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Crusty Gobblestien

@jfullgreen.bsky.social
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Vacuum with a sparse dusting of probability waves. Ex-librarian park ranger. 🎶Yes fan🎶

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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@mchshe.bsky.social Thank you so much for narrating the Lyra books! I just finished the Secret Commonwealth trilogy and I've never been so immersed and transported by a storyteller before. Every character was perfect- even the Griffin Queen😉
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
As one of the 343.6 million Americans Dr. Fauci considers "his patients," I say hell yeah!! #ThankYouDrFauci Illegitimi non carborundum!!
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IAS-USA @iasusa-official.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Thank you, Dr Anthony Fauci, for a lifetime of service to science, public health, and the HIV community. Your leadership, integrity, and commitment to evidence-based medicine have saved countless lives. IAS–USA proudly stands with you. #ThankYouDrFauci www.iasusa.org/2026/08/07/t...
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Thank You, Dr Fauci. We Proudly Stand With You.
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Fauci 's diary is an interesting read! If Rand Paul thought this was going to harm an 80-something-year-old basically decent person, I don't think he actually read much of it. I find it hard to believe that lil Anthony was ever a champion for his school spelling bee, though. (From auto-bio On Call)
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I can't express how full my nerdy little heart is that my teenager shared this with her friends, astonished that they didn't grow up listening to "the apple pie song" 😂
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Carl Sagan - 'A Glorious Dawn' ft Stephen Hawking (Symphony of Science)
YouTube video by melodysheep
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
You mean humans are like every other form of life on this planet?
static.klipy.com
Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving) in The Matrix
Alt: Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving) in The Matrix expresses surprise?
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The musical did stray from the book, but it was great! Linda Eder is an absolutely hair-raising belter 👍🏼
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
@dissonancepod.bsky.social Can confirm: growing up in Houston makes you feel like a roach living in the bottom of a dirty frat house bathtub. It's flat, humid, smells like a$$, and it's a miracle if you can get out before the next flood.
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Some clown on Nextdoor posted a bunch of drivel about how "Raskin only cares about being anti-Trump" got his a$$ very politely and eloquently handed to him by @raskin.house.gov 's constituents 🙌🏼
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kelly jensen @heykellyjensen.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF WAKING UP EVERY DAY TO A FASCIST DICTATOR THREATENING DEATH AND DESTRUCTION AND PRETENDING THAT DOING ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE DURING THE DAY MATTERS.
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
There must be a way to stop this lunatic before more people die. What can we do? What can YOU DO??
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Everyone's job today
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Ok, #medsky . Tell me how a single human being can contain enough 💩 to *FILL* TWO toilets to the literal brim?! Moreover, how do they hold it in long enough to hike into a state park bathroom and deposit their massive haul?? I just cleaned up the evidence that it is, indeed, possible, but HOW???
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Ooh, I'd never heard her. Listening to Beloved one... I hear what you mean. This is giving proggy vibes... Yum!
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Happy Rhodes did a fantastic cover of Soon. Her voice sounds invokes Steve's pedal steel- it's uncanny
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Happy Rhodes live - "Soon" (Yes cover)
YouTube video by xenussister
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Relayer also has To Be Over and Soon, two of my favorite Yes melodies 🫠
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Aww, I was hoping it was pregnant Harry Styles
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Borg Queen demands that the assimilated "protect our culture!"
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
One more goose-step toward autocracy. The execution of Project 2025 proceeds, full speed ahead. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Regarding Trump administration's push to hire ideologues: "An immigration services officer position titled "homeland defender" urges applicants to be ready to "protect your homeland and defend your culture.”
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Walter Olson @walterolson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I will miss Kristi Noem's inimitable constitutional insights, as when, asked by Sen. Maggie Hassan, D-N.H. at a Senate hearing to define "habeas corpus," she replied, "Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country."
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Imagine Sisyphus happy
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Happiness is literally an inside job
YouTube video by 🪬 Peace Connoisseur 🧿
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Lewandowski sadly hits "cancel" on that sexy cowboy outfit order
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I'm actually a little worried a about this Shield thing. Sounds like another bald-eagle-branded grift/murder machine.
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
As a tween, I got to sit in the airboss's chair on the USS Abraham Lincoln while planes were being catapulted into the air.
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I cannot imagine Neil Young dancing at a party.
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
One leech down...
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
<YourSon>Bot is waiting! Subscribe now for $1/week! Offer ends tomorrow.
