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@candystx.bsky.social
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PREPARE TO BE PULVERIZED, TRAUMATIZED AND HOSPITALIZED -🏳️‍⚧️-🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿-

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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vicariously picking up new in-jokes
Screenshot from Majuular's video on Ultima Online.

A caption from one player: "I'm just standing on business"
To which another angrily responds: "YOU STAND ON DICK"

I've always understood "dick" to mean "nothing" when used in this context. I do wonder if either they, or others, mean it literally? Like, accusing someone of standing on dicks.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t remember these guys having a presence in the UK. Glad I found out about ‘em and managed to pick up this album. And who doesn’t enjoy an Enhanced CD?
Photo of a CD Album: Chevelle - Wonder What’s Next
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Saying to heck with my wheat/gluten intolerance, I'm trying to find who has the best budget "deep pan" pizza. Last week was a Morrisons, which had pretty crap cheese, but scored highly on having a doughy base. Today was an Aldi's Carlos, which was pretty dry, yet sweaty. Not great.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New Delerium album? *looks at cover* CROOOOW!
delerium-official.bandcamp.com
Exaudire, by Delerium
12 track album
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Took a while to find a food that both the big fish and the babies like. They're extremely picky and don't like much of anything Turns out that "cheap flakes" was the answer all along FishTok: But flakes are the worst thing you could feed a fish. It will hurt their delicate little tummies Fish IRL:
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Fish Eating from a Spoon
ALT: Fish Eating from a Spoon
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saw someone else at the feeder. Wood pigeon and special guest appearance of a rock dove.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watching the sparrows at my Parents’ house. stop fighting now
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Where does Vanguard Class Titan fall on the "Hear me out" scale?
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love saying mundane shit. Just prattling on regardless.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I begrudgingly admit that the new Kirby game looks pretty cool. Never cared for the games much at the time. And that became an active dislike around the rise of quirky Nintendo man-child youtubers. "I love Kirby! Let me tell you how, in the deep lore, he killed God and birthed the universe!"
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Michael Keaton's Startling Bedside Moment
Alt: Michael Keaton making a dismissive jack-off motion.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mating Season was pretty good. Shout out to all the furries who are like "The designs are hideous. This isn't hot enough!" To which I say: Skill issue 😉✨
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
For comparison, this was the day after the big clean out: For better or worse, it's not as "green" any more.
The pond again. It's a bit overcast, so not the best lighting. But you can see the walls have been scrubbed and the mucky gravel has been removed. Also built a little shelter thingy at the deep end. One hopes the fish will make use of it <.<
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🏳️‍⚧️ Samara, The Werewolf Deer says ACAB 🏳️‍⚧️ @samarathedeer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Finally, a book for me
Supernatural season 10 episode 8. Dean looks at a thick binder. Text on the image says "He-wolf/she-wolf: A study in werewolf transgenderism."
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nice clear water in the pond. But now I can see how badly I need to clean the bottom of the pond before winter. Weather permitting, I’ll get the pond drained and the fish put into temporary accommodation for a big clean tomorrow.
The pond. There’s the 6 big fish and a swarm of babies if you look close enough. Assuming bsky doesn’t compress the already shoddy photo too much.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Avatar (2009)
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just done watching Okja. Possibly the harshest tonal whiplash I've seen in a Bong Joon Ho movie yet, despite knowing it was coming. Excellent film.
Stylized art of Okja and Mija
Artist unknown.
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
CARTOON/OMAHA.GIF
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Going to keep this account for mumbling about weird interests. Meanwhile, I'll infrequently post some whippet wiener over here: @slamjamboree.bsky.social For adults, of course.
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Cute Dog in a Robe
Alt: Cute Dog in a Robe
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Manic Pixie Dream Energy has increased 👀 Pretty rad!
Hint R1 media player with a Willow sticker on it.The R1 media player in its transparent protective case, surrounded by KPH30 Wireless headphones.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wonder if the Willow sticker will fit on the back of my MP3 Player? That'd be pretty raaaad. 👀
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just done watching I had fun and laughed! Has its heart in the right place while also going for a very enjoyable Aussie humour. The music and art is rad Addressing the drama: As an adult who understands what parody is, the film is well aware of what it’s doing and not that serious 3½/ 5 Maybe 4/5
Movie also came with fun stickers and postcards! Can’t argue with that!
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My TikTok algorithm was sent into overdrive with “puriteens” getting wound up over a bawdy Aussie queer indie animation. And then the defenders showed up with most of their arguments being “I saw clips and it looked shitty and cringe, but” Whole thing irritated me to the point of importing a copy.
Spanish edition of Lesbian Space Princess on Blu-ray
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
As fun as The Browning is, the frontman being super business orientated kind of dampened my enthusiasm. Hearing dude on a podcast interview being all like "Running the numbers, the internal data showed the most economically viable way of producing massive breakdowns to maximize profits per album"
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Picked up the ultimate movie to show off your 4K system! 😤
Steelbook 4K release of 28 Days Later

