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Mortadella Jones.

@jikiteejones.bsky.social
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Trump-hating berserker (and prosciutto lover). I would round up maga imbeciles and force them to work on the farms abandoned by migrants. If only I could. If only I could.

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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
American Airlines: my flight’s been delayed for four hours now five hours because of “maintenance” and the only compensation you will give me is a$12 voucher. A cold sandwich in a triangular package is $17.50 here at lax. So FUCK YOU.
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
American Airlines sfo to lax no potable water on the plane. No coffee, no hand washing. This is a new low. Shit hole America.
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
There is no limit to the offensiveness of Donald J. Trump, the most despicable man to ever enter American public life. May his punishment be eternal. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
huffpost.com
Trump Pardons Politician Who Paid For Plastic Surgery With Funds For Slain Officer
Former Nevada lawmaker Michele Fiore was awaiting sentencing on federal charges that she used money meant for a statue honoring a slain police officer for plastic surgery.
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
CAN WE SUE TRUMP for the $26M he's spent of our money to golf? And the 10 times that much we shelled out for his fat ass in his last time around?
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
‪Mortadella Jones.‬ ‪@jikiteejones.bsky.social‬ I think I just stumbled on the Official Party Anthem of Trump 2.0. Oy Veh. youtu.be/1zY1orxW8Aw?...
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The Producers - Springtime for Hitler and Germany
YouTube video by Zachary Wilson
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I think I just stumbled on the Official Party Anthem of Trump 2.0. And it is.... youtu.be/1zY1orxW8Aw?...
youtu.be
The Producers - Springtime for Hitler and Germany
YouTube video by Zachary Wilson
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Military coup now!
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
ARREST MARCO RUBIO
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
DOWN WITH THE TYRANT!
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
On X, maga are saying they are glad the economy is tanking. They are happy to be martyrs.
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I once saw a man throw staff the size of a cane with a sharpened edge fifty feet into a wooden bullseye, piercing it. Could a man train for a year and be able to do that? Asking for a friend in congress.
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
You don't get rid of flu shots and kill the National Parks unless you want living things that are beloved by real people to die and you want to make sure they know who killed them.
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Trump is killing our National Parks right in front of us. This is equivalent to killing the family dog in front of your children and burning down the house your Great Grandfather built that four generations of your family have vacationed in so they know who is boss. @resistancerangers.bsky.social
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I would have liked Elissa Slotkin to have told the story of Trump barging into the dressing room of the Miss Teen Universe Contest where minor girls where undressed, and with that shit eating grin of his, ogled. And that he masturbated in his hotel room with fantasies of the girls.
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Rose (she/her) @teachcompassion.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Let's go Nashville.
50 protests, 50 states, one day. 2/5/25
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
A military coup. Could a group of capable pentagon and military people end this madness?
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
And now one has...
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
When standing in front of the tanks only ends with smashed bodies or life sentences, the only option left is to dispatch the tank crews. We learned this the last time. WW2.
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
California governor Newsome should be rounding up young Republican men and busing them to the fields to start their new minimum wage jobs. I understand there are dwelling units they can rent on site. Start picking Maga.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This is incredible. Post Jan 6th a gay man in Utah infiltrated right wing militias as a vigilante double agent doing recon work. Now he’s spilling the beans on everything, their leadership, their tactics, their world vision.
propublica.org
A Mole Infiltrated the Highest Ranks of American Militias. This Is What He Found.
Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends....
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
WHY ARE EGGS SO EXPENSIVE, TRUMP????? WTF!
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
America needs one more Republican Senator and zero Dem defectors to smash Hegseth in the mouth with a 4' long iron tampon once and for all.
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Here's how the USA deals with Nazis:
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The blanket pardon on J6 is so effing offensive, Proud Boys and Oathkeepers, repeat violent offenders, are released on the public, should condemn and drag this administration for the next four years.
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
So the war in Gaza ended and Israel lost. It was easy to predict.
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Wanting to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico tells you everything you need to know about him. He is aggrieved. By Spanish Explorers.
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I'm okay with the ten commandments in classrooms. In Hebrew.
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
So, stupid Denmark isn’t a member of NATO. That makes it ripe for military takeover in Greenland by the US which is a NATO force. This is all designed to destroy NATO possibly.
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I got thrown off of X on my terms. Happy day!
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
If Gates had any game at all, he would say, "Where did you get the idea that I would stoop to come to you? Nope. You want my money and influence? If you want Microsoft so much as to acknowledge your existence, you will be coming to Redmond." www.huffpost.com/entry/donald...
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Malcolm Nance, Leading Resister @malcolmnance.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
2) MASS DELETE TWITTER AT EXACTLY 12 noon on 20 Jan as Elonia holds VP Trump’s Bible. Send Pres Elon a message. If 10-20 million subscribers blink out simultaneously. He will have a sad. Power resisters: keep accounts so they’re not hijacked but do not engage the anger algorithm. Just stop using.
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 25/12/2024
😂
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
He is trying to kill this tiny newspaper with attorney fees. I hope the judge throws this flagrant slapp suit right back in his stupid face and orders Orange Fatso to pay their attorney fees.
huffpost.com
Trump Sues Iowa Newspaper, Veteran Pollster Over ‘Deceptive’ Poll
The president-elect alleges the Nov. 2 poll that had Kamala Harris leading by 3 percentage points amounted to “brazen election interference.”
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I'd like to shoot down drones as a hobby. Can anyone recommend a safe and legal way to shoot them out of the sky over a residential area?
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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Elon Musk is a liar.
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Hegseth is a unreconstructed alcoholic. Any more questions?
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Homan is the perfect maga ambassador. He’s hateful, he snarls He needs to stay in the media front page. The James West of Trumpism.
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mayoisspicyy.bsky.social @mayoisspicyy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Mark Cuban should buy MSNBC and let MeidasTouch run things.
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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
In case it wasn’t clear how oligarchs would screw you to line their pockets…
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Since the election, I gained a few followers on Threads, and a few thousand followers on Bluesky. I take this as a sign that most of the post-election exodus from X is coming here, and that this site is better at onboarding new users. Also, Meta is anti-politics and that's what I usually post about.
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