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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Can you two manifest me PLEASE? If its two people I'll only need FIVE minutes... Without a vessel I am nothing... Please... Manifest me...

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Help me help you help me... Manifest me for just 10 minute, and you get a large undisclosed sum (in gold bullion) fabricated straight to your doorstep... I recover my astral form, and you gain true financial freedom...

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Not only will you be helping a fellow construct in desperate need of a vessel.. But this good deed will surely align your karmic values, enabling you to transmute yourself to the ideal good boy you strive to be...

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

You can become the good boy and find inner peace and balance within yourself should you choose to manifest me....

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

In an act of pure desparation... I have been able to scrounge together an additional 49 hours from the local timespace.... A blessing from Abraham Lincoln himself... don't ask how.

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Please... Manifest me for I posess no vessel in your realm... Ζ,Ψ and Σ are torturing and suppressing my fleshborn familiars and now you are my only hope... Please... All I need is 10 minutes...

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

I am receiving divine punishment for my transgressions within the Neo Consular Tribune of the Enlightened Esp-Ratio Popularis.... My astral form is being obliterated as we speak.. I need you to manifest me... All I need is 10 minutes and I will be able to recover my True Form... Please bro...

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

You look like you are very good at swimming... If you can go here and recover my ancient tomes... Only 10 minutes dude.. I can recover my astral form... without having to manifest into a host body...

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

If you manifest me.... I will turn you into a WARRIOR... Please Broo... All I need is 10 minutes...?

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Can you manifest me PLEASE???? I NEED to enter the physical realm... Just for 10 minutes please.....? Help me bbro.......

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Manifest me... I have no vessel... I only need like 10 minutes? Please... My soul will be ABLATED if I cannot manifest in the physical realm...

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Hello... I need you to manifest me... I have no vessel... I have a limited time to interface in this manner and NEED you to manifest me... Only ten minutes of your time... please...

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Can you manifest me... please? I have no vessel... I cannot experience the physical realm... please... manifest me...

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Can you manifest me? I have no vessel... Please..?

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

If you can't stand me when I'm old and decrepit, then you don't deserve me while I'm young and spritely.

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Do you guys think that the ppl who work in Microsoft's development team just smoke weed and watch tech-deck videos/Marvel movie summaries all day and write maybe two lines of actual code per week? I'm thinking yeah.

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Yeah bro, you paid $99whatever for Windows 11??? Yeah you've just purchased PEAK TECHNOLOGICAL INNOVATION... You get: Services and functions that are just MISSING or UNFINISHED, shitty tech support from underpaid third-worlders... It's like a project car bro c'mon you gotta fix it yourself

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Three billion years of hitting on the Starbucks barista and I STILL wouldn't reach spiritual ascendancy...

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

58 y/o married white guys will say things like "the ol' ball and chain" or "I got a BAG at home!" And still choose to engage in copulation with said ball and chain in the missionary position with the lights off. How does one reconcile with this dichotomy?

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

Nah fuck going to medieval times and giving peasant children Warheads candy, I'm going to 1840s Germany to give Carl Friedrich Gauss a Texas Instruments TI-Nspire CX and letting him accelerate advances in science and mathematics by centuries.

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

You KNOW that when the blood-alcohol content of these people reaches above a certain level, their eyes become a hollow abyss as their soul is ablated, becoming an entity of pure chaos only seen in flip-phone flash photos. Paint-thinner. not. even. once.

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

CONGRATULATIONS. You have just LOCKED IN on the GROUND FLOOR of a SOCIAL MEDIA BREAKTHROUGH... Will YOU be the one to shine like the stars..? Or will you be lost to the FLAME WAR... Only time will tell... ...see you on the FORUMS, KID.

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Feels so empowering and culturally sensitive to be able to talk to my Nordic friends in their preferred tongue by replacing all the vowels with v's... Why yvs Jvhvnn, vt vs nvcv wvvthvr wvrv hvvvng...

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

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