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jetty bones

@jettybones.bsky.social
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laughing and crying and then laughing at myself for crying until I laugh instead of laughing until I cry. does that make sense? musician. ohio -> philly

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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
unfortunately, a performative male loves to see me comin'. go ahead honey, put in your lil show. i'll watch. i'll clap.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
i know a cucumber sammich hates to see me coming.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Me and all the real homies have an emotional support cup of one inch of melted iced coffee in our cars.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Daily affirmations but it's just listening to Maneater by Hall & Oates five times before bed.
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barry @barry-wong.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Who knew singing “Housing Crisis” by @jettybones.bsky.social would help my newborn fall asleep? Except I change it to “holy fudge” for parental purposes.
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barry @barry-wong.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
You’d think @jettybones.bsky.social is a coffee company!
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
if i see two vans parked next to each other at a diner, i will always assume they belong to two bands on tour doing a lil brunchie.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
if i had to sum up my real life in one photo, it would be this.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
truly thankful that my life is not the Truman Show because I just spent 23 minutes, trying to change the bag on a vacuum cleaner.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
i know a produce aisle hates to see me coming.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
i actually only go to shows so i can spy on my fans and see if they go harder for other bands. that's it.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
You’re looking up your ex’s instagram account. I’m looking up dolls at online estate sales to see if any of them look haunted. We are not the same.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Wearing contacts is crazy because when I take them out, my eyes just don’t work anymore.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The biggest sham of adulthood is feeling an innate need to pretend we are not lonely.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
If life really was a movie, someone would have done a dramatic rendition of Bonnie Tyler’s smash hit “Total Eclipse of the Heart” with me during dive bar karaoke in a different state. But no, this is real life people. This is REAL LIFE.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Nothing makes me feel quite as blessed as my mom watching all of my IG stories. But also mom, if you see this I’m so sorry and I promise I’m FINE.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
of course I feel like an alien, im a dreamer living in Reality, USA.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
The look my cat just gave me after refusing to give him the whole other half of my burrito has me questioning my ability to parent.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Repeat after me: I am free to align with that which serves me. I am free to align with only what serves me. I am free to align with all that serves me.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Wearing clogs is all fun and games until your feet get sweaty and you start walking like a baby deer.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Imagine hating me when I’m just decompressing from political dread by scrolling the blind cat subreddit.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Ash Wednesday lowkey looking like Charles Manson cosplay.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I think I’m having an identity crisis. I am extremely tired and considering a NAP instead of a RED BULL.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
It’s 5:16am and I’m here to say one thing: Call a friend. It can change everything. It can keep you alive. It did for me tonight.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I love filling in at my old coffee shop because everybody keeps asking me how my cats are doing and I feel SEEN.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I’m scared my cat might be a trump supporter because he keeps attacking my paper straw ☹️
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Sometimes you can’t see anything, until you get closer- Then you see everything, Sometimes everything is so much, that you back further away.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
OH LAWD WE COMING BACK TO MI!! www.xlncmusicfest.com
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Never underestimate the power of being in spaces where your presence feels wanted.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
If I’m lip syncing the house music to you with intense passion and the contact, you BETTER not look away. I know we are strangers. This is our meet cute.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Stomach ulcers are crazy because you can feel fine, then have a couple sips of coffee only to discover that your body is hosting the biggest protest of 2025, which is saying a lot.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I know a candle section hates to see me coming.
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a little girl sitting at a table with a potato wrapped in tin foil
ALT: a little girl sitting at a table with a potato wrapped in tin foil
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Spent fifteen minutes trying to send a video to my friend explaining how to engage your core while balancing on a workout ball, but my ball was partially deflated from sending a video to another friend explaining how the deflation makes it more difficult. Anyways I’m 32. How are you this week?
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
if you are in a relationship and thinking about how you “used to be” pretty or smart or talented or hardworking or energetic or positive or hopeful or excited or respected or any combination of those things that have since disappeared. They’re still there. You’re. Still. Here. I promise.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
You think it’s crazy how messy my car is? Thinking I would willingly clean it in the middle of winter is unhinged.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Sorry, can’t talk, I am radicalizing my parents.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
A break from the nonsense to say one thing. Existing as a quietly kind human Is ENOUGH. It is more than enough. But it is not enough for me. May 2025 be the year that I remind myself that I am more.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
On a very quick Chicago trip. Going to post my favorite quotes here:
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Everytime a cat pushes it’s head into my chest and leaves it there for a second, I’m like “wow I’m so glad I didn’t kms”. (It’s happening right now. My cat, he’s doing it right now.)
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I’ve never done coke, but I did just accidentally splash Red Bull up my nose and simultaneously take a deep breath. So you know, do with that way you will.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I would be absolutely unstoppable if I was better at stuff. That’s where this confidence comes from bby.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Thinking about me, in 3rd grade, telling my teacher I did not want to stand for the pledge of allegiance because I just read 1984 and the vibes were sus.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
What’s that one thing that always goes bad in your fridge and why is it the spinach?
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
If I have hot girl nails in any posts, I need y’all to expect several typos. Here’s how this looked originally. 😂
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Please be patient with me, I’m constantly existing in a beautiful state of fear and wonder*. . . . . . . . . . . *ing if my period is actually over / if I’m ovulating / if I’m about to start my period.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
All I want for Christmas is my cat to sleep in bed with me, under the blankets, with his head on the pillow like the perfect little spoon he is.
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Oh, here’s a new song for anyone that wants to cry into pie this holiday season 🥹🫣 open.spotify.com/track/2ijCNJ...
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The Good Parts - Extended Version
Jetty Bones · The Good Parts (Extended Version) · Song · 2024
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jetty bones @jettybones.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
My bit this year is leaving every family get together by saying “this could have been an e-mail”. You can use it.
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