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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

No one sucked harder than him… That’s why no one from the GOP will be able to fill the vacuum that’s left.

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Time to get creative! We should unleash a BUNCH of bees

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Kim Davis looks like Dan Aykroyd from Coneheads but with a wig and glasses

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Breaking news: “Trump gives Alaska back to Russia”

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

If tomorrow everything went to a purely barter based economy White Americans would be SOOOOOOO FUCKED

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Ok. Tell me what is stopping someone from doing this. If pigeons can be trained to deliver messages, can someone train like 1000 pigeons to just start shitting on the new White House “rose garden”? Unrelated question…can larger birds be trained to shit on a location and/or specific person?

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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

So the same guy who insists he couldn’t activate the National Guard in D.C. on January 6, 2021 suddenly has the power to activate it today?

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

(Interviewing someone in 5 years) “I notice a gap on your resume in 2025, and you said that you were helping out with family. But I see your face on a former ICE identifying app/site. Can you please elaborate?” People tempted by big signup bonuses/perks…take note!

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

If I see ICE I’m just going to go full Aussie and yell: “What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Mexican meal?" "Get your hand off my penis!"

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I think it was god saying: “Missed it by thaaat much”

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I think someone misunderstood god’s intent when that tree fell on him.

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Welp. It’s been known for years, but I guess it’s official now. R.I.P. Austin being a cool city.

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

It feels like movie studios are doing more promos/interviews showing how the actors liked working with each-other as people , more than showing info on the film they are promoting. I don’t mind this type of manipulation.

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Happy Tariff Day! Remember this day when you go shopping for the holiday season… …it ain’t gonna be pretty.

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Hegseth looks like a lot of peoples first boyfriend who never left town and is now on daddy’s payroll at the dealership cuz he can’t get hired anywhere else.

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Trump bringing back the Presidential Fitness Tests… That joke wrote itself immediately.

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

You don’t have low t…you’re just getting older. Fucking man up. Amazing how many dudes don’t think they are on roids just because a doctor prescribed it to them. We’ll see how poorly this goes in about a decade.

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

This country is currently a fart wrapped in turds.

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

If she gets pardoned, she will probably fall from a window, and she knows it.

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Angry US civilian speaks out against fascist governor Ron DeSantis and his subservience to Jeffrey Epstein ally Donald Trump: “You bow down to a fucking pedophile! You’re a fucking pedophile! Donald Trump and all of you are fucking Nazis, fuck you all.”

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Peter Thiel is really running out of friends.

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Can’t spell gross old pedophiles without the letters G O P

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

If Maxwell is found dead soon, I’m pretty sure we can start calling Trump: The Grim Raper

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

It’s possible that goalposts get moved so far, and so often, that they start appearing behind you on the horizon.

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

I wonder if Chris Martin and Coldplay could be brought in for questioning during the divorce proceedings

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Sometimes you gotta just run, then barf, then trudge through the negativity.

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

The U.S. should have a going out of business sale.

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

It would be so funny if someone just flew drones 24/7 around Trump tower that had projectors on them. But what to project….facts probably?

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Air Force One should be renamed the Fart Poop Express

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✨Bland Potato ✨ @blandpotato.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

By god, they cracked the code

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Wouldn’t it be within a city’s rights to just happen to test their fire hoses at the same time, at the same place, as ICE just HAPPENS to be hanging out?

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

This is something

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Traveling Queer @spicy-millennial.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

There's a lady on TikTok who has taken it upon herself to sit outside the concentration camp and expose those who are going in.

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I think someone misunderstood god’s intent when that tree fell on him.

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Gatorade Gulag is also an appropriate term

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

To be “murkowski’d”: Example: If you see someone stealing your car, then you give them the key, then they run over. You’ve been Murkowski’d

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Of all the things that humbled me, one of the biggest was having to visit hospice centers with my mom as a child. She was a social worker for end of life care, and sometimes I had to go with her. I think MAGA’s need to spend a few minutes in places like these before voting, on anything.

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Ew! This country’s gone bad! Throw it in the trash!

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JESUS CHRIST 69 420 @jesuschrist69420.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

What Lisa Murkowski didn’t mention is that her friend got her a summer job at the pool, so she’s like, really pumped about that.

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