J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nothing ever prepares you for the best line of dialogue in this game. 030
J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Do we go to the promised land or do we start a backup file, vote now on your phones 040
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman DispensorBearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026You catch that big video essay last night? 333123988
J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Noire would literally not have taken down the terminals until she could find a different way to store all the people inside. Turning off those terminals represents the greatest act of murder she could possibly take part in if she were to do it. She'd find another way. 140
J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026She is the one tempting people with candy. . . . It's okay for her to indulge if everyone else is doing it anyway. . . 050
J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Noire's dream would be to teach necromancy in a class setting. She truly believes her craft is something everyone should no how to do. Realistically though, she is taking great pains to see that her expertise in her job does NOT spread. 040
J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Noire is the absolute defense. If she's doing combat on her terms, she is summoning other things to fight for her, but even if you kill her, she won't stay dead. If your win condition is killing her, you have already lost, but then death isn't the worst thing that can happen to you. 140
J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There are only to ways for Noire to outlive you. The first is if you tell her you've lived a full life and are ready to die. She will officiate your passage unto the lifestream herself. She'll see to any of your last will and testaments, the whole nine yards. . . The other way. . . 140
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman DispensorKOU! 🐇🌟 @nebulapin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026#Minhoposting #NebulART buncha meenos...and his 9th shard (it's just byungie.) 0144
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman DispensorHaze Arquebus @reapthegirlwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026finally, bugfuck nowhere 42565718
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman DispensorOH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ANETHUM GRAVEOLENS DESERVES A MODELO AND A GLOCK AND THE LEGAL RIGHT TO SHOOT PEOPLE WHO SPEAK TO HER 192
J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What if I just posted four random reaction images from my growing reaction image folder? 050
J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Thancred showing Laurent a neat trick he learned about how to see in low light conditions. . . Laurent is a Duskwight 040
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman DispensorMorgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Thinking about this video again 6706267
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensorcozy milly 🍂 GWF prep @mischiefmilly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️ ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨ twins' growth spurt ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨ ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️ like to charge ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️ ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨ repost to cast ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨ ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨ 2266102
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman DispensorJuno @jsketch12.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Aelita from Pokémon Rejuvenation 141565387
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman DispensorRory aka Mrs. Asina 🧪 ❄️🐦⬛ @guttersnipe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Big Walk? More like Big Feels ❤️💛💙💜 Feat. my beloveds @nebulapin.bsky.social @jubblier.bsky.social @jguy93.bsky.social #gutterpose #darkparty 02913
J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Noire and Laurent fall somewhere between Wand-Waving and Surgeon. Noire is slightly more wand wavy as her healing has the scary purple particle effects. Laurent is more surgeon as he uses magic to simulate surgical procedures. 060
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman DispensorJ-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Noire looking at you like this, what do you do? 481
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman DispensorDr. Emily Price @emilyprice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026*explaining fire emblem* so it’s like chess but with personified pieces, every eight years one comes out and it’s the greatest story ever told, then halfway through that time period they release another one where the main character is the Colgate man 520540
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman DispensorJ-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Noire Etiennaux? 391
J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think about the relationship between Noire and Nophica a lot. Imagine, if you will, a voluptuous woman, moreso than is typical of those of your region. Imagine that she is, in all aspects, the physical manifestation of the idea of abundance, both in bearing and symbolism. She's a Duskwight. 🧵 160
J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ever since it came out, I have been calling it "Crucible of the Unbusted" and I can't stop. 050
J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Shadowbringers story really did go hard. They don't make 'em like this no more. 060
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman DispensorNavi @playerphase.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Just beat board 3 with no beasts! 252
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman DispensorOH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Someone out there loves you. #art #ffxiv 913065
J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It spawned every possible Bird of the Deep Palace on top of me at once. . . This is why we keep backup files. . . 131
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman DispensorCeles🏳️⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026 1456331964
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensorjinsei @jinsei88ei.bsky.social · 12/09/2026nightwear #jacinthe #ユカリ 836781247
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman DispensorShane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025 2472968814675
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensorboreian 🇨🇦 @boreian.bsky.social · 07/07/2026accurate depiction of discovering someone has a mutual interest 51157391
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman DispensorMharwyb @ GWF! @horsetuna.bsky.social · 10/09/2026a lushly rendered trailer cutscene of a beautiful fire emblem woman summoning the anime heavens to her looming assault: the souls of the future, hear my cry! the immediate cut to gameplay after: ⏹️🐴⏹️⏹️ 🐴⏹️🔥🤺 ⏹️🔥🔥🔥 ⏹️⏹️💃⏹️ 212631
J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Noire will struggle to find a use for 4,855 gallons of Premium gasoline 160
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman DispensorTales of Arcturus 👓 @ottolinearcturus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026How does this even happen??? 75115
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 07/07/2026i think when people make OCs you always gotta have a part of their design that's like "it's like that because i'm a pervert" it's very important 742931797
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman DispensorJ-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm gonna try my hand at #FFXIVWrite2026 Come get your Purplw Woman Lore! This will be a thread 🧵 181
J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The fun thing about all of my #FFXIVWrite2026 entries is that they all contain lore for Noire Etiennaux, but her name has only appeared once. I will wax about all of the incidental side characters soon enough. 040
Reposted by J-Guy: Purple Woman DispensorJ-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Day #3: Echelondocs.google.com#3: ECHELONECHELON "What's for sale today?" The Gelmorran Markets used to be a lively place, insofar as it was able. Some thirty or so years ago, you could find just about anything you wanted. O... 111
J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor @jguy93.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Noire's killing technique is L'appel du Vide where she talks to you in an enchanted soothing voice that just makes your body weaker and weaker until your body can't sustain its own processes anymore. She rocks you to sleep like a baby, singing you a lullaby and then you just don't wake up. 090