jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 19/05/2026unfortunately, a performative male loves to see me comin'. go ahead honey, put in your lil show. i'll watch. i'll clap. 010
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 26/04/2026i know a cucumber sammich hates to see me coming. 130
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Me and all the real homies have an emotional support cup of one inch of melted iced coffee in our cars. 061
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Daily affirmations but it's just listening to Maneater by Hall & Oates five times before bed. 050
Reposted by jetty bonesbarry @barry-wong.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Who knew singing “Housing Crisis” by @jettybones.bsky.social would help my newborn fall asleep? Except I change it to “holy fudge” for parental purposes. 001
Reposted by jetty bonesbarry @barry-wong.bsky.social · 30/09/2025You’d think @jettybones.bsky.social is a coffee company! 031
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 02/08/2025if i see two vans parked next to each other at a diner, i will always assume they belong to two bands on tour doing a lil brunchie. 020
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 27/06/2025if i had to sum up my real life in one photo, it would be this. 010
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 26/06/2025truly thankful that my life is not the Truman Show because I just spent 23 minutes, trying to change the bag on a vacuum cleaner. 120
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 03/05/2025i actually only go to shows so i can spy on my fans and see if they go harder for other bands. that's it. 140
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 10/04/2025You’re looking up your ex’s instagram account. I’m looking up dolls at online estate sales to see if any of them look haunted. We are not the same. 030
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Wearing contacts is crazy because when I take them out, my eyes just don’t work anymore. 230
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 02/04/2025The biggest sham of adulthood is feeling an innate need to pretend we are not lonely. 050
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 01/04/2025If life really was a movie, someone would have done a dramatic rendition of Bonnie Tyler’s smash hit “Total Eclipse of the Heart” with me during dive bar karaoke in a different state. But no, this is real life people. This is REAL LIFE. 010
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Nothing makes me feel quite as blessed as my mom watching all of my IG stories. But also mom, if you see this I’m so sorry and I promise I’m FINE. 030
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 29/03/2025of course I feel like an alien, im a dreamer living in Reality, USA. 031
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 28/03/2025The look my cat just gave me after refusing to give him the whole other half of my burrito has me questioning my ability to parent. 050
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Repeat after me: I am free to align with that which serves me. I am free to align with only what serves me. I am free to align with all that serves me. 010
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Wearing clogs is all fun and games until your feet get sweaty and you start walking like a baby deer. 120
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Imagine hating me when I’m just decompressing from political dread by scrolling the blind cat subreddit. 040
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Ash Wednesday lowkey looking like Charles Manson cosplay. 010
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I think I’m having an identity crisis. I am extremely tired and considering a NAP instead of a RED BULL. 020
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 23/02/2025It’s 5:16am and I’m here to say one thing: Call a friend. It can change everything. It can keep you alive. It did for me tonight. 050
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I love filling in at my old coffee shop because everybody keeps asking me how my cats are doing and I feel SEEN. 050
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 18/02/2025I’m scared my cat might be a trump supporter because he keeps attacking my paper straw ☹️ 050
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Sometimes you can’t see anything, until you get closer- Then you see everything, Sometimes everything is so much, that you back further away. 030
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 14/02/2025OH LAWD WE COMING BACK TO MI!! www.xlncmusicfest.com 050
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Never underestimate the power of being in spaces where your presence feels wanted. 150
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 13/02/2025If I’m lip syncing the house music to you with intense passion and the contact, you BETTER not look away. I know we are strangers. This is our meet cute. 070
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Stomach ulcers are crazy because you can feel fine, then have a couple sips of coffee only to discover that your body is hosting the biggest protest of 2025, which is saying a lot. 150
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I know a candle section hates to see me coming.media.tenor.coma little girl sitting at a table with a potato wrapped in tin foilALT: a little girl sitting at a table with a potato wrapped in tin foil 020
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Spent fifteen minutes trying to send a video to my friend explaining how to engage your core while balancing on a workout ball, but my ball was partially deflated from sending a video to another friend explaining how the deflation makes it more difficult. Anyways I’m 32. How are you this week? 240
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 28/01/2025if you are in a relationship and thinking about how you “used to be” pretty or smart or talented or hardworking or energetic or positive or hopeful or excited or respected or any combination of those things that have since disappeared. They’re still there. You’re. Still. Here. I promise. 162
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 27/01/2025You think it’s crazy how messy my car is? Thinking I would willingly clean it in the middle of winter is unhinged. 010
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 12/01/2025A break from the nonsense to say one thing. Existing as a quietly kind human Is ENOUGH. It is more than enough. But it is not enough for me. May 2025 be the year that I remind myself that I am more. 050
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 12/01/2025“Nothing to see here, just to trauma survivors listening to Pretense live.” 000
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 11/01/2025“Fuck the bean, I’m trying to see the Jewel Osco.” 120
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 11/01/2025“The way my vagina just eats my underwear all the time.” 100
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 11/01/2025“A politically correct, mentally ill woman - I should make that my bio.” 100
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 11/01/2025On a very quick Chicago trip. Going to post my favorite quotes here: 120
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Everytime a cat pushes it’s head into my chest and leaves it there for a second, I’m like “wow I’m so glad I didn’t kms”. (It’s happening right now. My cat, he’s doing it right now.) 050
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I’ve never done coke, but I did just accidentally splash Red Bull up my nose and simultaneously take a deep breath. So you know, do with that way you will. 120
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I would be absolutely unstoppable if I was better at stuff. That’s where this confidence comes from bby. 041
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Oh big same. I try to avoid having leftovers to minimize waste, but sometimes I need to accept that putting it in the fridge before the trash is such a futile attempt. 000
jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 27/12/2024not to get too personal, but do you ever get the chopped kale mix that comes with dried cranberries and poppyseed dressing…? 🫣 100