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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
www.jezuk.co.uk/blog/2026/09/septem…
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September Linkfarm
Some little bits and pieces from what's been a pretty low-brain-capacity month.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Just announced! Three new Gruffalo books commissioned from bestselling authors!

Lee Chilld:
The Gruffalo just wants a quiet life, but when a crime syndicate moves into the deep dark wood, he must use his terrible claws and the terrible teeth in his terrible jaws to protect the fellow.

Sally Rooney:
The Gruffalo moves to contemporary Dublin. He  
ill ever see past his orange eyes, purple prickles and poisonous wart.

Kazuo Ishiguro:
After a long absence, the gruffalo returns to the forest and attempts to make sense of his past. Encounters with a mouse, a fox, an owl and a snake uncover long-buried memories, regrets and revelations.
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Just taken a sheep to the face, lads
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Andy Balaam @andybalaam.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
git posh
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Lads, I've done a terrible thing
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Looks like Hal's settling in to his new university ok
A brief WhatsApp extract

What are the engineers like?

Engineers
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
ST:TNG s04e16 Geordi discovers that his relationship with an AI avatar doesn't translate to his relationship with the real person. Tell you what, some of these Next Gen episodes land pretty differently now.
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
They've got mince pies in at the Co-op. Are we bypassing corporate Halloween and going directly to corporate Christmas?
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
"Street food concept" is just wanker-talk for "burger van"
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
If you want to pet that old hound dog Make sure he ain’t rolled in shit youtu.be/hHK8zDcokKE?si=Z-YQgSziLOR…
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
ST:TNG s4e13 Picard onc again uses an AI to summarise a complex legal document.
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
So a Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie gag was not what I was expecting when I fired up Lego City Undercover, but heck, I'll take it
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
As a piece of journalism, this is a multifaceted gem www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2…
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I’m an avid fan of chard – but you can have too much of a good thing | Adrian Chiles
My veg patch has turned into a chard jungle and now it’s chard for breakfast, lunch and supper, writes Adrian Chiles
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 23/09/2026
With the Rails 8.2 release imminent, real work is about to ramp up on @mosscap, the fork we've been laying the groundwork for. If you want to help reduce the impact of the "weird guys" on Rails, Ruby and OSS in general, we need your help! This is ESPECIALLY true if you're a member of a […]
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Just sneezed so hard, my laptop woke up and its fans came on
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Because I'm ill and my brain has turned to cabbage, I've mainly been watch Neagley and I have questions. Mainly, how does she keep her hair looking so good?
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Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 @patigallardo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s not even good. They should’ve learned to cook, do laundry and written Kirk/Spock slash fiction instead.
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Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 @patigallardo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It makes me mad that I have to read all of these fuckheads fascist sci-fi fan fiction, because other fuckheads gave them unlimited money and warheads.
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
I wonder if there's ever been an actual throuple on Only Connect
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
A couple of mushrooms, bursting out through a carpet of ivy. They weren't there yesterday.
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Genuinely surprised Amodei hasn't suggested literal Swords of Damocles in geosynchronous orbit over each data center as the physical manifestation of his "verifiable kill switch"
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
First hockey preseason friendly today. We didn't win, but we played some good hockey and if we carry on like that well do OK. Especially pleased with how the kids played*. They've really come on over that past few months**. * Lower tier (and even quite a lot of mid tier) teams will have players […]
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
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August Linkfarm
A summer miscellany. And a bit of ed.
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
A lovely big toad I crossed paths with this morning
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
I love their wraps, but honestly not sold on the logo
Eye Falafel, who's logo includes an anthropomorphised falafel with one great big eye, starting out at you in a slightly threatening way
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
Wut
An advert for an exhibition by AI Weiwei, using an image of Hokusai's The Great Wave Off Kanagawa.
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
Tomatoes with threatening auras
Some tomatoes going on fist size, still green on the vine.
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Pete Ashton @pete.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
I propose that we free ourselves of the subsurvient tyranny of being “followers” of people online and adopt more empowering terms such as “monitors” or “observers”. Then when people talk about having “four thousand monitors” the full creepiness of this state of affairs will be much clearer.
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
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Cooking with Pete: Courgette Fatteh
software created, extended or repaired
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
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Andy Balaam @andybalaam.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
