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@jfoy.bsky.social
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Also @jfoy@mastodon.social. He/him, cishet xennial nerd in urban Cascadia. Astra mortemque superare gradatim.

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R. Eric VanNewkirk @sotsogm.bsky.social · 8h
Or a children's baseball team. I mean, don't get me wrong: they're still weird Midwestern cultists worshipping a pagan elder god they sacrificed their parents to. But they really like baseball. Have uniforms and everything. Caleb could get a scholarship if he didn't keep killing recruiters.
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 3h
Just like me They long to be
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman Reloaded
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Orcish cuddle puddle
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A. M. Vincent @vincent.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
You may think that it's R, but everyone knows a real pirate's first love is the C.
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quick, what's a pirate's favorite statistics programming language?
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At the moment I am lease-constrained, but in the past we renegotiated these absolute limits to, say, the number of thumbs in the household.
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One striking thing about negotiating middle age is how young we lose friends, colleagues, and influences that have shaped us. (I didn't know Friedman but I do know her work.)
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tom Cruise as Fabian Everyman, avatar of Nyar-Lath-Hotep and dictator for undying life
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sock-Hops With Wolves
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do not taunt the papal orb
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Big news! I'm speaking at the TED2027 conference in San Diego, March 1-4! #TED buff.ly/KKOJBlg
Announcement card saying Ada Palmer will speak at TED2027, describing her as "Scifi author, historian, futurist". The photo shows her standing in a library in front of a wall of colorful books partly covered by a fleur-de-lis tapestry and a dramatic red velvet drape. She is a pale woman with glasses and long, wavy, dark blond hair down past her elbows. She is holding a big old brown leather covered tome, and dressed as the famous 1400s-era general and patron of the arts Duke Guidobaldo da Montefeltro of Urbino, in a black gambeson with golden trim (the padding worn under armor in the colors of the House of Montefeltro) over a Renaissance white linen shirt. Not a very plausible picture of me, really, but it's the headshot TED picked! Photo by the wonderful Evan Seehan, costume from Armstreet.
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a small child: - The very, very tall escalators to the deep Metro stations in downtown DC - The friars at the local Franciscan monastery (I somehow thought they made you one of them?!) - The Wumpus
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A dying Spock gives Kirk the Vulcan salute at the end of Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan. "Do not grieve, Captain; it is logical. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few..." "... or the one."
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Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 14/09/2026
Someone should really, really adopt Cid. This cat is the kind of cat who will take your love and return it tenfold. I don’t have enough words for him— kind, curious, charming, full of personality & presence. This is the kind of cat who will be someone’s soul cat. Elkton, MD. Apply: bit.ly/4cOmi21
Cid, an extremely handsome marmalade-colored orange tabby cat with pretty stripes and tall ears, one of them clipped as a former TNR cat.
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
More and more an advocate of streets being pedestrian-only except for emergency vehicles, transit, and specific delivery hours. Park the SUV at the edge of the neighborhood near the main road
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Truthout @truthout.org · 06/09/2026
On the heels of their victory on silica-based powder, baristas are urging patrons to boycott until they win a contract. buff.ly/uW7erSY
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Boycott of Starbucks Is Still On as Workers Press for $17 Wage and Protections
On the heels of their victory on silica-based powder, baristas are urging patrons to boycott until they win a contract.
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We don't inherit the world; it's just ours to hold in trust for a while.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
Alanis Morissette joined Brandi Carlile on stage at Red Rocks tonight. They sang Uninvited and Hand in my Pocket. I nearly passed out. It was amazing
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For sale: angel hair, never boiled.
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Kate Elliott @kateelliottsff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am not first and will be far from the last to say this: I have purchased so many books because I saw them recommended or publicized here on bsky. I cannot urge you all enough to KEEP TALKING ABOUT BOOKS. I know it's easier to talk up someone else's book, but this also means you, the shy author.
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
GMOs took a turn somewhere
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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✨‧₊˚ meh ˚₊‧✨ @ericgerhardt.com · 11/09/2026
My neighbor told me Captain Hook keeps stealing his Lost Boys so I asked how many Lost Boys he has and he said he just goes to Kensington and gets a new Lost Boy afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just recruiting Lost Boys for Captain Hook and then Tinkerbell started crying.
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Am I dissociating here? What--
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Arm the Omelas kid. There's more than moral injury coming to the ones who should've walked away
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't have the chops to evaluate a claim of a Navier-Stokes counterexample, but I think the more interesting question is whether comparably-funded human mathematicians (millions of dollars for about a hundred mind-years of thinking) would have made the same class of discovery
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Apropos of NOTHING AT ALL I'M SURE, it's illegal in the US to offer someone a reward for voting. www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...
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18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting
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Marie @marie.tech · 27/08/2026
You need to see this. You need to understand this.
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
See, there are also *rational* reasons to be pro-puma beyond charismatic megafauna!
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Not true: many of them are clearly described as 18 to 22 years old and green-skinned.
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe.
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Look, I've never made a movie or written a screenplay, but I'm pretty sure you improvise a line, a goof, a scene, a character dynamic. If you're on fire, or you're Billy Boyd, you might add whole new scenes around on-set serendipity! ... Doomsday is gonna be a trainwreck, isn't it
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is why I've regretfully elected not to send @frame.work any more business (for now), even though I've previously been vocal about how much I love and support the product.
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Je suis un petit mort
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@hankgreen.bsky.social Earth-moon system post-Thea: eukaryotic planet? youtu.be/1Q1d9wxw0s4
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The Most Important Thing that Ever Happened
YouTube video by Hank Green
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Welcome to the dessert of the eel
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 01/09/2026
Dale Sanders started Sept. 6 in West Virginia, hopscotched around with some brief breaks and finished Monday atop Maine's highest peak, where he paused to pray at the sign marking the summit. to.pbs.org/4i4MslF
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At 91, Dale 'Grey Beard' Sanders reclaims record as oldest hiker to complete the Appalachian Trail
Dale Sanders started last Sept. 6 in West Virginia, hiked the nearly 2,200-mile trail in out-of-order sections with breaks in between, and finished Monday atop Mount Katahdin in Maine.
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Welp - passenger sitting across the aisle in an exit row, who is either sick or passing-out drunk, is getting booted from this flight and arguing with the airline rep
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Change a letter, change a movie: Streep Fighter
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Ah, there it is --" *splurch* "-- you have too much iron in your blood."
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
TELEFRANÇAIS
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You know what? Fuck fare gates. They're the transit equivalent of stop-loss on diapers or groceries. People in general don't dodge fares for thrills. Automate high-value car tab enforcement instead.
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Literate ones taste better
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The way my brain tried to contextualize this coming straight from the Business Meeting
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Home Office is where, when you have to go there, they have to let you in
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AK Faulkner 🔜 NYCC @ravenswordpress.com · 29/08/2026
C'mon! Someone on catsky knows someone in New Jersey, New York, or the vicinity who would love these two middle-aged, bonded kitties whose human has passed away. Find them a home!
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Brian Honan @brianhonan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate
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jfoy.bsky.social @jfoy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is where someone clever pipes up and observes this is all humans ever do
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