Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 20/09/2023Gonna get real annoying on here once they add group chats 010 0
Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 01/09/2023This app is plagued with the “follow 100,000 people then unfollow them a week later to make my follower ratio look good” accounts how are y’all not embarrassed 010 0
Reposted by Jesus of Suburbiapixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/08/2023Some people say Giuliani was a good mayor but I think if two huge buildings fall over on your watch that’s basically the worst job you could possibly do as mayor 4293998 0
Reposted by Jesus of SuburbiaJesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 06/07/2023Imagine not getting an invite code 💀 154 0
Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 06/07/2023Imagine not getting an invite code 💀 154 0
Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 03/08/2023Being a vampire should NOT be legal! 010 0
Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 30/07/2023Fuck saving the bees. Flowers and fruit are overrated. I dont like bees 000 0
Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 21/07/2023Off to Boston to kidnap Ben Affleck and make him stop doing that voice 010 0
Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 11/07/2023If a guest wears a white dress to YOUR wedding you are legally entitled to shove them down a standardized flight of stairs 000 0
Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Fireworks that smell like hot dog water 000 0
Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 07/07/2023If Jesus walked into my house right this second I would hit him with a shovel 000 0
Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 06/07/2023made a threads account and was immediately followed by all the worst people i went to high school with 000 0