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John Freitag Esq.

@jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social
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Wonder Bread comedian Conceived in South Bend, IN. Spreading, unwanted, acrossed the Midwest.

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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
This is a pretty good ep. open.spotify.com/episode/3W6c...
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D&D on A.D.D. Ep. 5 - Redbrand Impostors
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Pop pop
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Don't try to look up health insurance quotes because you can't sleep after eating an edible. You will click a sketchy "sponsored" link and get 7 phone calls way too late in the night.
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
@samreich.bsky.social is not fucking around, but also fucking around so hard with the newest season of @dropout.tv @gamechangershow.bsky.social . It is so good
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Meep moop 👕 @flexcomics.bsky.social
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
"White Supremacy" and "American Exceptionalism" are ideologies created by, and for, weak and pathetic people who are too insecure to form their own thoughts and identities. They'd rather believe that they can do no wrong, and all their problems are because of some one else. They have no---
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
FOOL ME ONCE CAYMAN JACK
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Cacawww
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Racism is when you believe a white guy is innocent after a jury has concluded 34 times that he isn’t, and you immediately decide an immigrant is guilty when the immigrant hasn’t even had a chance to present their defense.
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
An empty, well-equipped hotel gym is my happy place. 👕 @flexcomics.bsky.social
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
My favorite thing about Super 8 Motels, is each one's interior is stained from cigarette smoke. Reminds me of grandma.
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Got rear ended, and not in the fun way.
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
SLICE OF COMEDY MAY 9TH 9PM CRANKY PAT'S NEENAH WISCONSIN
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Not giving up is my magic. 👕 @flexcomics.bsky.social
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
The party of small government is really looking like a bigger more controlling government.
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
If you have 3 or more names listed on your mailbox, it is no longer an apartment, it is a law firm.
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Less Hair. Less Flair. I don't care 👕 @flexcomics.bsky.social
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Whenever you see a "Celebrity Athlete " Anti-Trans Woman's advocate, they always fail to mention that they lost to 4-10 other women as well, and were never going pro to begin with None of them are winners. They are just narcissists.
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Vital Statistics Male 31 years of age 6'3" 215lbs Heart rate: N/A due to toxic caffeine intake Physical Examination and Diagnostic Summary Eyes: Beautiful,Blue, heavy tint of red Neck: NOT THICC Booty: THICC Signed, Dr. Pepper. 👕 @flexcomics.bsky.social
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Pre show pump 👕 @flexcomics.bsky.social
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
TONIGHT 9PM CRANKY PAT'S NEENAH WISCONSIN FREE COMEDY SHOW
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
FRIDAY APRIL 11TH 9PM CRANKY PAT'S NEENAH WISCONSIN FREE COMEDY SHOW
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
FRIDAY APRIL 11TH 9PM CRANKY PAT'S NEENAH WISCONSIN FREE COMEDY SHOW
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Was visiting home, so went to my old clubs open-mic night. As soon as it ended I got cornered by an unwell person telling that comedy isn't funny because we need to take things seriously, and that I might have cancer. Never change South Bend.
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
FRIDAY APRIL 11TH 9PM CRANKY PAT'S NEENAH WISCONSIN FREE COMEDY SHOW
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
👕 @flexcomics.bsky.social
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I have not been proud to be an American for a very long time now. Way before I could vote. But this is definitely the worst I have felt about this shit hole.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Where is our humanity?
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
👕 @flexcomics.bsky.social
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hell ya
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I have slept 12 hours the past 4 days. I am running on caffeine and spite.
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I love my brain because I base a lot of self worth on how much I weigh (I was a licensed personal trainer and understand this is an unhealthy mindset), and yet it is still like: "HEY!!! You looked real good at 215 last week, why do you look like shit at 213 this week?"
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Took a Week off to fix my mental health (didnt yet), and my car (Did!), but back at it. 👕 @flexcomics.bsky.social
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Close to 5k since January 1st and my check engine light is finally off.
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
International American themed restaurants should start barring us Americans from entry and should kick out anyone wearing any kind of red heat, just in case, to give them that authentic new xenophobic American vibe.
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Most government regulations and administration's are put into place to protect YOU you dumb fucks
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 01/04/2025
You have to see this. PoliticsGirl and her husband teamed up with the brilliant Timothy Snyder (author of On Tyranny) and the legendary John Lithgow to create something truly powerful. It’s important, it’s urgent—and it needs to be shared far and wide.
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20 Lessons on Tyranny: by Timothy Snyder / read by John Lithgow
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Sometimes ya got to throw some blankets and pillows on the ground and make a cozy nest
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
FRIDAY APRIL 11TH 9M CRANKY PAT'S NEENAH WISCONSIN FREE SHOW
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Remember Pete Hegseth and Mike Walts put American military lives at risk but talking on an unauthorized app about, at the time, confidential attack plans. But Elon Musk thinks Veteran Mark Kelly is a traitor for throwing his support behind Ukraine. This is amaerica. 🤡
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I really got to remember that unfunny incels do not deserve tolerance or kindness.
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Manga recs? Have read 9 volumes of Black Clover (watched Anime first) And Burn the Witch. And one volume of Delicious in Dungeon. Have watched One Piece, Vinland Saga, Delicious in Dungeon among Many others.
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
White nationalists pick and choose their religious ideologies like they are some kind of booger Sommelier. "This one is too bumpy and says to treat others equal" "This one is perfect, and if you smear it on the text, it says God hates gays!"
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I haven't lost weight because I am disciplined, or motivated, or determined, I've lost weight because I'm mentally ill!
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
We are a police state now
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Lol Threads took away all the likes and reposts of how much Brad Schimel is a schmuck. Let's recount Let over 6000 rape cases go untested. Only processed 3, less than one percent. He needs Musky Daddies 10 million+ and for papa Elon to bribe constituents. The dude is a schmuck Wisconsin
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John Freitag Esq. @jfreitagcomedy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Remember Wisconsin, Brad Schimel had 3 of almost 1000 rape kits tested and processed. Less than 1% of the submitted kits. He does not give a shit about you.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Retweeting this for no particular reason @annecaprara.bsky.social
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