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Jillbles

@jillbles.bsky.social
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Fuck everything. I occasionally stream on Twitch. GenX She/Her, cis I'm me everywhere because I'm not very original. Sometimes I make things. Mostly I buy supplies to make things, & then don't make the things. Header image is a resin cabochon I made.

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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well, this should be a fun drive.
A foggy day outside my back door.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She's absolutely obsessed with Astarion's ears.
Image of Astarion from Baldur's Gate that I almost definitely stole from @weltschmerzsimp because he has the short version of his hair. 
Caption: "Oh, my love."
He's in an adaptation of Neil Newbon's BAFTA tux from 2023, in black with gold phoenix brocade, which displays his bare chest, with a necklace that hits in the middle of his chest.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like wearing a watch. My wrist doesn't.
Photo of my very pale wrist, with the clear marks of a watch band on the skin. It looks like I just took it off. 
I haven't worn a watch in months.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Normally, Derry only sits here in cold weather. It's quite warm, today, but also he got his claw stuck in his usual cat bed, yesterday, so maybe that was the impetus. 🤷🏻‍♀️
A grey couch with a sherpa-lined cat bed next to one arm with a brown tabby cat in it, an empty sherpa-lined cat bed on the other end, and a floofy black cat in between.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fucking great. When did we get notice about this (other than the woman who is taping them to garage doors right now; she handed me mine, as I was out bringing the recycling can into the garage because we're forbidden to keep either recycling or trash outside, HOAs are so much fun)? Two days ago.
Flyer from the fucking HOA, that they're sealcoating our driveways this Saturday morning at 7am, after which we will not be permitted to drive or walk on them for 2 days.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Best. Achievement. Ever.
A Steam achievement reading, "Be What You Want to Be: Save everyone during karaoke. 14.1% of players"
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, really.
A black insulated tumbler with the logo for the Oh Deer Diner in Bright Falls, Washington on it, simulating neon in red and teal.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I mean. These mountains in Maine are called the Bubbles.
Photo taken from Jordan Pond in Acadia National Park in Maine. Shows a pair of small, rounded mountains called The Bubbles, with the pond reflecting them and the sky.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Have a kitty.
A beautiful brown tabby curled up like a croissant in a sherpa-lined cat bed on a grey couch, with one back leg flung straight out in front of her. She's holding the other back leg with her front paw.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The actual reason I bought a TV Theme Songs of the 70's & 80's CD when I was like 15. 😆
Cover of a two-CD set named Television's Greatest Hits 70's & 80's.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is one of my better pin purchases, and I will never be sorry. (For clarity, I was referring to the Fuck Off from Geeky & Kinky, but the cat and the glow in the dark bag of dicks are also very good)
Photo of a pin flag, showing a block print enamel pin from Geeky & Kinky reading FUCK OFF.
There is also a floofy, fat, black cat, doing a big stretch and a scream, and a polyclay glow in the dark bag of unicorn dicks (with glitter).
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I spent my allowance on this amethyst point I've had since elementary school. It was followed over the years by more amethyst and an assortment of geodes, till The Nature Company at the mall came along; then it was tumbled gemstones. So... I guess I've always been like this, too. 😆
A pale purple amethyst point, held in my hand. Purchased at New York's Museum of Natural History in the early 80's.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This. I had this. It was huge. And, because I wasn't allowed to put water in it, it attracted dust and bugs. I hated it.
Box for the 1980 Barbie Dream Pool. It shows a large kidney-shaped pool surrounded by a deck with a surrounding railing, with a set of stairs leading down to a "working" shower, complete with shower curtain. 
There is a girl in the photo, playing with the pool. It looks bigger than she is.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OK, well, that is probably a factor in my shitty mood.
Classic current weather map from the weather channel depicting a few weather fronts and a lot of precipitation moving in my general direction.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Quote this with your first anime.
The characters from Battle of the Planets.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I startled River to take this photo just now. Derry... well. Derry always looks startled.
River, a beautiful brown tabby with magical green eyes. Derry, a black floofy cat with yellow eyes and prominent fangs
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You should be, for a change. 😆 (Not pictured: a large pile of shit to the right. But this cart used to be another shit pile, in the middle of the room, so at least it's been effectively repurposed?)
A microwave cart in the corner of a room, with a rolling mill clamped onto it. A cluttered bookshelf is on the right.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Interestingly, I am apparently EXACTLY as much Philly as I am New York; I would have guessed I'd lean more New York.
