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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor

@jguy93.bsky.social
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Game Dev / DM / Writer / Artist with ambitions above his ability; I'm not gonna bother with an NSFW alt, I'll tag stuff accordingly but you have been warned.

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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nothing ever prepares you for the best line of dialogue in this game.
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do we go to the promised land or do we start a backup file, vote now on your phones
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Noire Etiennaux
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Noire Etiennaux
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Noire would literally not have taken down the terminals until she could find a different way to store all the people inside. Turning off those terminals represents the greatest act of murder she could possibly take part in if she were to do it. She'd find another way.
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She is the one tempting people with candy. . . . It's okay for her to indulge if everyone else is doing it anyway. . .
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Are they real?" Yes
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Noire's dream would be to teach necromancy in a class setting. She truly believes her craft is something everyone should no how to do. Realistically though, she is taking great pains to see that her expertise in her job does NOT spread.
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Noire is the absolute defense. If she's doing combat on her terms, she is summoning other things to fight for her, but even if you kill her, she won't stay dead. If your win condition is killing her, you have already lost, but then death isn't the worst thing that can happen to you.
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are only to ways for Noire to outlive you. The first is if you tell her you've lived a full life and are ready to die. She will officiate your passage unto the lifestream herself. She'll see to any of your last will and testaments, the whole nine yards. . . The other way. . .
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KOU! 🐇🌟 @nebulapin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#Minhoposting #NebulART buncha meenos...and his 9th shard (it's just byungie.)
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Haze Arquebus @reapthegirlwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally, bugfuck nowhere
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ANETHUM GRAVEOLENS DESERVES A MODELO AND A GLOCK AND THE LEGAL RIGHT TO SHOOT PEOPLE WHO SPEAK TO HER
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What if I just posted four random reaction images from my growing reaction image folder?
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Noire Etiennaux trying on clothes
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thancred showing Laurent a neat trick he learned about how to see in low light conditions. . . Laurent is a Duskwight
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
reaction image
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Thinking about this video again
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Laurent Fit Check
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cozy milly 🍂 GWF prep @mischiefmilly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️ ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨ twins' growth spurt ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨ ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️ like to charge ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️ ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨ repost to cast ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨ ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨
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Juno @jsketch12.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Aelita from Pokémon Rejuvenation
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Rory aka Mrs. Asina 🧪 ❄️🐦‍⬛ @guttersnipe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Big Walk? More like Big Feels ❤️💛💙💜 Feat. my beloveds @nebulapin.bsky.social @jubblier.bsky.social @jguy93.bsky.social #gutterpose #darkparty
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Noire and Laurent fall somewhere between Wand-Waving and Surgeon. Noire is slightly more wand wavy as her healing has the scary purple particle effects. Laurent is more surgeon as he uses magic to simulate surgical procedures.
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Noire looking at you like this, what do you do?
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Dr. Emily Price @emilyprice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*explaining fire emblem* so it’s like chess but with personified pieces, every eight years one comes out and it’s the greatest story ever told, then halfway through that time period they release another one where the main character is the Colgate man
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Noire Etiennaux?
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think about the relationship between Noire and Nophica a lot. Imagine, if you will, a voluptuous woman, moreso than is typical of those of your region. Imagine that she is, in all aspects, the physical manifestation of the idea of abundance, both in bearing and symbolism. She's a Duskwight. 🧵
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ever since it came out, I have been calling it "Crucible of the Unbusted" and I can't stop.
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Noire Etiennaux?
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shadowbringers story really did go hard. They don't make 'em like this no more.
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Navi @playerphase.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just beat board 3 with no beasts!
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Someone out there loves you. #art #ffxiv
oq: follow up to previous oq. if your oc could choose to bring everyone else back but your oc were instead disappeared from the world forever to the point of total forgottenness would they make that trade? would they think about it?

Panel 1: A picture of a house next to a road and some fencing, all long since dilapidated and reduced to rubble. There is a batch of dirt in front of the tree, which has been cleared of the grass surrounding it.

Panel 2: A skeleton, mostly buried in said dirt. The skull has fangs on it.

Text: In the Western Srhoud, there lay a grave to the mother raised me, who love me, who held me dear as I died.

Panel 3: Xan'a Thum is drawn in simple greys with no details on his face, surrounded by ghostly hands that look like they could be grabbing/touching him, but also just being held in various positions.

Panel 4: The same scene as panel 1, but from a different angle. It is now sunset, and the grass is dyed orange in the dusk as the wind blows flowers and bits into the air. A shimmering light descends down to the ground.

Text: And should all the hands that ever held me forget my shape, I shall return to her arms with all my love instead.
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bone merchant
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It spawned every possible Bird of the Deep Palace on top of me at once. . . This is why we keep backup files. . .
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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チムニー @chimney1022.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🦔
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jinsei @jinsei88ei.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
nightwear #jacinthe #ユカリ
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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boreian 🇨🇦 @boreian.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
accurate depiction of discovering someone has a mutual interest
young ladies dont play fighting games
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Mharwyb @ GWF! @horsetuna.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a lushly rendered trailer cutscene of a beautiful fire emblem woman summoning the anime heavens to her looming assault: the souls of the future, hear my cry! the immediate cut to gameplay after: ⏹️🐴⏹️⏹️ 🐴⏹️🔥🤺 ⏹️🔥🔥🔥 ⏹️⏹️💃⏹️
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Noire will struggle to find a use for 4,855 gallons of Premium gasoline
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jupiter @tofireandsword.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Tales of Arcturus 👓 @ottolinearcturus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How does this even happen???
FINAL FANTASY XIV Hotfixes (Sep. 8, 2026)

The following issue was addressed: In beastmaster, if the player's character leaves the area due to a connection loss at the moment the pet uses a weapon skill that restores its master's HP, the server may crash.
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And then went the son. . .
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💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i think when people make OCs you always gotta have a part of their design that's like "it's like that because i'm a pervert" it's very important
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm gonna try my hand at #FFXIVWrite2026 Come get your Purplw Woman Lore! This will be a thread 🧵
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The fun thing about all of my #FFXIVWrite2026 entries is that they all contain lore for Noire Etiennaux, but her name has only appeared once. I will wax about all of the incidental side characters soon enough.
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Day #3: Echelon
docs.google.com
#3: ECHELON
ECHELON "What's for sale today?" The Gelmorran Markets used to be a lively place, insofar as it was able. Some thirty or so years ago, you could find just about anything you wanted. O...
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J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Noire's killing technique is L'appel du Vide where she talks to you in an enchanted soothing voice that just makes your body weaker and weaker until your body can't sustain its own processes anymore. She rocks you to sleep like a baby, singing you a lullaby and then you just don't wake up.
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