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jason grinblat

@jfg.land
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creative head at freehold games co-creator — Caves of Qud, Sproggiwood generated histories, hidden monasteries, sentient plants🌹🌹 he/him

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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 20/09/2026
Cropping of a Sankey diagram:
17 - product-market fit
5 - strategic pivot
15 - execution failure
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 11/09/2026
here's a pic from that week
Brian and Jason of Freehold take a selfie
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 09/09/2026
GPT-6 Astra: I found a general solution for discrete time BOFA in three dimensions. me: what's BOFA? GPT-6 Astra:
Many complicated differential equations
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 04/09/2026
me guarding the corpus of human text
demi lovato STAY AWAY FROM HER meme:

ddlovato: GET A JOB
ddlovato: STAY AWAY FROM HER
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 16/08/2026
The disarming self-awareness of this parking lot
A bent parking lot bollard with a lampshad e on it
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 02/07/2026
Our tile artist Sam Wilson did the six center labels patterned on Qud's day/night cycle I Harvest Dawn II Waxing Salt Sun III Waning Salt Sun IV Jeweled Dusk V Beetle Moon Zenith VI The Shallows
Center label III from the Caves of Qud Vinyl: Waning Salt Sut

Tracklist:
Binaural Concept
Golgotha
Deeper Eaters
of Chrome, and How (Sultan's Song)
Lazarus
Barathrum's Study
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 02/07/2026
When unfolded, the margins of the triptych include a poem by Daughter Erinna, the in-game persona who also wrote Modulo Moon Stair and the Tree of Life
Digital clay sculpture for the Caves of Qud vinyl release. Left side of the triptych that depicts the flora and fauna of Qud across its landscapes. There is an excerpt from a poem on the margin:

Hark! The World wakes,
a quasar wind splits the Desert 
and lights the silent spilling Marsh.
The Singing Bell rings from under nowhere,
and sound is invented.
It breaks through in soft clay, unsure at first—
the bleating of a goat,
the nervous flute of the apple farmer,
Caught in fastening whistles to his starry orchard,
Blown free of the lonely canyon
and up the forever gate.

The ear is a gate! The swift chorus thins
to a hollow and recreates the world anew,
in holographic image,
where the alchemy of self,
and the catalysts of dim faces 
in candle-lit rooms, transmutes it,
alters its albedo. Then-
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 02/07/2026
Here's some of the outer gatefold art & credits. I can smell it. I can taste it.
Digital clay sculpture for the Caves of Qud vinyl release. Intricately depicted ruined arch of Grit Gate. Credits underneath.
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 02/07/2026
icymi last week, we opened preorders for the Caves of Qud original soundtrack as a 3LP vinyl. we showed off some art, but it's hard to capture just how exquisite @stvulture.bsky.social's signature digital clay sculpture art is
Saint Vulture's centerpiece gatefold art for the Caves of Qud vinyl release. Digital clay sculpture of Qud's flora and fauna across its landscapes, anchored by the Spindle in the middle.
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 29/06/2026
Caves of Qud screenshot. popup message: "You rifle through the trash, and find some trash."
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 27/06/2026
FromSoftware creature
LEGO giraffe with a pot on its head
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 24/06/2026
YOU IN 7D?
goofy youtube thumbnail for a popsci physics video.
0D: glowing point
2D: flat projection of a bald man
3D: also a flat projection of a bald man because it's on a computer monitor
4D: Many images of the man transposed in a vertical line
5D: Transposed man shadows around a man orb
7D: Escher-like maze and question mark
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 20/06/2026
you know I keep that thang on me
Photo of the complete  Babylonian Talmud for sale at a bookstore: $650
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 18/06/2026
Demi Moore movie posters from the 1990s In film theory we call this period the arrival of the 'demiurge'
Ghost (1990) movie poster. Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore in a heated moment of passionIndecent Proposal (1993) movie poster. Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore in a heated moment of passionDisclosure (1994) movie poster. Demi Moore with a seductive mouth-open posture next to Michael DouglasThe Scarlet Letter (1995) movie poster. Gary Oldman and Demi Moore in a heated moment of passion
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 10/06/2026
my face when "dino update"
Dwarf Fortress long-snouted finned dino-like creature
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 07/06/2026
Rob's avatar: 3-eyed lil guy
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 26/05/2026
concept sketch for Kyakukya
ASCII-painted map of a mushroom village
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 25/05/2026
Skinner experiment birds pecking buttons for food, with a speech bubble superimposed on
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 23/05/2026
Star Trek: TNG title card generator: "Short Romulan"
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 23/05/2026
Ds9 title card generator: "I'm here you fuckass bitch"
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 22/05/2026
I mean, I'll take one??
Online form: "Do you need a firefighter endorsement?"
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 18/05/2026
I need to apologize. The university where I am provost used AI to replace our graduation ceremony and — to our surprise! — our cherished students were upset by the alteration. We had asked ChatGPT to devise a more efficient diploma delivery routine than the legacy procedure of walking across stage one by one at the call of the graduate’s name. The AI assistant divided our auditorium floor into a number of polyomino square sectors (it called them ‘squectors’), where students clustered according to a number of factors including height, GPA, and others, intangible. Ramps were introduced, suspended above stage and fitted to rotational hinges, so the rolled diplomas could wheel down to each squector at a controlled and geometrically appropriate rate. The AI application misparsed the auditorium floor plan and several of the squectors were drawn too small, forcing students into packed and humid clusters. At times, the rate of the diploma spool became fiercely rapid — torrential, if I’m honest — and the emblems of achievement were blown like discarded newspaper across the chamber hall, plastered finally to the floor by dirt smeared from attendees’ shoeheels in the midst of the trampling chaos.

