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Josh

@jesteinf.bsky.social
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jesteinf in all the places. Food, politics, sports, nonsense. Coming to you from San Francisco, the greatest dystopian hellscape there is. Mysterious and important.

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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 10h
Hard for him to kick ass in Texas when he's partying with criminals in Dubai.
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 12h
Oh, so the White House Press Secretary is supposed to be able to read? Ableist much?
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Kelly Clarkson could’ve had this
Pete Rose Cincinnati Reds Coffee Table ($1,250)
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Let's be clear here. She'd be perfectly fine supporting a different fascist.
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's a sunny, mild day with no wind and no rain so of course the power is out. PG&E stay killing it
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As I understand it, Kelly Clarkson seems to be fighting with a Brooklyn magic shop over a mechanical bird? Are we just doing mad libs now?
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 12/10/2026
Getting into a PR war with a toy store in Brooklyn for not selling you a bird because you’re "only daytime TV famous" is a 30 Rock plotline that works for both Jenna and Tracy
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Pretty interesting that America's Greatest Centrist Pundits have nothing to say about the regime investigating an opposition leader.
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No no, a fringe podcaster is the most important thing driving this election
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 11/10/2026
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Excited to vote no on 40, 41, and 42 because fuck California's feckless legislature and governor
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Giving OpenClaw access to your Tesla really opens up a whole realm of hilarious ways to die.
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Please stop calling Nazis Nazis"
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The official vehicle of Bluesky, a kei truck with bisexual lighting
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Really feels like we're going to get an n-word out of him by the end of his term. Maybe even by election day next month.
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is WILD to me that Trump wears off the rack suits.
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kobe catching an extremely bizarre stray here
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good reminder that he's only Speaker because no one knew who he was. He has been completely inconsequential since. Who even cares what he does next?
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The fun thing is that he can just do this again against anyone who is running for President on the GOP ticket in 2028
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What's $20B between friends?
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If Democrats win, johnson will not be speaker at the point where they are swearing in the new Congress. They are sworn in by the speaker elect, who is chosen by the member elects
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bluesky, the social network famous for hating AI, regularly falls for AI generated outrage.
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Megyn Kelly truly is a terrible person.
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good thing you can't have a beard in the military anymore
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Really makes you think
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone should ask JD Vance if he agrees with his buddy Tucker Carlson on this.
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Unimaginable"! The dumbest man in VC never misses
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There are like 7 other better arguments against this tax
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 03/10/2026
The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026
Wait. What? www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ten...
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Ten Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost in a Role
November 5, 2021 (her b-day) 1/13/23
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The most relatable thing Trump has ever done.
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Omg, Valkyries disaster
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David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, that kind of Christianity
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The pro-life majority strikes again!
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This tracks
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me seeing this post
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Dont Look: Terrifying Creature
Alt: Walter Donovan ages rapidly in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Weird how @sallyjenx.bsky.social is so quiet about Bari Weiss these days.
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm sorry, why hasn't Kash Patel resigned yet?
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He says as he posts an AI generated photo
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let's maybe not leave this to the octogenarians
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hell yeah
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Mad Max Doof Warrior Playing Flaming Guitar
ALT: Mad Max Doof Warrior Playing Flaming Guitar
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 26/09/2026
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The important thing is to chase great posters off of here with extremely Bluesky bullshit.
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Josh @jesteinf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
20 years of marriage means that when your wife travels the texts are about important sandwich discoveries
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Folks, we're terribly sorry to announce that there was a LinkedIn spill that broke containment and leeched into Bluesky. While the spill is being handled, we ask that you refrain from discussions about synergy, hustle, paradigm shifts, and praise for grind culture. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wait for it . . .
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