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Crusty Gobblestien

@jfullgreen.bsky.social
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Vacuum with a sparse dusting of probability waves. Ex-librarian park ranger. 🎶Yes fan🎶

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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@mchshe.bsky.social Thank you so much for narrating the Lyra books! I just finished the Secret Commonwealth trilogy and I've never been so immersed and transported by a storyteller before. Every character was perfect- even the Griffin Queen😉
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IAS-USA @iasusa-official.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Thank you, Dr Anthony Fauci, for a lifetime of service to science, public health, and the HIV community. Your leadership, integrity, and commitment to evidence-based medicine have saved countless lives. IAS–USA proudly stands with you. #ThankYouDrFauci www.iasusa.org/2026/08/07/t...
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Thank You, Dr Fauci. We Proudly Stand With You.
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Fauci 's diary is an interesting read! If Rand Paul thought this was going to harm an 80-something-year-old basically decent person, I don't think he actually read much of it. I find it hard to believe that lil Anthony was ever a champion for his school spelling bee, though. (From auto-bio On Call)
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I can't express how full my nerdy little heart is that my teenager shared this with her friends, astonished that they didn't grow up listening to "the apple pie song" 😂
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Carl Sagan - 'A Glorious Dawn' ft Stephen Hawking (Symphony of Science)
YouTube video by melodysheep
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
@dissonancepod.bsky.social Can confirm: growing up in Houston makes you feel like a roach living in the bottom of a dirty frat house bathtub. It's flat, humid, smells like a$$, and it's a miracle if you can get out before the next flood.
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Some clown on Nextdoor posted a bunch of drivel about how "Raskin only cares about being anti-Trump" got his a$$ very politely and eloquently handed to him by @raskin.house.gov 's constituents 🙌🏼
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kelly jensen @heykellyjensen.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF WAKING UP EVERY DAY TO A FASCIST DICTATOR THREATENING DEATH AND DESTRUCTION AND PRETENDING THAT DOING ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE DURING THE DAY MATTERS.
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Everyone's job today
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Ok, #medsky . Tell me how a single human being can contain enough 💩 to *FILL* TWO toilets to the literal brim?! Moreover, how do they hold it in long enough to hike into a state park bathroom and deposit their massive haul?? I just cleaned up the evidence that it is, indeed, possible, but HOW???
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
One more goose-step toward autocracy. The execution of Project 2025 proceeds, full speed ahead. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Regarding Trump administration's push to hire ideologues: "An immigration services officer position titled "homeland defender" urges applicants to be ready to "protect your homeland and defend your culture.”
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Walter Olson @walterolson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I will miss Kristi Noem's inimitable constitutional insights, as when, asked by Sen. Maggie Hassan, D-N.H. at a Senate hearing to define "habeas corpus," she replied, "Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country."
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Imagine Sisyphus happy
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Happiness is literally an inside job
YouTube video by 🪬 Peace Connoisseur 🧿
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The world would have to be so different for Cog Dis to be more popular than Rogan... Take me to THAT timeline! @dissonancepod.bsky.social
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Cognitive Dissonance
Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way. We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence to any topic that makes the news, makes it big, or makes us mad. It’s skeptical, it’s politic...
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Thoughts & prayers to the EPA :(
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This made my day! I get why AI thinks the similarities are, but you can't get much further apart in vibes 😄
Cover of Gentle Giant "Octopus" album. YouTube algorithm suggests that A Cry For Everyone by Gentle Giant sounds like Couldn't Get It Right by Climax Blues Band
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
No sé, pero voy al bosque a ver la naturaleza hermosa, no pañales sucios y botellas rotas.
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a cartoon of a man wearing a helmet with the words guacala written on it
Alt: ¡Guácala! Don't be trashy!
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Rapids were beautiful this morning at McKeldin! #pvsp
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I love how creepy sweetgums look in the winter!
Sweetgum tree with corky wings on the twigs
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Clearly these scientists enjoyed doing a writeup on the gastric emptying of competitive eaters: "When the speed eater lifted his shirt afterward, his previously flat abdomen protruded enough to create the distinct impression of a developing intrauterine pregnancy."
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Competitive Speed Eating: Truth and Consequences | AJR
OBJECTIVE. The purpose of our investigation was to assess the stomachs of a world-class speed-eating champion and of a control subject during a speed-eating test in our gastrointestinal fluoroscopy su...
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
What has this winter been like as a park ranger? Well...
The hobbits are freezing to death so Boromir and Aragorn plow a retreat through the snow, "...breast-high, and often Boromir seemed to be swimming or burrowing with his great arms rather than walking."
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 25/02/2026
shit he's in the files huh
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Saving my shekels to see these guys for damn sure!🔥 #jonanderson #bandgeeks #prog #livemusic
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Jon Anderson & The Band Geeks Deluxe Edition of True - RAMzine
Record Store Day 2026, this coming 18th April, will see a deluxe edition of True by Jon Anderson & The Band Geeks hitting the shelves.
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
'Tis the season for #JCS! I'll always love to hear Ted Neeley and Carl Anderson wail, Yvonne Ellison croon, and Bob Bingham 🌩️rumble🌩️
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Jesus Christ Superstar (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) - Album by Various Artists
Listen to Jesus Christ Superstar (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) by Various Artists on YouTube Music - a dedicated music app with official songs, music videos, remixes, covers, and more.
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Today I was reminded why stink bugs are called that. <yartz!>
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Stink Bug | The Smelliest Insect On Earth
YouTube video by Nature Lens
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Jazz Emu @thejazzemu.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
New music video out on YOUTUBE! Pre-save my forthcoming album here: snd.click/qda8
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I just tried a Zyn for the first time and, kids... I was NOT prepared. Might barf for the first time in 18 years.