It is the job of our institution to prepare students for the world and its changing times. While our hearts were in the right place, our missteps caused delay and unease. On behalf of the administration and our enduring institution: we will do better.
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 13/05/2026
V. Vaughn — the travelin' Vaudeville Villain $3 million seed round we'll figure out the billin'
Email from Victor Vaughn at victor@park-capitalbizfunding.site

"We can fund today you know.."
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 06/05/2026
"You will not dispirit us today, Hershel. You reek of self-loathing. Transfigure it to love or leave the subreddit."
r/ManyBaggers subreddit post titled "Is there such thing as to many?" Some bags are included in the attached image.
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 04/05/2026
oh damn they hit us with the
Twinned set armor from Elden Ring
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 01/05/2026
saving these for future slide decks
Post by George Learmonth (@leiwaan.bsky.social): Caves of Qud is like getting read the Illiad by a dogPost by Bezier (@complexbezier.bsky.social): caves of qud is like if linear algebra had lore
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 21/04/2026
South Florida Eckerd from renowned Facebook group #flashbacksouthflorida
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 15/04/2026
Marc's exquisite layout inspired me to capture Qud's essence in a single overly baroque card design. Here's what I got
Caves of Qud
Legendary Land - Cave

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Stratum counter on Caves of Qud.

T: Add {1}.
T: Put 3 Stratum counters on Caves of Qud. You lose 3 life.
T, Sacrifice Caves of Qud: Choose one —  
Create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of Stratum counters on Caves of Qud. Then, target opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal an artifact or creature card with casting cost equal to X. Put that card onto the battlefield under their control and put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of their library in a random order.

_or_

Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an artifact or creature card with casting cost equal to X, where X is the number of Stratum counters on Caves of Qud. Put that card onto the battlefield under your control and put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in a random order. Then, target opponent creates X Treasure tokens.
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 04/04/2026
Screenshot of the Genius page for NIN's I Don't Not Want This

"[Pre-Chorus]
I do not want this
I do not want this
I do not want this
I do not want this"
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 03/04/2026
Old tweet by @unhaunting: "im so ruthlessly commited to Dialectics that i am constantly at war with the person i was two days ago, who is a clown and a coward"
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 01/04/2026
Broccoli in a colander, stalk looks like a snoutFalcor from the Neverending Story
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 01/04/2026
My broccoli has a snout
Some broccoli in a colander. It looks like it has a snout.
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 21/03/2026
Excerpt from the Wile E. Coyote Wikipedia page: "9. The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures."
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 18/03/2026
they got me
A bunch of plastic flamingos in a front yardA plastic flamingo in a mailbox
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 18/03/2026
Cover of NIN album The Fragile
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 06/03/2026
Altered Nintendo satisfaction survey about Caves of Qud:

