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Jesus of Suburbia

@jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Got that boom boom pow
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
A gun that shoots egg shells
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Gonna get real annoying on here once they add group chats
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
I want a gun that shoots quail eggs
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Grilled cheese o clock
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Wait fuck does Jesus know krav maga
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
I will kill god
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
This app is plagued with the “follow 100,000 people then unfollow them a week later to make my follower ratio look good” accounts how are y’all not embarrassed
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
ET stands for Erectile Tisfunction
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Some people say Giuliani was a good mayor but I think if two huge buildings fall over on your watch that’s basically the worst job you could possibly do as mayor
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Imagine not getting an invite code 💀
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Imagine not getting an invite code 💀
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Being a vampire should NOT be legal!
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
Fuck saving the bees. Flowers and fruit are overrated. I dont like bees
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Off to Boston to kidnap Ben Affleck and make him stop doing that voice
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
I could box any reptile and win
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Even the smallest whale is too big.
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
If a guest wears a white dress to YOUR wedding you are legally entitled to shove them down a standardized flight of stairs
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Local man scares hoes
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Fireworks that smell like hot dog water
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
If Jesus walked into my house right this second I would hit him with a shovel
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Jesus of Suburbia @jesusofsuburbia.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
made a threads account and was immediately followed by all the worst people i went to high school with
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