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JGhoulFromNPumpkin

@jgfromnp.bsky.social
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I'm JG. I'm from NP. In Chicago. On a bike. He/Him/His.

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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 27m
I can just train a model to love me better than a human ever could.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 1h
Guess how you make sure I'm not using CarPlay.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 2h
“CarPlay Not Available. To use CarPlay, enable Siri in the Settings app on your iPhone.” No.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 2h
The reason people don’t like AI is that its entire premise is taking away actual life so you can work more.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 2h
I think this is the first time I’ve heard Forest Park referred to as a city.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 2h
Kick em over. Fuck em.
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Pint peddler @pintpeddler.bsky.social · 2h
Still looking for some cargo bike help! Let me know if your free!
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Badfroot Frootfrens on a bike with ice cream cart
ALT: Badfroot Frootfrens on a bike with ice cream cart
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 2h
I’ll take the tickets, so you can watch. You’re welcome.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 3h
He muffin on my man until I Drury his lane. Is this anything?
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 4h
Men were a mistake.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 4h
There’s no preventing this kind of thing with children either. All you can do is get even.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 4h
One of us!
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 12h
Pasta diving Jeter!
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 13h
I heard them talking. They said it's so late just to spite you. It was pretty rude.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 14h
Hell yeah
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 14h
How are they getting the drugs, Tom? goose dot meme
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 15h
I had one from Asadero earlier that restored my faith in humanity for a few minutes.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 16h
Grab me a bottle! It's $60 at Binny's!
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 16h
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The Simpsons: Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead
Alt: The Simpsons: Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 17h
SOMEONE MAKE CONTACT
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 17h
I did my part. You can too.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 17h
TURN OFF THE TV
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 18h
@clown.football mode spotted. Pencil me in!
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 18h
No invite ass
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urbanist lincoln park trixie @urbanistbarbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At the city council meeting about the Amtrak facility. John Daley spoke opposed
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 22h
Hell yeah
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 22h
Hell yeah
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She's mad that bikes aren't using bike lanes where there aren't any, and then that the ones that are built aren't clogged with bikes? It might be funny if she weren't posting this while driving.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Following this, hoping for an explanation that makes sense.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I agree that it shouldn't be weighted so heavily. And I also think that the grade inflation on the North side is out of control, so there needs to be something that tells all these Lakeview fail parents that Caden tests like he was huffing a tail pipe before school and shouldn't be at Jones.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can't wait for everyone to get mad at me, but that it is moving to a more standards-aligned, universal test taken by all 8th graders in the middle of a school day that can also be used for instructional support in high school is good actually. The system is dogshit, but this is actually a huge win.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They don’t say that.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hell yeah
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh no. Where was this?
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We need it.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Going Ozzie on this one.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Answer the question, sir.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is it time to switch to the light up pedals?
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To make me jealous? I knew it.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These ebikes are out of control.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What bone is the heart bone connected to, Andy?
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jealous!
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Running is good for your heart and pretty terrible for your body. Don’t at me.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The real reason I'm not on the roster.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gonna be fun when they pull that ad because they start letting you bet on wars.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We had to endure Tony LaRussa, twice. We earned this Venable.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's the same computer that can't do math. So I'm not sure what it's good for, really.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We need this Venable.
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Will I be blown...away?
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell yeah
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