Breakdown of areas most and least like me, from a dialect standpoint. 
Most similar: 
New York (58%)
Philadelphia (58%)
Baltimore, MD (57%)

Least similar:
Salt Lake City (44%)
Seattle (45%)
Portland (45%)
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oop. Nailed my ass. 😆
Dialect map nailing me solidly as being from New Jersey
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oddly, I also got Stevie Nicks. Other than that, I got these.
Disney's Jasmine from Aladdin, looking annoyed.  
Caption: "I don't have time for idiotsDisney's Belle from Beauty & the Beast, in the blue dress, with her hair loose and arms crossed, looking absolutely disgusted.The animated Anastasia, playing with her necklace. Her eyes are closed and she's sticking her tongue out. MTV's Daria with her arms crossed.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If it helps, I bought this cutting board at Bed Bath & Beyond when I got my Mom's IP.
Cutting board featuring cook times for various foods in the Instant Pot.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Map of Lake Ontario as provided by Mapquest, relabled to read Lake It's Not a Lake It's an Ocean.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This year has been fine, actually. Didn't lose anyone who has been a nearly lifelong part of my identity, that I have fridge magnets of or anything.
Picture of my fridge, with magnets of artist renderings of the Rocky Horror cast, as well as Beetlejuice, Jareth from Labyrinth, and a sticker of Tillie, the Asbury Park icon frequently associated with Weird NJ, with the words, "Keep New Jersey Weird."Two (of three) ancient fridge magnets from the early seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
The sky at sunset after a storm, over a back deck. The reds and golds of a fiery sunset are painted onto grey clouds, spread over a green field.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The way River just reacted to that owl at the beginning, OMG. 😆 She was on the couch next to me a second ago.
A brown tabby cat is up on the shelf of a cat tree, staring intently out the window a bit before sunset between vertical blinds.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In 1989, the whole family got a gift for Christmas in the form of a brand new living room stereo (replacing one that had to have been from the 60's). And then my brother and I each got one Hanukkah gift of a CD (we celebrate both holidays). This was mine.
The cover of the album Sowing the Seeds of Love by Tears for Fears
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Well, damn.
The sky at sunset after a summer storm, spread over a field of green grass. There's a deciduous tree on the left, a deck, the barrier between it and another person's deck. Trees border the field, a good ways out.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The only Greek yogurt I had in the house was peach & cherry, so not applicable, though I've used it before in other mixes. I used these, along with Fairlife Fat Free & a little tiny bit of TJ's bourbon vanilla extract.
A sample packet of Ghost Protein's Connabon Whey Protein.A bottle of Jordan's Skinny Mixes coffee syrup in the flavor Cinnamon Dolce.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Beautiful brown tabby with magical green eyes poses for the camera in her cat bed on the couch while silly on catnip.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Holy fuck I'm old. Also, I suddenly have Jefferson Starship's, "Jane," in my head.
Movie poster for the 25th anniversary of Wet Hot American Summer.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
A fierce drawing of Skeletor, surrounded by yellow lightning. 
Caption: 
THE SCARIEST MOMENT IS ALWAYS
JUST BEFORE YOU START.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The baby is on the 'nip, and a bit crazy.
Beautiful brown tabby with magical green eyes sits in her sherpa-lined cat bed on a grey couch. There is a catnip-filled mat with adorable rainbow caticorns on it, courtesy of Squeakwells, behind her. Somehow, she always manages to catch the perfect Morticia Adam's sunbeam right across her eyes while the rest is in shadow. Beautiful brown tabby with magical green eyes sits in her sherpa-lined cat bed on a grey couch. There is a catnip-filled mat with adorable rainbow caticorns on it, courtesy of Squeakwells, behind her. She was twisting her head around trying to find the perfect pose, and as such, her head is a blurred-out, Jacob's Ladder style horror. Beautiful brown tabby with magical green eyes sits in her sherpa-lined cat bed on a grey couch. There is a catnip-filled mat with adorable rainbow caticorns on it, courtesy of Squeakwells, behind her. Somehow, she always manages to catch the perfect Morticia Adam's sunbeam right across her eyes while the rest is in shadow.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Typically for me, I have purchased the ingredients for the thing I crave, but now lack the motivation to actually make the thing. I was going to try air frying it...
A package of organic maitake mushrooms from Two River Mushroom.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet
A floofy black kitten with prominent fangs leapstowards atappy teaser while standing in a bathtub.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I recommend these.
