed Sheeran concert, high on meth, mountain dew and jesus. I don't say shit like that anymore.
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If “I just shagged a sheep and I like it” was a person
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The day that fat fuck dies my sponsor will need to call his sponsor to call his sponsor.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For $9.99, join Junior Grifters Affirming Care Club for dudes who do massive blow but hunt with a bow. *Act now and get the actual Trump Cocaine Mouth Plate for $222,000,0000,000,99.99, passports and jets. **we'll yank that sucker right out. I promise. ***Dirty diapers may replace all mouthpieces.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every atom in your body has survived cosmic collisions beyond any of man's understanding, for like 110 billion years and shit, only to end up asking what's that stupid emoji trying to say anyhow? "That best not be the poop one bitch. I hope y'all die."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
Ossoff: "We are witnessing people drunk with power who are utterly reckless, utterly corrupt, and obviously believe that they live with impunity. They believe they're untouchable. They believe they're invincible. Let's prove them wrong."
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Go go gadget Border Collie .😍
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Kira Leigh 🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraleigh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't have a clue but I wouldn't be surprised if great fiction is the primary domain of kids who grew up lonely.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As a trial attorney I would ask a benign question that a scumbag agreed with followed up with by a lie he told, but in my words. It was not outrageous, likely true, and usually the witness was such scum he bowed to his lie for a discerning jury. Do your job press. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hear they like his demographic appeal to dudes who call a sheep a capital expense. In and around Waco.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The freedom to re-post and giggle on BlueSky. The right to be scared as shit if a white motherfucker on here ever writes or says it. Well good on BluSky. I don't care. It's one thing I will do in solidarity with those black souls that gave their lives just to be counted as human...Just respect.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dogs think they'll live forever yet they always defend when they need to, growl when angered, fast to see common ground and will show its teeth to bluff before ever, ever biting. But... those teeth meant business, like our military. US diplomacy won't work because the US military teeth turned to...
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Man Shows Off Bad Fake Teeth
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Breaking: "Local dog accused of film shaming when filming his friend 'allegedly' ignoring a squirrel at the park then attacking a harmless sprinkler. Film at 11."
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kinda weird that the Oklahoma Sooners are the worst football team... in Oklahoma.
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Dean Winters: Ugh, For The Billionth Time
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One dollar Viagra knock-off delivered for free. Cost of insulin after insurance is killing the sick kids...that's what really gets the MAGA true believers hard and ready.
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James E. Shadduck @jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
New game show first episode. "Will the real John Meatoff stand up."
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