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The world would have to be so different for Cog Dis to be more popular than Rogan... Take me to THAT timeline! @dissonancepod.bsky.social
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Cognitive Dissonance
Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way. We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence to any topic that makes the news, makes it big, or makes us mad. It’s skeptical, it’s politic...
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Thoughts & prayers to the EPA :(
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Neal Stephenson already set up the next step: VEIL tech (see Fall, Or Dodge In Hell)
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This made my day! I get why AI thinks the similarities are, but you can't get much further apart in vibes 😄
Cover of Gentle Giant "Octopus" album. YouTube algorithm suggests that A Cry For Everyone by Gentle Giant sounds like Couldn't Get It Right by Climax Blues Band
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
No sé, pero voy al bosque a ver la naturaleza hermosa, no pañales sucios y botellas rotas.
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a cartoon of a man wearing a helmet with the words guacala written on it
Alt: ¡Guácala! Don't be trashy!
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This is one of my many worries. Xennials remember W winning almost entirely on the "don't change horses" metaphor and rally 'round the flag effect. He may not even need to cheat b/c Americans have the memory of goldfish.
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
People have already made the smart responses, so I'll say what first occured to me: How the f*ck did Hegseth get into Princeton and Harvard?! I know at least 4 people who are easily twice as smart and capable as he is who got wait-listed for those schools. Is he a nepo-baby?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Rapids were beautiful this morning at McKeldin! #pvsp
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I love how creepy sweetgums look in the winter!
Sweetgum tree with corky wings on the twigs
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Clearly these scientists enjoyed doing a writeup on the gastric emptying of competitive eaters: "When the speed eater lifted his shirt afterward, his previously flat abdomen protruded enough to create the distinct impression of a developing intrauterine pregnancy."
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Competitive Speed Eating: Truth and Consequences | AJR
OBJECTIVE. The purpose of our investigation was to assess the stomachs of a world-class speed-eating champion and of a control subject during a speed-eating test in our gastrointestinal fluoroscopy su...
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
What has this winter been like as a park ranger? Well...
The hobbits are freezing to death so Boromir and Aragorn plow a retreat through the snow, "...breast-high, and often Boromir seemed to be swimming or burrowing with his great arms rather than walking."
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 25/02/2026
shit he's in the files huh
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I just heard this track for the first time two days ago and am blown away by that turn 3 minutes in🤯🔥 The YouTube Music algorithm sometimes serves up pure gold!
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Saving my shekels to see these guys for damn sure!🔥 #jonanderson #bandgeeks #prog #livemusic
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Jon Anderson & The Band Geeks Deluxe Edition of True - RAMzine
Record Store Day 2026, this coming 18th April, will see a deluxe edition of True by Jon Anderson & The Band Geeks hitting the shelves.
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Got to admit, the bad guys had the best drip
Caiaphas and Annas in black leather with jeweled breastplates. Photo from Jesus Christ Superstar the original motion picture
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
'Tis the season for #JCS! I'll always love to hear Ted Neeley and Carl Anderson wail, Yvonne Ellison croon, and Bob Bingham 🌩️rumble🌩️
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Jesus Christ Superstar (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) - Album by Various Artists
Listen to Jesus Christ Superstar (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) by Various Artists on YouTube Music - a dedicated music app with official songs, music videos, remixes, covers, and more.
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Today I was reminded why stink bugs are called that. <yartz!>
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Stink Bug | The Smelliest Insect On Earth
YouTube video by Nature Lens
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Jazz Emu @thejazzemu.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
New music video out on YOUTUBE! Pre-save my forthcoming album here: snd.click/qda8
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I just tried a Zyn for the first time and, kids... I was NOT prepared. Might barf for the first time in 18 years.
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a man in a cowboy hat is saying i 'd like to get off now
Alt: A man in a cowboy hat is saying, "I'd like to get off now. I'm not having any fun." Like a toddler on a teacup ride.
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Did Bowie wish Kanye into being? 🙃 Wish my brain had an unsee button.
Ziggy Stardust album cover despicts Ziggy posing heroically under a sign that says "K. West"
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
TIL that someone lived to a successful adulthood with the name PUDGE HEFFELFINGER. Thank you, #CitationNeeded
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This song hits me pretty hard these days. "The natural resources are dwindling and no one grows old And those with no homes to go to, please dig yourself holes" Served over a tear-jerker of a melody. Ian, dude. I'm on the mat. You can stop punching. #jethrotull #vibes
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Wond'ring Aloud, Again (Full Morgan Version) (Steven Wilson Stereo Remix)
YouTube video by Jethro Tull - Topic
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