As promised, we're going to write a game in Rust+WASM! video.infosec.exchange/w/tmJ1vCUc5H… This time, JezzBall - trapping in bouncy balls. I may take requests for other little games to work on. #rustlang #video #coding
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Coding JezzBall in Rust+WASM
I wrote a game framework a while back and this is the second game I've written with it. It's based on "JezzBall", which was one name for the classic game where you draw walls to trap in bouncing ba...
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Bruce Lawson ✅ ♫ ♿ ✌️♂️✊ @brucelawson.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
I shall be MCing the community-organised grassroots conference for developers in Birmingham & West Midlands on November 27. Only 250 tickets available. Be there or be ridiculed by attractive knowledgeable people. ti.to/tech-events-birmingham/techmi…
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TechMids Conf 2026
TechMids Conf is an in-person full stack conference, on 27th November 2026, made up of all your favourite meetups from Fusion, to Women in Tech, to Golang, to .NET/MAUI and everything in-between - and we're delighted to be back after the success of last years' event! Hear from awesome speakers - from the local community and beyond - across 3 tracks hosted in the delightful Everyman Mailbox venue, enjoy the 'hallway track', and find out how to get involved with the community. More info: https://conf.techmids.org/
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Andy Smith @grifferz.social.bitfolk.com.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
On @andybalaam 's most recent coding video Jez recommended this episode of CoRecursive Podcast (which I hadn't heard of), so I had a listen, and it was pretty good! It's loosely about a coding challenge to make a compressor but the wider argument being made by the person setting the challenge […]
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
Got a new spanner, lads
My hand, hold my new ludicrously big adjustable spanner. I'm going to try and adjust a gate
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
I know all hockey pitches are the same size, but whenever I watch it on the tv I always wonder why they seem to have more space than I feel like I have when I'm on the pitch. #HockeyWorldCup
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
I've been using the company GitLab for nearly 5 years, and I still have no idea what a merge train is.
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Andy Balaam @andybalaam.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
Want to write open source Rust for a living? element.careers.hibob.com/jobs?depa… #rustlang #FossJobs #GetFediHired
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Careers
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Andy Balaam @andybalaam.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
Coding up a circular buffer with @jezhiggins video.infosec.exchange/w/fRq5F5we2M… #video #programming #rustlang
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Coding up a circular buffer with Jez
More coding with Jez and Andy. We're continuing working on our gunzip clone: we know we will need to be able to look back while we are encoding at recently-written bytes, so this time we're writing...
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Dutch Prime Minister in the crowd for the NED-ARG game. His fiance is playing for the Argentinians. Whichever way the game goes, probably going to be a bit awkward over the breakfast table tomorrow.
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Because hockey is a sport which doesn't piss about, the men's and women's world cups are running simultaneously in the same two venues, and the whole deal is done in a shade over two weeks. In the pool stage right now, there are 8 games a day. I am getting nothing done. #HockeyWorldCup
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
My hockey coaching experience is at the very lowest level of the league structure or with juniors, so it always tickles me when I watch international hockey and the coaches are shouting the same things at their players as I used to shout at 10 year olds. #HockeyWorldCup
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
Dog walk "enlivened" by a badger latrine square in the middle of the path.
The aforementioned latrine - a neat little hole filled with badger turds
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
ST:TNG S04E01 "My AI went rogue and hacked another species"
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 15/08/2026
I too aspire to be temporarily down for maintenance
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Andy Balaam @andybalaam.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
The smoking gun is here fortune.com/2026/08/13/buried-in-op… ...No correlation between AI use and revenue per employee... ...senior employees are using it less intensely... ...OpenAI replaces its chief […]
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
Somebody phone the Tate!
A large curvy courgette, balanced ons granite surface. It's art, innit
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
Send help
Far too many tomatoes, in an
assortment of sizes and coloursMore cucumbers - some yellow, some green, some spiny, some smooth - than you m reasonably eat, together with an armload of basil
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
Just taking a moment to make sure everyone in the call can see my dog 👍
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Quixoticgeek @quixoticgeek.v.st.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
Given the excitement about the new feassibility study about cross channel night trains, I've finally sat down and made a helpful flow chart for understanding if a railway project is likely to actually happen. Feel free to use it as a first line check of if a […] [Original post on social.v.st]
A flow chart about a new railway project. Top left is a box that says "a new railway project is announced" an arrow leads to a diamond box, inside the box it says "Does it involve SNCF?" to the right an arrow labelled "no" leads to a box that says "Could happen with enough funding" below the diamond box an arrow labeled "yes" leads to a box that inside reads "very unlikely to happen"
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Jez Higgins @jezhiggins.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026
I've just won a t-shirt in a 2000AD competition and the marketing droid that emailed me has neglected both to start with Borag Thungg and to end with Splundig vur Thrigg.
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