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@jesuschrysler.bsky.social
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I mean, as the Exarch nobody really knew how much of a goober he is, so that can definitely affect how he, ahem, *interacts* with others.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A delicious cycle
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Yesterday me: Man, I wish we had some snacks. Today me: *Goes to the store to get snacks.* Tonight me: Ooh, snacks! Tomorrow me: Man, I wish we had some snacks.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm always amazed when I see author panels before 11am. Like, I saw you at barcon last night. How are you alive?
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Harbinger of doom, bringer of contactless payments, all will fall before the Apple Pay of the beast, the anti-card has cometh.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There's a special kind of woo-woo that happens with nurses. Obviously many of them are fine, intelligent people. But the ones who aren't are fucking nuts.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tax paid.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What are the odds of this happening to two of my friends bsky.app/profile/anni...
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I feel like that's too hard to pull off though. It seems more likely he's just stalling and will either "decide" to retire soon or will just wait out the last few months of his term in recovery.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh totally. I just wanted to talk about my cats tbh.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
And in that case, why would I want to see that? I could be at home with my cats and games.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Saw him with @clppng.bsky.social, he put on a great show.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You're alive! Glad you survived the Applebee's yesterday.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This. They willingly opted out of the social contract.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Go check out the Eorzean Aquarium in Malboro, @meganeokeefe.bsky.social and I made a couple of the exhibits there. eorzean.fish/AquariumCrys...
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Eorzean Aquarium: Crystal
The Eorzean Aquarium is a not-for-profit institution dedicated to bringing the fish (and fish-like marine-dwellers) of Eorzea and beyond right to your back yard! We have every aquarium fish that has b...
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Shadowbringers was my favorite expansion. Endwalker is also very good.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Literally every driver in WA state. They tailgate like they have somewhere to go but refuse to get there quickly.
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DmitriSlope114 @dmitrislope114.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
www.kickstarter.com/projects/slo...
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Slope114- Artemis ep
Vocal House Music 12" vinyl
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
But they totally strained all the piss out and seasoned it to cover any lingering smell or taste! It's totally fine now, promise!
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
For a sec I misread walking.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Brought to you by the "nobody's proven vaccines don't not NOT cause autism" crowd.
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B'runi Masna-Nunh — In Mentor Hell 👑 @ver-caster.etheirys.social · 10/07/2026
Spoke with Mitch McConnell this morning for about 20 minutes. He asked if you’d heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with an expanded free trial to play all of A Realm Reborn through the award-winning Shadowbringer's expansion up to level 80 with no restrictions on playtime!
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Spoke with Mitch McConnell this morning for about 20 minutes. He assured me that he's ok, and that by 2028 he'll have ceased production of physical strokes and transition to digital only.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'll suspend disbelief for Richard Ayoade.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The other roughly 67 miles of 580 in CA seem to handle it just fine. Also it's already affecting surface streets as trucks need to take those to get to businesses near 580. Most likely it would increase traffic slightly around the freeway and slightly reduce it through the rest of the city.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
My wife: Omg I can't stop yawning. Me: Nobody can stop Yanni, he's a musical force of nature.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Eh, age of the game doesn't matter. And his age only matters because he acts like a fucking child.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My bad, that was "registered accounts," not necessarily active subs.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
According to their fanfest keynote the playerbase increased.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Corporate brainrot means you can do well at something but still "fail" because some arbitrary number failed to go up. In this case it's the Metacritic Critic score.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the 4th is to geekdom as humpday and happy Friday are to work culture.
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EikthyrnirVT @eikthyrnirvt.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Hey welcome. Eikthyrnir, or Eik (Oak) for short here! Just starting fresh into streaming and VTubing and I'm excited to finally do the thing. Ready to do my best and share some great times while I'm at it. More updates will be on the way! #vtuber | #live2d | #twitch
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a green jacket sits on a staircase with the words willam eventually saw the sailboat below him
Alt: Clip from Mallrats. A man in a green jacket sits on a staircase. Caption says "Willam eventually saw the sailboat."
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It also reads like shit (pronounced "AI") which is a dead giveaway.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I just assumed you kept a mongoose in your pocket or something. Maybe a fanny pack.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Right? I don't need an app to make overly confident, potentially incorrect statements.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Neither am I, but maybe he was busy planning the next one.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Kinda missing the point of the independent bookstore but you do you, I guess.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Ehhh, I've been able to fit all the jobs into two crossbar setups with a single set of 8 that shows up when pressing both triggers. That's with repeating a lot of actions so that I have consistent access to certain buffs and such. I'm concerned this is going to make things less engaging.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
He doesn't seem to know what depicted means, so that's definitely a possibility. Another is that he's so impulsive he doesn't give anything more than a cursory glance or thought. He knew he posted something but he didn't wait long enough to absorb what it was.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"The whole internet loves Free Game Dev, a lovely dev who is currently giving away his game for free." ... "We regret to inform you the dev has a case of rotten AI brain."
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Just a few more inflatable costumes should do it.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Disruptive is a bit of a stretch. Maybe annoying, like a dog turd that you have to take an extra long step to avoid.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Pretty sure that's just a recording of me using voice to text.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
🛹🛼✊️🙇‍♂️
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 29/03/2026
The bluesky address is @attie.ai and it really needs to be in the top five accounts blocked on this platform. This is honestly some of the most tonedeaf shit I’ve seen from BS and thats saying something
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
📖🎨🏳️‍😱
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The best thing you can do to prepare is to stop being 26 and to not be 28 quite yet.
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Alright, I guess you can't have a link and an image without keeping the url... www.npr.org/2026/03/19/n...
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Planned Parenthood chapter settles with EEOC over treatment of white employees
The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission says Planned Parenthood of Illinois will pay $500,000 to end an investigation that found the organization's DEI practices violated federal civil rights laws
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NotJoey @jesuschrysler.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
THEY SAID THAT BECAUSE IT'S TRUE, YOU WHINY FUCKS.
Paragraph from linked article. Text says: The agency says its investigation was prompted by charges brought by multiple employees. It found Planned Parenthood required staff to attend, on a weekly basis, either sessions of 'affinity caucuses' segregated by race in which employees of other races were not allowed to participate, or DEI-related training sessions "which involved repeated harassing and derogatory statements targeting white employees, including that they 'are White and do not feel racism the same way non-White patients feel.'" The end of the last sentence is highlighted, starting with "are white."
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