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Josh Green

@jgreenmke.bsky.social
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📍Milwaukee 🌴 @survivornowpodcast.bsky.social Podcaster Mainly here for #Survivor and I will make being a Final 2 advocate my whole personality

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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#Survivor should have the upper hand on BB by a longshot but their endgame is so embarrassing compared to BB. In the last few seasons alone, we’ve had: -Drew choosing wrong at F4 to get cut at F3 by his dad -MJ and Monte having the win sealed but choosing wrong -Ashley beating the comp beast Morgan
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shoutout to Jerri in HvV. “You know what they say about assuming…” #BB28 #Survivor
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Shannon Guss @shannongaitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn that coin flip is never going anywhere 😂 #BB28 #Survivor
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survivor out of context @survivor00c.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the rest of the tribe to eric #survivor51
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I always love when people spit facts about how bad F4 firemaking is. #Survivor
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I remain stressed as usual about the pace/format with 19 people still in the game on Day 6 but I do really, really appreciate that everyone but Lewis has been to TC already. I can’t believe the things I used to take for granted 😭 #Survivor
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was ready to be so pissed that he’s allowed to do that now #Survivor
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Kristina @stinaknits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is pretend democracy. As if anyone is going to be honest when the vote has to be unanimous and in front of production. An illusions of agency is not agency. #Survivor51
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My heroes
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Brian Scally @brianscally.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Who wants to get rid of final four firemaking?” #Survivor
Jeff Probst holding a gun
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Kirsten MacI- 🧸 @kirstensaidwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
15 of these bitches want fire making. I hate them so bad
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Brian Scally @brianscally.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“It matters what 75% of our players we’re asking under duress think and fuck what the fans who watch our show want!!” #Survivor
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is absolutely no gaslighter like Jeff Probst. #Survivor
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Chappell (Like The Show) @chappellskickback.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
KRISTIN WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER AS EXPECTED #Survivor51
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Kirsten MacI- 🧸 @kirstensaidwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shut up Jeff probst
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Gia Worthy ❤️🖤💚 @classicallygia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kristin and co made the correct choice btw 😌 #Survivor
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Sammi Giancola: Whatever Girl Bye Eye Roll
ALT: Sammi Giancola: Whatever Girl Bye Eye Roll
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All of these mfs who aren’t voting to get rid of F4 firemaking are fake fans. #Survivor
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As if the fact that he works for the Yankees isn’t bad enough. Immediate no. #Survivor
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Listening to the #BB28 roundtable podcast and I know I’m a broken record here but the votes at F4 and F3 are SO important and interesting and multi-layered it still kills me that #Survivor got rid of them. It’s so SPINELESS and TEPID of an endgame format I can’t believe anyone supports it.
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Literally cannot believe all three of them are in the same room 23 years later. Put them all on a podcast together!!
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ok I get that people have their feelings about Mallory but I, for one, love her theatrics. Homegirl puts it all out there #BB28
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don’t threaten us with a good time, Jeff!
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Watching the #Survivor cast drop and was not expecting a Scout Cloud Lee mention in 2026!
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Never did I ever think I’d see the day that RHAP came to my city!
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I was not on team Rachel at all during BB13 (she grew on me in the years since) but I gained so so much respect for her in BB27. So many former winners and legends would never play again bc they’re too busy, scared, and/or uninterested but she came back solo and crushed it! She’s one of a kind
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m not even that much of a BB guy but that HoH that she was dominating but then Christmas won by default still haunts me.
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I was one of her 10s I think. Nobody will ever top her double eviction HoH ever.
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I will never forget the moment when she was criticizing Janelle’s breast implants which were for superficial and vain reasons, unlike her own which were “for cosmetic reasons” or something like that lol. She was a riot #BBSky
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The objective was drafting the most impressive group of #Survivor winners and I think there’s a clear answer here
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
As much as I can get tired of new era discourse, I could do stuff like this all day every day. Check it out! #Survivor
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I have only actually watched a few seasons of BB but I will be locked in for this nonetheless!
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I really don’t think Boston Rob belongs in the conversation for the greatest #Survivor player of all time. I get why people put him on the Mount Rushmore because he’s one of the most important figures in the show, but he’s not close to being in the conversation with Sandra/Parv/Tony for best players
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Made coffee in a French press this morning #Survivor
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It’s just complete and utter brainrot. Like I get things like 26 days bc of the pandemic and budget stuff blah blah blah but this is so wildly unnecessary 😭 #Survivor
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Was there a single juror who went into FTC with their vote still up in the air? I feel like this is the most open and shut case for each juror in a while. #Survivor #Survivor50
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The people who voted to keep fire #Survivor
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survivor out of context @survivor00c.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
#survivor50
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Madison @maddelusional.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
#survivor50
a man in a tan suit with the words “Jeff Probst” on him pointing a gun and shooting a man in a chair with the words “survivor live finale” on him. the image below shows the man in the tan suit with the words “why should the fans do this”.
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This is truly best case scenario
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This is the best moment of the season. Jeff deserves this moment MORE THAN ANYTHING #Survivor
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This show is so embarrassing. Almost 10 years of this absolute garbage F4 format and they create the show/narrative for the sort of fans that prefer that. Every single season this segment is so lame and uninteresting. I can’t believe they decide NOW it’s unfair to get voted out #Survivor50
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[insert clever bluesky display name later] @tvinthewoods.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I know she kind of derped her way to the endgame this season but good for Aubry riding some absolute dummies to the end LIKE OXEN #survivor
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survivor out of context @survivor00c.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
#survivor50 if only he threw up for 5 more seconds.
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Kirsten MacI- 🧸 @kirstensaidwhat.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Joe Jonathan and Rizo having to turn on each other at 4 would have been so much more compelling!!!!! Booooo firemaking booooo #survivor50
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Brian Scally @brianscally.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The 60% of you who voted for fire are losers #Survivor
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
T-5ish hours until we see that the fans (probably) voted to keep Final 4 firemaking and that’ll just be the pickle next to the crap sandwich that the whole “In The Hands of the Fans” has been. #Survivor #Survivor50
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’m so glad I never caved to everyone who decided they like Rizo. Saying he out-Cirie’d Cirie is R*ss*ll H*ntz levels of self-congratulatory delusional garbage. #Survivor
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I have never had less confidence in the critical thinking skills of the fanbase 😭😭😭 #Survivor #Survivor50
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Obligatory post talking about how awful the Final 3 format is because it incentivizes keeping dead weight like Jonathan Joe and Rizo around and it clogs up the endgame. F2 is the more dynamic and interesting route every single time. The F3 makes room for short-sighted nonsense like tonight #Survivor
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Josh Green @jgreenmke.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It’s seriously Tiffany or bust in the finale and I don’t feel good about her chances at all. What a thoroughly lame season. #Survivor50
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