To explain the joke: This movie was notoriously shot in standard definition.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
While I’m talking about steelbooks. Big tend in 4K is to only release physical versions with steelbook cases. I guess the idea is that the market is so niche, that they can do a limited run *and* crank the price up higher with novelty metal cases.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not much of a Steelbook freak. But I am a Matrix freak, so I paid silly money to get this out of print steelbook set. And the pose it next to my very cool old DVD set.
Photo of two Matrix movie sets, one DVD set that comes in slick acrylic case and has a bust of Neo included. The other is a metal case with foam slots inside, where steelbook 4K copiea of the four movies are kept.
There is some Matrix action being displayed on a big telly in the background
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I know folks here are too cool for GTA, and Rockstar/Take2 management are the devil. But! That shit was hype and I’m always ready to play a GTA.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Would people be mad if I posted overly horny commissioned art of my fursona on main?
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
TIL Video games: BB from Anthology Of The Killer isn't a creature, but a yellow human with a bow (not ears)? I would be lying if I said that didn't disappoint me slightly.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Powerful urge to get a second hand laptop, install Linux of some kind… then change the desktop to wild, unashamedly sexed-up furry fanart. Transparent terminals playing tracker music over a picture of Diane Foxington’s ass. That’s the dream.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Every now and then, I have to think about it.
"Perhaps you enjoyed Se7ven. This goes up to ei8ght ★★★★★"
- The Guardian
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Brendan Blaber @brendanblaber.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Why does every Nintendo Direct sound like this?
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hazy Mazy Cazy Cave
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Gim @bestyoutuber69.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
And now everyone will do the meme one last time
IGN staff: 
"There's a tendency among the press to attribute the creation of a hand to a single person" says Warren Spector, creator of thief and Deus ex
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KO_OP: 🪐 Wishlist Young Suns on Steam! @ko-op.com · 23/07/2026
Your #1 pterosaur rockstar has returned to the stage for a much requested encore! 🎤🦖 This Fang 2.0 plushie arrives in their Battle of the Bands look, and with their detachable Volcano High yearbook, you'll never have to choose between holding on or letting go. 🫶🏼 www.makeship.com/products/fan...
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🔞Rap Deez Nuts in Yo Mouth🦖🥚 @supermattym8.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
60.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There's a lot of construction going on near where I live. Shout out to the workies singing Dragostea din tei.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
*catches a whiff of Jupiter Ascending discourse* "Mmm. It's a critical and commercial bomb..." I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUK! MOVIE EXISTS! GOT A 4K BLU-RAY RIGHT HERE, BABY! CAN WATCH THAT SHIT WHENEVER! I CONSIDER THAT A WIN IN MY BOOOOK!
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hey I just saw Project Hail Mary
A screen capture of Jim Gaffigan during his “Heat!” stand up bit.

“HEY I JUST SAW HEAT!”
“Heat? I saw that six years ago…”
“UHH I WANNA TALK ABOUT IT NOW!”
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Let Eliran Kantor have a rest. I'm looking at the metal section in my local record store and it's like... damn! Bro has been working overtime.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
trying to find game reviews and being like "Oh, GameRankings.com !"
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wanted to get one of the baby fish out of the pond for a close inspection. Just a small fry.
Little baby goldfish. Still a bit transparent, but getting bigger!Little baby goldfish. Giving us a knowing look.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
While I'm talking about stuff nobody gives a care about... As much as I'm enjoying revisiting 2000s deathcore, I only have so much tolerance for looking at lanky dudes with extensive neck tats and Disney Channel-ass scenester haircuts.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Still Deathcore Dabbling Suicide Silence (2017) was a bit too ahead of the curve. The Nu Metal revival hadn’t fully formed. Had this album hit 4/5 years later, maybe it’d have found an audience. Now they’re stuck playing basic Core for millennial boomers who are mad about gutturals and symphonics
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 04/08/2026
The Lulu invasion begins
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Whoa. Get a load of this: Lulu belongs to - @genc.newgrounds.com
It's a Lulu the Dog plush!
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
TMI about gastrointestinal distress: It’s one thing to be kept awake by IBS, bowels feeling like a gnawing void of slime and rancid gasses… … it’s a whole other insult that my sleep deprived brain decided it’d be funny to wake me up by repeating lines from Ram Ranch just as my eyes start to close.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If this can reach the Headphone Recommendation crowd Is there an alternative to the Koss KPH40 Utility? Still big mad that the Sennheiser PX100 line was discontinued.
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Robyn @candystx.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Everyone enjoys a slow motion sparrow
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