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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio)

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🎮🎥📺🗯 screenwriter & narrative designer for hire @ BrandNewWhatever.com 🇧🇷 your Brazilian friend from the internet 🍁 Vancouver Film School alum 🌎 intergalactic friendship ambassador 🐈 lion dad & crazy cat lord ☠ fascists must die 🏖️ exiled Carioca 🙋‍♂️he / him

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Baronhaynes @baronhaynes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A sign warning people about a horse: "Do not let him see the bucket. If he sees the bucket he will believe it is for him. It will not be for him. He will not accept this. He will follow you. He will scream."
The picture of the horse has been replaced with a picture of Guybrush Threepwood from Monkey Island 2, attempting to pick up a bucket.
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 22h
Some Monkey Island gags live rent-free in my mind, such as the verbs you get when Guybrush FINALLY drowns after ten real minutes
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 29/09/2026
... apenas um detaunlhe.
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 29/09/2026
Ironic enough, the first time I heard the line was in the context of "did you know that line is from another movie!?"
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 28/09/2026
"Forever" is how long I'd play it, too.
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Daniel #Ofertas Nintendo Reenlsober @danielreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🔴Dá um trabalho ser cidadão no Brasil que a gente precisa pedir apoio até em consulta pública a favor a proibição das bets no Brasil. No momento temos apenas 81 mil votos favoravéis contra 60 mil contra. Vai no Zeldo www12.senado.leg.br/ecidadania/v..., logue com seu GOV e vote SIM!
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Drops de Jogos @dropsdejogos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Toada Brava, RPG top-down 2D desenhado à mão, que precisa de mais da metade do seu crowdfunding dropsdejogos.uai.com.br/noticias/ind...
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Toada Brava, RPG top-down 2D desenhado à mão, que precisa de mais da metade do seu crowdfunding - Drops de Jogos
Toada Brava é um RPG top-down 2D todo desenhado à mão. Abra caminho lutando pelas Masmorras de Santacrúz e ajude Kako
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Mozilla @mozilla.org · 24/09/2026
While billionaires are cosplaying as astronauts Mozilla Fellows are bold enough to build alternative futures. Watch our for Rudy, Iara and Rose and you make your way through UNGA this week 👀 the future is still ours to build. bit.ly/4d0r6m7
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 27/09/2026
goddamn it
The inevitable "Batman does a typo, corrects it, gets made fun of by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", but about "whenever the rope kits" when it's meant to be "hits"
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 27/09/2026
Someone's skipping rope in the park and, like a sleeper agent, my reaction is singing each note of the Scarlet Skips theme whenever the rope kits the ground. Thanks, @yerkdiff.bsky.social.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 27/09/2026
Vibes, please. Just took my 16-year-old cat to the vet, where he'll stay for the next two days for exams, medicine, and rehydration. Seeing Larinha go last year also made a number on him, he'd only eat proper in our presence ever since. Hold on, lil' buddy. Hope I get to bring you home safe soon.
Kit, an orange tabby, lies down on a vet table and looks around. Certified best boy.
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Dave Rudden @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My five year old has the soul of Orson Welles. We were outside school and he 'put a kiss in my pocket for later.' Extremely touched by this, I gave him two back. He dug out the second one, THEATRICALLY CRUSHED IT IN HIS FIST and said 'one is enough.'
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 23/09/2026
It's gotta be Mission Hill.
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Jim Mission Hill
Alt: An animated scene from the Mission Hill cartoon. Jim jumps off a door and crash-lands on a wooden table. Andy looks at him on the floor.
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AyVee Productions' Tortured Showgirl era @avsclub03.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
INSIDE JOB it deserved so MUCH better and i will never stop singing its praises, btw go watch it now
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Inside Job Brett & Reagan Dance for Bonus!
ALT: Inside Job Brett & Reagan Dance for Bonus!
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 23/09/2026
eu achei que a estampa da camiseta era a camiseta azul com a estampa
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 23/09/2026
não tem como peneirar
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 23/09/2026
Words can't define how mad I got when I saw the news, Juan.
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 23/09/2026
Restricted!
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 23/09/2026
The wildest of rides, right here. It sucks you've been through this, Sarah.
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Deborah Leão 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @deborahleao.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a meta derrubou, mas bora botar o link do youtube pra rodar, pessoal youtu.be/Mj6Il4NWieA?...
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Revelando: Grandes Igrejas, Master Negócios | Ep #2
YouTube video by Calma Urgente
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Patt Rodriguez @pattrodriguez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Galera que fala de favorecimento das redes: esse aqui de fato é um exemplo prático. Provavelmente atenderam a pedidos da lagoinha pra derrubar. E agora cabe a gente criar um efeito streissend em cima disso.
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 23/09/2026
Acho que é a minha série original favorita do DS.
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 22/09/2026
A Gambino deveria ser estudada, na moral
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 22/09/2026
As a Rio de Janeiro native, I remember this spot that was "self-service buffet by day, pizza place by night"—and its rotating menu for pizzas was mostly based on whatever remained from the buffet. Cheese? Sure. Pepperoni? Fine. Beef stroganoff? As long as you followed up with lime mousse pizza.
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 22/09/2026
Ciro virou um cosplayer de quinta categoria do Bolsonaro, e isso não é de hoje.
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 21/09/2026
the GOAT is back
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 21/09/2026
If it's like what Apple does (promoting their own stuff, allow skipping), no biggie. If it isn't, oof.
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 21/09/2026
A instituição "quem dá nome de operação da polícia" deve ser protegida, é uma das poucas coisas que funcionam MUITO bem aqui hahaha
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 21/09/2026
não me lembro, não me lembro
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 21/09/2026
One of us! One of us!
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 21/09/2026
Thanks for the cut, folks! I believe many well-meaning games about Brazilian folklore & culture get an unfair treatment out of certain audiences' apathy / cynicism. But! I also think creators should challenge themselves to think outside of the box! Be subversive on how to present things! :)
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 21/09/2026
Não era assim a letra do Legião Urbana, gente.
Captura de tela de notícia no site G1 diz: "Tráfico internacional. Parece xampu, mas é cocaína: como droga chega camuflada à Europa", ao lado de uma foto de três embalagens de xampu. "Operação secreta rastreia cocaína de Guarulhos até Berlim".


