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Sucks that jokes with homophones don't work well in text. Like, "What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!" doesn't work because I clearly said "eyes" and not "I's". When speaking, it could be either. Anyway, I say that to say this. I found a new punchline to go with that setup: "Plant-based"

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I installed a new showerhead! It has a main overhead sprayer, and a handheld sprayer, and it can be set to use either or, or both at once! Come check it out!

Baxter, an anthropomorphic flying fox, peeks out from behind a shower curtain as he invites you to join him in the shower.

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

So they CAN make Joy-Con 2 with color in more places than behind the sticks. More of that please.

An image of the Joy-Con 2 that come with the Zelda 40th Anniversary edition of the Switch 2. The design covers the entire controller, while other official Joy-Con 2 are all black with just a little color behind the control sticks.

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Hanging out poolside with the crew. (Flagged in case anyone is uncomfortable with nudity, like poor Danny. We intentionally don't invite him to these things, not because we don't like him, but because we know he doesn't like seeing us naked.) 🎨 - www.deviantart.com/absolutedream

Charlotte (an anthropomorphic magpie), Baxter (an anthropomorphic flying fox), Sparky (an anthropomorphic spaniel), Tansunn (an anthropomorphic fox/raccoon hybrid), and Aila (a red-eyed tree frog) are sitting nude at the side of an indoor pool. Danny (an anthropomorphic skunk) recoils in shock and discomfort as he enters the pool room and sees everybody else is naked.

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

🎵 I just want to close my eyes. I just want to fall asleep, 'cause I'm tired as fuck, and I don't want to be awake. But I still got a job to do, and shit I need to pay for, too, but I'm still tired as fuck, and I don't want to be awake.🎵

Baxter, an anthropomorphic fruit bat, looking completely drained of energy. He is slumped down with his chin resting on a tabletop, and his eyes are barely open. There is a presumably caffeinated hot beverage in a mug on the tabletop.

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

If I had a nickel for every time I saw nudity used as a source of comedy in a manga adaptation of a video game that seemed targeted at a younger demographic, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but I also don't read a lot of manga.

Two frames from the first volume of a Splatoon manga, showing how the inklings can change from squid form to human form.

Panel 1:

Two inklings are walking side by side. One is female, wearing a t-shirt, shorts, sneakers, and headphones. One is male, wearing nothing but a pair of goggles on his forehead.

Narration: "They can change into humans too!"

Panel 2:

The female angrily slaps the male while shouting, "Why the heck are you naked?!"

The male has an exaggerated pained expression as he replies, "I forgot to get dressed...!"

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

For the love of the gods, please SHUT UP. #ACNH #AnimalCrossing

A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons showing the player character digging up a small clam on the beach. He says, "I got a manila clam! Manila is my favorite flavor of clam!"

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

One for every actually funny joke you have. #ACNH #AnimalCrossing

A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons showing the player character catching a fish and saying, "I caught a clown fish! How many can fit in a carfish?"

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I'm catching up on your playthrough at the moment, letting it play while I do other things. Had a bit of a jump scare when I saw this in my peripheral vision.

A screenshot from part 2 of the SnapCube stream of Majora's Mask. Approximately 1/6 of the screen is covered by a close-up of a face that looks way too happy.

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I missed the latest update and I just saw Charlotte's in there! Could I please get her isolated?

A cropped image of Likeshine's Birdstaking with a spotlight on Charlotte, an anthropomorphic magpie character belonging to @JetBaxter

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

WTF, there was supposed to be an image attached to that post. Guess I'll attach it here.

A meme showing someone looking disgusted at a package of Naked Bread organic hot dog buns, and the same person looking intrigued by an altered version of the same package. It has been altered to change the grouping of the words, so that instead of [hot dog] [buns] it says [hot] [dog buns].

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Write your name with satellite images! science.nasa.gov/specials/you...

A collection of satellite images showing landmarks that resemble letters. They spell "Baxter".

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I've got a big heart to show, too!

Baxter, an anthropomorphic flying fox, poking his head out from behind a giant conversation heart that says "I like your butt"

Drawn by @howdylake.com

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

This grabbed my attention so I gave it a try. It's kinda like root beer but with a smokier taste. I dig it.