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a man in a cowboy hat is saying i 'd like to get off now
Alt: A man in a cowboy hat is saying, "I'd like to get off now. I'm not having any fun." Like a toddler on a teacup ride.
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Did Bowie wish Kanye into being? 🙃 Wish my brain had an unsee button.
Ziggy Stardust album cover despicts Ziggy posing heroically under a sign that says "K. West"
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
TIL that someone lived to a successful adulthood with the name PUDGE HEFFELFINGER. Thank you, #CitationNeeded
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This song hits me pretty hard these days. "The natural resources are dwindling and no one grows old And those with no homes to go to, please dig yourself holes" Served over a tear-jerker of a melody. Ian, dude. I'm on the mat. You can stop punching. #jethrotull #vibes
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Wond'ring Aloud, Again (Full Morgan Version) (Steven Wilson Stereo Remix)
YouTube video by Jethro Tull - Topic
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Bumpin' that youtu.be/OJ70W7XUCSU?...
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Daryl Hall & Robert Fripp - The Farther Away I Am
YouTube video by Daryl Hall
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Anybody else immediately think of Carl Anderson descending from on high in spangly white fringe in Jesus Christ Superstar when Tramell Tillman emerged from the forest in Woe's Hollow (S2E04)? I ❤️ #Severance @benstiller.redhour.com
Tramell Tillman as the formidable Seth Milchick in Severance. Mr. Tillman is dressed in pristine white outdoor winter attire.Magnificent Carl Anderson as Judas Iscariot  in Jesus Christ Superstar the Motion Picture. Mr. Anderson shimmers in a white- fringed skin-tight chest-baring bell-bottomed jumpsuit with giant rhinestone belt. His singing was even more impressive than the costume.
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Yes, when I wake up in the morning with completely dead arms, I DO whip them around like a cross between a washing machine agitator and windsock man.
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a man is standing in the woods with his arms outstretched and a backpack on his back .
Alt: Ace Ventura doing an approximation of the dead-arms-in-the-morning flail
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Found out yesterday that the reason my arms have been going numb is because my neck bones are growing little vampire fangs that bite into the nerve roots. I did not sign up for this version of #Severance
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Jethro Tull is a mindf*ck of a band. Gritty lyrics, (adorably) odd frontman, but GORGEOUS melodies and jaw-dropping musicianship. Or is that just the definition of #prog rock?
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Jethro Tull - Weathercock (Live At Lugano Estival Jazz Festival 2005)
YouTube video by Jethro Tull
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I got my dream job at a gorgeous state park, my co-workers are Disney-cartoon-cute nature-whispering good guys, BUT it's only a ten-month contract that pays in sunsets and rainbows🤷🏼 Still feels like a win to me! #parks #career #meaning
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman and says deluded bless
Alt: David Tennant in a suit and tie is talking to a woman and concludes, "Deluded. Bless!"
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
you’ve definitely heard of elf on the shelf but are you ready for
Worf (Star Trek) on a Dwarf (Gimli from Lord of the Rings).
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Official Account of Puzzle in a Thunderstorm @piatpod.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Although Vulgarity For Charity 2025 ends today, we’l leave the donate button and form up for a few more days “to catch the stragglers”. Just follow this link: www.recoveringfromreligion.org/vulgarity-fo...
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Vulgarity for Charity 2025 — Recovering from Religion
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Hegseth is a dude-bro sporting some questionable tattoos, a creation of television who’s acting as if he won "The Apprentice: The Nuclear-Weapons Season." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
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Senator Mark Kelly Is in the Wrong Job
He should be secretary of defense.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 26/11/2025
old church cookbooks are absolutely incredible content. we should bring them back. don’t even need the church part, just get a hundred of your loosest acquaintances and make a cookbook
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I 💗Tedeschi Trucks Band!!! The Cindy Lauper solo made me cackle and feel nostalgic for the 80s. What a weird voice!
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Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame, With a Little Help From My Friends
YouTube video by Doddy369
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Every business needs a 13-year-old boy on staff to vet pictures and copy. <smdh>
Man wearing yellow hard hat with orange knit tube stretched from edge of hat over man's ears rendering him... penile? Phallicular? Peenish?
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Aw, this gave me the warm fuzziest! My dad used put on a Royal Scots pipe and drum album and turn that thing up to eleven to get me out of bed on the weekends ☺️
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Bagpipers in Melbourne set world record with AC/DC performance
YouTube video by No Comment TV
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I have never "girl, same"d anything so hard
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From the ADHD community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the ADHD community
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
There is nothing funnier to me than place names. Bird names are a close second. But there's a place in Britain called "Raspberry Topping." And another called "Gortahork." I mean, that one *sounds* like a chortle!
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 08/01/2025
This is my best alt text performance
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Embrace the Void @etvpod.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
FIFA has the chance to do the funniest thing. Just give it to Obama.
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
This was a really interesting interview. It's shocking to hear reckless statements like "I don't believe autism is genetic." I hope he meant to say it's not *all/only* genetic. There's a reason that the FDA had a Comms staff: to try to prevent easily-misconstrued and confusing public comments.
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FDA commissioner questions genetic link to autism in Scripps News interview
YouTube video by Scripps News
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The Transmetropolitan Review (Unofficial) 🏴 @transmetropolitanr.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
lol
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Crusty Gobblestien @jfullgreen.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Ever feel like you're just a lil bit out of sync all day? Like the audio track doesn't match the visual but it's your body vs the rest of physical reality?
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I'm doing fine don't worry!
YouTube video by Axisoflaughing
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