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Operação secreta rastreia cocaína de Guarulhos até Berlim
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 18/09/2026
Who's Alex, anyway? Hi, Katie!
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✨silva joão✨ @silvazuao.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
E VOCE??? QUER UM MILHAO!!????
tirinha de silvazuao em quatro quadrinhos:

no primeiro, um apresentador de talk show conversa com um participante. o apresentador diz: antes de começarmos o jogo, uma pergunta”, e o jogador diz “diz”

no segundo quadrinho, o apresentador pergunta: “seu mário, o senhor quer um milhão de reais?” e seu mário diz “não”.

no terceiro quadrinho, o apresentador assistado diz “n-não?” e seu mário diz “milzinho já tá bom” 

no fim, vemos a logo do programa, uma moeda de um real contra um fundo colorido com os dizeres “show do humildão”
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 17/09/2026
Pena que TV Colosso acabou antes de 2000 - fomos ROUBADOS de ter a paródia GILMAR GIRLS
O fantoche de Gilmar, um cachorro de boné e colete vermelhos, do programa infantil TV Colosso.Foto de divulgação da série Gilmore Girls, que eu não sei o nome das personagens - é uma adolescente e uma mulher
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Everton Rocha @evertonrocha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Olá. Meu nome é Ed Sheeran, sou músico, compositor e ator . Minha turnê ia começar mas meus colegas artistas me abandonaram, preciso de um PIX de 5 mil reais para pagar minha equipe e as viagens.
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 17/09/2026
Akimbo Hearts.
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 16/09/2026
Certamente os corretores citam que a casa é assombrada.
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 16/09/2026
No, I couldn't! 😂
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 16/09/2026
Eu tinha ESQUECIDO de "cruzeiro real", mas provavelmente porque "cruzado novo" roubou essa vaga na minha memória.
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 16/09/2026
Local vs. Global -- in *my* podcast episode? It's more likely than you think. Thanks for having me, @sagarberoshi.bsky.social and @jon.inkle.co!
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Max Frost and the Troopers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Max Frost and the Troopers, the fictional rock band from "Wild In the Streets", known for "Shape of Things to Come".
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 15/09/2026
The way this is going, not even the guy from the Yesterday movie would tour with him. GOOD.
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exuliane @exuliane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
falou com todo respeito já sei que quer mandar tomar no cu
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 15/09/2026
Vale confirmar com a @policiasurpresapol.bsky.social se está proibido ou permitido pirucas (sic)
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Advogada de Robôs @advogadaderobos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
STF seria assim se tivéssemos uma democracia madura
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Jigu (a.k.a. Pedro Giglio) @jigu.com.br · 15/09/2026
I've run this post through the Babel Fish: it said, "fuck this game".
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