A pair of black cat eye glasses with rhinestones, from Zenni.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Everything is shit at the moment, so lets try and cheers things up a bit... post your TV/Film crush from your younger years.
Ewan McGregor in Moulin RougeBen Browder in Farscape
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A dark haired woman holding a microphone in front of a PowerPoint slide projected on a screen.
I AM A DUMB BITCH WITH TERRIBLE TASTE
I WILL NEVER CHANGE
I WILL NEVER IMPROVE 
THAT IS A PROMISE!!!
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
No, I'm sorry, my brain beat you to that in 2020. I wore them around the house for a few days, & put a huge dent in my brand new oven, and that was about as far as that went. If I had someone to go with me, then maybe, but 🤷🏻‍♀️
Photo of me holding up a silver holographic Impala roller skate with glitter blue wheels and stopper.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Did I order a pair of Hot Chocolate Design shoes I've wanted for years and couldn't quite excuse, to match these earrings? Yes, yes I did.
Hot Chocolate Design asymmetrical Mary Jane style mid heels, one red glitter patent leather with a pitchfork detail, a red bat wing, and a little pointed tail, and the other white patent leather with a golden harp detail and a white angel wing.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Of the earrings? Absolutely. The other stuff? Depends how far I get. 😆
A pair of handmade asymmetrical earrings from https://www.etsy.com/shop/NomadicMoonArts featuring an image of identical brunette women, one depicted as an angel with a halo and wings, one as a demon in red with horns. They're silver, and the angel has a pale blue aquamarine glass drop, the demon has a dark red siam glass drop.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The baby says hi, and really insistently asks for ear rubbies, please.
Beautiful brown tabby with magical green eyes rubs her ear AGGRESSIVELY against my hand, which is resting on the arm of a grey couch. Beautiful brown tabby with magical green eyes rubs her ear AGGRESSIVELY against my hand, which is resting on the arm of a grey couch. Beautiful brown tabby with magical green eyes rubs her ear so aggressively against my hand, which is resting on the arm of a grey couch, that she has gone out of focus.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A small Swiss army knife with a tiny LED flashlight in it.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Wore this T-shirt during D&D today and was disappointed that no one reacted to it right up until one of the other players noted that they hadn't been born for the swing revival of the 90's. Then I turned to dust and blew away.
Artwork of a lime, sitting next to half of a coconut, with an arrow pointing from the lime towards the coconut.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Drop something TOOTHY 😁🖤🦷 I was going to use Astarion, but then remembered who I live with
Black floofy cat with prominent fangs looks up while hanging out in a beige cat tree cubbyhole.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I only own two art books. His, and Dali's.
Pgs 74 & 75 of Rudolf Bauer, published in 2007.
Left pg:  Tetraptychon IV
Right pg: Tetraptychon II
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Rudolf Bauer, White Fugue, 1923–27. Oil on canvas, 52 3/4 x 76 1/4 inches (133.9 x 193.6 cm), Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York
Solomon R. Guggenheim Founding Collection, By gift. © The Estate of Rudolf Bauer
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not a DC person, really, but
Batman breaking a shotgun, the bullets flying out.
The word, "This," in the original quote, has been photoshopped out & replaced with, "AI."
"AI is the weapon of the ENEMY. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it."
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I did unbolt the monitor from the desk, & set the laptop up in its place. It's not 100% as the cooling pad is too big to close the desk, but it'll work during play sessions. I had to cover the bolt holes, so...
Laptop with RGB lights on a cooling pad which ALSO has RGB lights and a little soundbar which ALSO has RGB lights and a keyboard, which you guessed it, ALSO has RGB lights. 
You can see a little art doll off on the right. 
This is all on an IKEA PS secretary desk that has seen better days. Back of the IKEA PS secretary desk, with the laptop folded down, lit with rainbow lights. There's a sticker of Karlach doing her l'il dance, and Astarion looking bloody.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I bought an actual CD, this week. It's been a minute. It's still in the plastic, and I'm oddly loathe to remove it. We were talking about Madeline Kahn the other day, and I mentioned her being in this. And I realized my copy of it was on cassette.
A CD copy of Anyone Can Whistle, as recorded at Carnegie Hall on April 8, 1995, featuring Scott Bakula, Bernadette Peters, Madeline Kahn, and Angela Lansbury.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
And they're asymmetrical, which you know I love. (I had to flip the text one because it was backwards)
The other earring, from earlier in the cartoon. Shown from a wider view of the burning room, with no word bubble.
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