A picture of a can of Frontier Alaska Soda of the White Birch Beer variety.

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I think the status page is bugged. It says the ongoing maintenance started a year ago.

Apr 3, 2025

[Ongoing]

Planned Site Maintenance

* We are performing scheduled maintenance on FurAffinity

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Gotta go to work. Still feeling sick. Not as sick as I have been, but still not great. Bleh.

Baxter, an anthropomorphic flying fox, looking tired and worn out. His glasses are crooked and his hair is messy.

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I keep seeing @sonicmega.bsky.social talking about these. I was curious, so I checked to see if my local store carries them. It does. Then I thought, am I really going to let a voice actor whose work I enjoy peer pressure me into getting some? I did. Guess I know what's for dessert tonight.

A bag of Fruit Riot! The front of the packaging says:

Real fruit, unreal flavor
Fruit Riot!
Sour grapes mix
Mixed berry, lemon lime, green apple
Freshly frozen grapes splashed with lemon juice and a sour candy coating

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Me learning that "emoji" has nothing to do with "emoticon" and is literally the Japanese words "e" and "moji", translating to "picture characters" or "pictograph".

Baxter, an anthropomorphic flying fox, showing a blank expression as his brain tries to process the information he has received.

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

You have plans already written down! Even if you forget you can just read the plans! Don't be a moron, Puck.

A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons showing the player character talking to a penguin named Puck. Puck says, "One of the bugs in the floor whispered the DIY instructions in my ear while I was sleeping last night."

A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons showing the player character talking to a penguin named Puck. Puck says, "So I gotta build it before I forget what it even is!"

A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons showing the player character talking to a penguin named Puck. Puck says, "Check it out! Plans for a music stand! I can teach ya if ya want!"

A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons showing the player character talking to a penguin named Puck. Puck says, "Leave it to me! I got it all scribbled down right here...so just read this!"

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Tired. Want to sleep. Have to work. Bleh.

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Why this order? I'd expect alphabetical order or "uno dos tres" order (which would have also been the pokedex order), but it's neither. Dos tres uno? 2, 3, 1? Twenty-three is number one? Michael Jordan!?

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

My Animal Crossing character is not me. It will never be me. If it was, I wouldn't be saying terrible one-liners every single time I caught something. Or I'd be mocking the one-liners, like

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Each entry in the franchise has a subtitle, like the .hack//SIGN anime, or the .hack//G.U. trilogy of games. So SIGN is its own story, and the G.U. games are their own story, but they all take place in the same world where strange things happen in a popular MMORPG.

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I was so tired yesterday that I forgot to share my conversation heart. 🎨: @howdylake.com

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Sounds like a design flaw to me.

A screenshot from Metroid Prime 4 that says, "Psychic Healing Pod: Administers intensive care and amplifies Psychic abilities. Patients are also linked with Chrono Tower and given access to the tower's functions."

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

It's "never HAVE guessed." You're gonna be the next one to go.

A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons, with the lazy horse character Elmer saying, "I'd never of guessed," which is grammatically incorrect.

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

God was like, "YOUR JOKES SUCK. NO MORE CRITTERS FOR YOU."

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Too much effort. THIS is bare minimum:

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

NO. BAD ADVICE. You're limited to exchanging 15,000 poki per day. You'll eventually make at least that much per vacation home. When it's that easy to earn poki, you might as well just exchange every day, otherwise you're losing out on bells.

A screenshot of the Island Life 101 screen from Animal Crossing: New Horizons, cropped to a bit of advice from Lottie regarding the Happy Home Paradise DLC. She says, "The Poki-to-Bell exchange rate at the ABD changes daily! Aim to change your money when the rates are good!"

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Man, why can't we mix and match NSO icon elements between games? I don't give a crap about Pokemon, but I really like that dot grid background with the iridescent corners.

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Alternatively, leave some letters out and use a second adding of text to put them back in. Still, weird that we're denied using the game's own terminology.

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Here's the situation that led me to discovering I couldn't add the word "naked" in text.

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Baxter 🦇 @jetbaxter.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

It won't accept the use of a word that they literally put in their game.

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