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Jason Hammond

@jhammond23.bsky.social
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Manchester born and bred.

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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pure shithousery…….exquisite work!!!
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He loves it 😂
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Big Kobbs with player of the month 💪🏻 Boys gonna be a superstar!
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Definitely a male thing……toughens them up 💪🏻
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😁
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Exactly!
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Get a room you two 😉🤣
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Its the right of passage for apprentices! Boys gotta learn his place 😁
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NEVER!!!! MMWAHAHAHAHHHAHA
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Patrick Star's Fiery Moment
ALT: Patrick Star's Fiery Moment
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ha! Amen! 😂
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Apprentice just rocked up with coffees…..maybe i should stop bullying him 🤔 NAAAH
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah very clever. Was well happy when i heard series 2 is already being filmed. Love the song as well 😂
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good innit.
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Amen!
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anyway…just been sent this 🤣🤣
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nuke Beswick? You wouldn’t tell the difference.
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah don’t worry about it Ralphie i didn’t need to see or breathe today anyway 🙄
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ha! Love it!
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seems legit
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Citys owners right now… ‘I was acting in PSRs best interest’
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nailed it 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All them sold out nights for Oasis next year at the Emptihad……will the ground even exist by the then? 🤭 Imagine the only option was Old Trafford 😂😂😂
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is that for real?
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
List goes on. Captain as well.
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kane with another flop against a big team again?
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hes got me whipped already 🙄
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So this is the new member of the family……meet 115guilty Only kidding this is Ralphie! A wee Merle Dachshund.
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ha!
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Easily forgotten by some tho 🙄
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If only more people had your outlook mate. You’re absolutely right here yes, we have been poor but fuck me take them goals away and we’re sitting pretty REGARDLESS of how bad the football has been!
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One injury prone striker at the club…..but we needed a LB 🙄
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😂😂 oh god yeah that definitely helps.
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
City can’t defend but score plenty. Chelsea can’t defend but score. Arsenal can defend but don’t score enough. United can’t defend and don’t score enough. Think I’d rather score more goals than keep clean sheets….its the whole point of the game isn’t it?
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t blame yer! 😂 Mad how many songs she wrote Others covered. Had no idea. Some voice as well.
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Benny Hill theme 🤣🤣🤣
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Awww mate shes amazing! Pure entertainment.
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bit of Dolly at Glastonbury.
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Toothless shot shy united strike again.
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lads don’t get to excited! VAR, even tho not involved tonight, have disallowed both goals just for the craic 🤷🏻‍♂️ Typical
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ah fair enough. No idea how all that works but thought it was a bit dodgy.
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just heard 60-70 million for little Gab? Fucking snap their hands off!!!!! Can’t be true tho 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Madness innit!
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Iceland usually have deals on but yes, they are a rip off for what they are!
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh god now! I burn water! Tandoori chicken skewers are My Protein.
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tandoori chicken with chips and peri peri mayo 🤌🏻🤤
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And Garnacho to a certain extent
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can see it in his body language. Seen a few training sessions where other players don’t want anything to do with him. Greedy arrogant overhyped player.
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hearing that JJs dad has done this before with other clubs…..what he fails to realise that this time round its national news, you have just made your son a poison chalice! No one will go near him now…well done dickhead 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🙌🏻
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