"Thank you for playing Caves of Qud. Why does it look like that?" [someone has answered "I don't know]
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 28/02/2026
they should invent a language where the words cannot be freely combined
Sam Altman's tweet about complying with the DoW. Highlighted portion: "Two of our most important safety principles are prohibitions on domestic mass surveillance and human responsibility for the use of force, including for autonomous weapon systems.  The DoW agrees with these principles,"
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 23/02/2026
Yeah hi I'll have a burrito con carne but please don't make it
Ordering a burrito on an online takeout form with the bewildering option "do not make" selected
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 19/02/2026
Real talk though for every gonzo beat of randomized dungeon crawl there is also a quiet moment of place-making. Have a limestone wall
Description of a limestone wall from Caves of Qud

"Invertebrate life was sucked of its tissue and bled still over millions of years. The dusky rock is a necropolis."
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 15/02/2026
Help,,
View into the inner branches of a overly abundant lemon tree
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 15/02/2026
This is after picking ~50 lemons. I promise I did not bury the body of a rival lemon picker under here.
A lemon tree with a huge yield of ripe lemons
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 04/02/2026
Oh you wanna watch a movie? Sorry bub this flight is
Seatback on a Southwest flight. The text "Literature only" is printed on the tray table.Seatback on a Southwest flight. The text "Literature only" is printed on the tray table.
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 27/01/2026
A youtube thumbnail baby meme with a portrait of a baby on a black background and the text "The Baby in the Mirror Who Looks Just Like Me" and below it "Interview #424"
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 31/12/2025
Per the trend of lifeboating Mary Oliver riffs off the everything app, I'm quite fond of this one
A tweet by Gabrielle Drolet
"unfortunately the soft animal of my body loves carcinogens"
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 27/12/2025
The LAN party where every toddler brings one of these from home
A Montessori wooden switch board
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 23/12/2025
VASA MENTIONED in the Dark Souls font
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 22/12/2025
Quote this with what you would have said your game of the millennium was on the eve of 999 anno Domini, and what you would say your favorite game is now
A backloggd style 5x5 grid of "best games from the first millenium"

From right to left and then down:
Backgammon, Go, Senet, Chinese playing card game, Nine Men’s Morris
Tabula, Royal Game of Ur, Harpastum, Fidchell, Alquerque 
Pankration, Mehen, Pachisi, Marbles, Liubo 
Seega, Roman dice game, Polo, Hounds and Jackals, Knucklebones
Episkyros , x, Snakes and Ladders, Hnefatafl, Ashtapada
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 09/12/2025
hey tarot book, fuck you
Excerpt from A Guide to the Carnival at the End of the World Tarot: "When you feel certain of the question --& certain that you truly want an answer, for often we confuse wanting clarity with wanting relief..."
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 05/12/2025
If you like particularly the dark fantasy inflections in Caves of Qud, I recommend Zothique (by Clark Ashton Smith), where you get banger openers like this
Opening of The Empire of the Necromancers by Clark Ashton Smith

"Mmatmuor and Sodosma were necromancers who came from the dark isle of Naat, to practise their baleful arts in Tinarath, beyond the shrunken seas. But they did not prosper in Tinarath: for death was deemed a holy thing by the people of that gray country; and the nothingness of the tomb was not lightly to be desecrated; and the raising up of the dead by necromancy was held in abomination.

So, after a short interval, Mmatmuor and Sodosma were driven forth by the anger of the inhabitants, and were compelled to flee toward Cincor, a desert of the south, which was peopled only by the bones and mummies of a race that the pestilence had slain in former time."
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 05/12/2025
What a get today at the local bookstore! Beautiful condition first paperback edition Zothique [pictured with bonus orb of amethyst]
First edition Ballantine Books Zothique by Clark Ashton Smith. Next to an amethyst orb.
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