Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah don’t worry about it Ralphie i didn’t need to see or breathe today anyway 🙄 031
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Citys owners right now… ‘I was acting in PSRs best interest’ 140
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026All them sold out nights for Oasis next year at the Emptihad……will the ground even exist by the then? 🤭 Imagine the only option was Old Trafford 😂😂😂 030
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Kane with another flop against a big team again? 110
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So this is the new member of the family……meet 115guilty Only kidding this is Ralphie! A wee Merle Dachshund. 3110
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026One injury prone striker at the club…..but we needed a LB 🙄 010
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026City can’t defend but score plenty. Chelsea can’t defend but score. Arsenal can defend but don’t score enough. United can’t defend and don’t score enough. Think I’d rather score more goals than keep clean sheets….its the whole point of the game isn’t it? 120
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Lads don’t get to excited! VAR, even tho not involved tonight, have disallowed both goals just for the craic 🤷🏻♂️ Typical 060
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Just heard 60-70 million for little Gab? Fucking snap their hands off!!!!! Can’t be true tho 🤷🏻♂️ 100
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hearing that JJs dad has done this before with other clubs…..what he fails to realise that this time round its national news, you have just made your son a poison chalice! No one will go near him now…well done dickhead 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 040
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026How anyone can blame INEOS for a bratty spoiled teenager wanting to leave is beyond me. Lad was never gonna make it see seen his kind before. 230
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026😂 cheerio JJ! Saw that coming a mile off. To think people were desperate to see him in the first team. Cocky little teenager dying his hair cos he thinks hes better than he is……where have i seen that before 🤔 Said it before…..he will not make it. 👋🏻 060
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026‘Error in judgment’. What are you ‘judging’? I thought the rules and tech were there in black and white to remove ‘judgement’ and human error. Quite interesting they didn’t wait till tomorrow either. Its like they knew the moment they made the decision they fucked up. Look at Olivers face after 🤷🏻♂️ 030
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Now stop me if im being silly but what if..WHAT IF….you could, i dont know, maybe have some sort of technology to help you make these decisions with a set of guide lines also 🤔 Surely that would make it impossible to get something so obvious wrong. Just a thought. 020
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Micheal Oliver tonight opening his little brown envelope that just dropped on his doorstep.static.klipy.comChandler Swims in a Pile of MoneyALT: Chandler Swims in a Pile of Money 030
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026And here it is! Carrick is clueless Carrick should be sacked on Carrick this…….ahh FFS grow fucking up. 8100
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Don’t worry about it lads we’ll get an apology tomorrow morning 👍🏻 cheers ‘Pro ref’. 4-5 minutes for the VAR to read their own rules and STILL get it wrong and then only have 5 mins of extra time even with all the subs? Ok mate. Toothless up front but we need a LB yeah cos we score enough goals 🤦🏻♂️ 251
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026So since the AC Milan game everyone has been demanding we sign a LB and we’re now all ok with Dalot yeah? 🙄 Anyway absolutely delicious seeing that rat get his marching orders!!! 🤌🏻 COME ON UNITED!!!! 140
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Dorgu inexperienced at LB……..THE LAD IS A FUCKING LB!!!! Where the fuck has this narrative come from?!?!? 270
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Probably said it every year but the footage of the twin towers is insane! Truly jaw dropping stuff even 25 years on. 020
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 10/09/2026That tracksuit is vile! Probably £200 as well 🤢 150
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hello my old friend….its been a while.static.klipy.comUEFA Champions League - LiverpoolALT: UEFA Champions League - Liverpool 1100
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Landman Tulsa king Lioness…… Got so many shows to watch but can’t find the time. 010
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 06/09/2026No keeper in the world saves that but defensively we were poor? Christ on a bike! More concerned that we don’t score enough goals 🤷🏻♂️ Anyway back to the CL on Thursday (for some reason)…. *cough TV* then the big one on Sunday with City well rested having 4 days rest compared to our 2 🙄 120
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Just the one striker and a shot shy attack….needed a LB tho didn’t we 🙄 100
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Shaw and Rashford doing well on the left. Shot shy again but hopefully itll come. 020
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Off to buy Halloween decorations in September…..don’t give a shit!!! I fucking love Halloween!!!static.klipy.comDwight Schrute's Halloween Pumpkin HeadALT: Dwight Schrute's Halloween Pumpkin Head 150
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Why do pundits feel the need to wear some of the most shocking trainers! Especially Neville with his horrible tiny pig trotters. Look like something you’d find in the middle isle in Aldi. 020
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 30/08/2026That result should hopefully do us a world of good for next week. Is Bruno the best player in the world? 140
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Martinez and Maguire brilliant. Manioo and Tielemans very tidy. Rashford well done mate. Bruno…..no comment. 5 scored 3 points Same time next week lads 🫡 1100
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 30/08/2026With the amount of misery being spewed on Twitt….sorry Bluesky about United it won’t be long before i fuck this app off. Anyway, fair play to Rashford been very sharp, positive and looks hungry (so far). Come on United! 350
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 27/08/20262 Spanish teams away…..we rarely win over there but not this time round!!!! Fucking bring it on! 080
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Now Tim Curry…..RIP Pennywisestatic.klipy.comPenny Wise ItALT: Penny Wise It 040
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton wrote Jolene in 1973. This is Dolly in 1973 absolutely stunning!!! Which begs the question…….what the f**k did Jolene look like for Dolly to be worried 😳 070
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 23/08/2026So its my birthday today…45 😬 And this is the card me dad got me. Full of words 🙄😂 880
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Family in critical condition after colliding with 5 scumbags in a stolen car driving the wrong way (on purpose) down the M9 in Ireland. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?! Thoughts with the family hopefully they pull through 🙏🏻 All 5 rats dead!…..Never mind hey 🤷🏻♂️ 340
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 17/08/2026You and me both sister!!!!! Turning into twitter this platform.static.klipy.comAudience Clapping and ApplaudingALT: Audience Clapping and Applauding 130
Jason Hammond @jhammond23.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The fucking misery on here! Lads its the last preseason game before the league starts! Just get the minutes in the legs and get home with no injuries. Jesus christ 🙄 270
