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@jevvmode.bsky.social
9 followers 6 following 26 posts

Content farm tycoon, dog-hater, illiterate.

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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
In an act of pure desparation... I have been able to scrounge together an additional 49 hours from the local timespace.... A blessing from Abraham Lincoln himself... don't ask how.
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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I am running out of time.....
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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
If you can't stand me when I'm old and decrepit, then you don't deserve me while I'm young and spritely.
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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Do you guys think that the ppl who work in Microsoft's development team just smoke weed and watch tech-deck videos/Marvel movie summaries all day and write maybe two lines of actual code per week? I'm thinking yeah.
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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Yeah bro, you paid $99whatever for Windows 11??? Yeah you've just purchased PEAK TECHNOLOGICAL INNOVATION... You get: Services and functions that are just MISSING or UNFINISHED, shitty tech support from underpaid third-worlders... It's like a project car bro c'mon you gotta fix it yourself
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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
my xbox blow out what do i do
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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Three billion years of hitting on the Starbucks barista and I STILL wouldn't reach spiritual ascendancy...
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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
58 y/o married white guys will say things like "the ol' ball and chain" or "I got a BAG at home!" And still choose to engage in copulation with said ball and chain in the missionary position with the lights off. How does one reconcile with this dichotomy?
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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Nah fuck going to medieval times and giving peasant children Warheads candy, I'm going to 1840s Germany to give Carl Friedrich Gauss a Texas Instruments TI-Nspire CX and letting him accelerate advances in science and mathematics by centuries.
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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
You KNOW that when the blood-alcohol content of these people reaches above a certain level, their eyes become a hollow abyss as their soul is ablated, becoming an entity of pure chaos only seen in flip-phone flash photos. Paint-thinner. not. even. once.
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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
CONGRATULATIONS. You have just LOCKED IN on the GROUND FLOOR of a SOCIAL MEDIA BREAKTHROUGH... Will YOU be the one to shine like the stars..? Or will you be lost to the FLAME WAR... Only time will tell... ...see you on the FORUMS, KID.
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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Feels so empowering and culturally sensitive to be able to talk to my Nordic friends in their preferred tongue by replacing all the vowels with v's... Why yvs Jvhvnn, vt vs nvcv wvvthvr wvrv hvvvng...
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not particularly @jevvmode.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
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